Wagecuck kino

Is that ricardo in the back

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dude, bro, its not that hard dude, just wagecuck for 50 years lol

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>get in huge debt and do whatever you want
>kill yourself once you're done
How to win life 101

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>Oh yeah, we forgot to tell you that you'll be dancing everyday on the job.
youtu.be/326FSEQHaxE

>STOMP STOMP CLAP
>STOMP STOMP CLAP
user you’re an old man,
postin’ frogs on Yea Forums.
You’re gonna be a cashier someday!
Got cum on the brain,
/literally/ insane.
Drinking soi, thinking yourself John Wayne.

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Can't be topped

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4

imagine if your wife or daughter worked there and had to do this for american (3rd world) minimum wage. lmao

Texas Roadhouse has some kino butter to go with their free rolls. Their ribs and pulled pork sandwiches are also delicious.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0uOqFT4BP5H

damn even cunnies are wageslaves in america?
for shame!

WE WILL
WE WILL
KEK YOU

Fight Club

mean to say C UCK but I forgot that seething jannies changed the word

LOOK GUYS! A little future serving wagie is practicing with them. How adorable!

>be americlap
>go to the movies
>clap during the movie
>claim after the movie
>go to work
>clap during work
>clap after shift is done to celebrate being free from wagecuckoldry for a few hours
>try to go home
>get shot

>Cum on the brain
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
Yea ForumsEDDIT
*SHOOT SHOOT RELOAD*

Why are millennials so lazy?

Holy fuck, I had to breathe for a second because I thought this was a webm of me. Long story short, I got into a fender bender while out on a delivery, but it was right in front of the house so I told the guy "let me drop this off real quick and I'll be right back". Still got a 5 dollar tip too.

>Too lazy to type all this shit out so took a picture.

Bob's your uncle!

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>Americans aren't bug people like Asi-
Dios mio..

Did someone get banned from /int/?

oh please these whores love showing off

its interesting that this movie looks "home made" I guess its because of the budget.
I wonder what it is that make big studio movies look so different ...the frame rate maybe?

Americans are okay with literally dancing like a little street monkey for their tips on top of $7 per hour salary lmaoo

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Based wagey thread

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He finally took the neetpill?

They must be too poor for a computer or stupid to realize chaturbate exists then

It's from his new audio series, here's another excerpt

vocaroo.com/i/s1ruZZaSl7MJ

sing wagie sing, you need to pay for my neetbux that I hastly require

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>I'm a product of my choices, not my circumstances.
>I've won the greatest lottery of all time. I live in america.

Oh, no no no...

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>go to job
>have a nice time watching ti9
>make more money than a neet fag doing his meditations
>give tasks to other juniors
pretty comfy desu

Why do NEETs pretend to be happy with their awful situation?

literally coping mechanism

Just here to drop some wagie pics

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wtf triggers this? a birthday? Fuck this is cringe

Is it true that US citizens have no worker rights? Meaning your boss gets to torture the shit out of you to the point where it’s legal for you to sue his ass?

>They call me the deli retard

>Have kids when you don't have a firm financial base
>Not tough enough to do manual labor or drive a truck
Yeah I guess he is the Deli Retard.

cuck?

Define Torture. No your boss can't physically assault you.

Depends on the state I think. I managed a restaruant when I was younger and the previous manager would do retarded shit like firing a responsible vacation taker because the person who (in writing) committed to covering the shifts didnt show up. The Labor Board would come in and fuck the owner in the ass so the manager was fired. That's california anyway.

>define torture

Sorry, I meant mental torture.

besides the long days what's tough about driving a truck? not challenging just curious

This feels like the job you have to do before you qualify for Hooters

I JUST WANT TO EAT MY FOOD AND LEAVE
FUCK DANCING WAITRESSES
FUCK SINGING FOR BIRTHDAYS

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i must be a pleb because all the movies I can think of end in them either getting their dream job or escaping toil altogether.

Sorry to not be clear but there's absolutely nothing tough about driving a big truck other than learning how to do it properly and safely.

Truck Drivers can make good money and it's going to take a long time for them to be replaced with self driving.

I like attending the wage-cage. We have an internship programme so there's a conveyor belt of pretty school leavers who didn't get into uni there, wearing dresses in the summer and skinny jeans or tights in the winter.

It's sad, but my life is sad in general.

Your assignments can often be weeks long of just driving and driving and driving. Very exhausting physically and mentally. Having a relationship is hard because you are basically away for most of the year and newcomers make less than 40k a year with the worse routes. Imagine being a young truck driver working for literal weeks on end just driving making 30k a year just to finally come home and find your wife has been fucking someone who works 1/10th of what you do but makes more money.

Soul crushing

>tfw officekuck exceljockey masterrace

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>driving in a straight line on US interstates
>Very exhausting physically and mentally

>marrying a whore

The problem is you

only 40k?
I personally have played US Truck Simulator and the jobs you get there eill yield you more than 40k if you do them for a year
also it is not that hard

you get paid pennies on the mile and most companies will limit you to 500 miles a day plus maintaining the truck is expensive.

link related
youtube.com/watch?v=otdgTjvEuJY

any movies with this feel?

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falling down
he was a quiet man
employee of the month
the 40 year old virgin
waiting..

Fucking Transphobic piece of shit.

If he takes it too far he risks getting shot.

cumbrain is a Yea Forums meme
theres a reason why they have the biggest IQs

ummm sweetie its called enhanced interrogation and its perfectly legal and ethical

Clerks and Clerks 2, I suppose

Transphobiaphobic piece of shit.

this is sad

this is based

BvS

>Yea Forums meme
Yea Forums only has like 20 people that post regularly tho

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They are heroes though

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based lolis joining in

Failing a quicktime event

I appreciate you, as I am building my wagie folder

Those are called children, user.

>I am called the deli retard

Unironically the best laugh I have had in months, god bless you user

I've been a waiter for 7 years. I hate the world, society, people. I applied to a warehouse job (not gonna be much better) but only because I need a break from this kind of job. I need a reboot

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Why not do office work? Dull and soul crushing sure, but it must be better than serving meals to ungrateful, disgusting human detritus?

post feet

Warehouse jobs are pure hell user, especially Amazon

Not sure why people think warehouse work is comfy, you're obsessively micro-managed and it's so stressful

Delicious retard

she deserves to be raped

but does a more r9k job exist?

It's not robot-tier at all. You're never left alone, constantly being scrutinised and take on a huge level of personal responsibility if you're late or fuck up

At least you dont get to interact with customers
Fuck customers

Do Americans consider such weather harsh?

Life makes a lot more sense when you realize it's just the punishment for the sin of being born.

There are a few elderly baggers at my local grocery store and it's hard to interact with them because aside from getting crippled or having your family killed, wage cucking at 75 is probably the worst thing I can imagine.

does a robot job even exist? help

Office work if you want to avoid customers. Pointless admin roles are great, I sit in an air conditioned office, the fat gay lad loves to bake so is always bringing in cakes and stuff, gender neutral bathrooms so I can tug it listening to girls pee in the next stall. It's heaven.

>work at an airport
>change one of my shifts around
>shiftplanners only operate on a week-by-week basis
>end up working from 6pm-4am on sunday, then 5am-11am on monday
17 hour shift, I was having audio-visual hallucinations at the end

Television & Film

Good thing that's a picture of a Publix deli. While that work is absolutely shit (I did it for about 6 months) those niggers can make like 15 an hour and get consistent OT. I've also known 19 year olds to be deli managers so the competition is ridiculously low.

This is why I don't go to any grocery store without self-checkout I'm just ashamed of everyone in there including myself

>15 an hour
That's the new minimum wage in my state

Any Hooters kino?

based boomer

>Office Space
>Waiting...
>Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
>The Voices

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>Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Now can you do it on my prenis?

That's a good trick

3/10 face but would still bang

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Any kino for janitors?

Trailer park boys

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

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Just be a security guard
>17$/h to shitpost and occasionally kick a dirty homeless guy out and back onto the streets

It looked wholesome with the little girls dancing too. Are there any places where they make guys dance too? I've never seen it but this whole dancing thing is so surreal like omg.. I didn't even know this was real I thought it was just a meme.

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I'd trade my 19 an hour just to be you user

underrated kek

>those titty shakes
texas roadhouse knows what theyre doing

This was my problem with the warehouse stuff. Worked a job for a week at a warehouse facility for a national courier and was shocked at how the life really is.

It was literally just taking boxes that came down on a conveyer belt and stacking them into freight containers for the trucks and yet everyone is on your ass about how to stack the boxes. Couldn't take that shit

I'd unironically clap if I saw someone do that. Kind of impressive

the true redpill is realising that dancing is fun and enjoyable. that's why the little girls join in. only incels think this is pathetic or contemptible

anyone work at FedEx, I work outbound and it absolutely blows. The job is easy but those jews only offer about only 20 hrs s week. It would be peak comfy if i can get 30 hours at $15

Need an edit of this where she lifts off

Be a corrections officer (jail not prison).

>Starts over $20 an hour in most states

>rotate to Midnight's after academy (always available because people with families won't do it)

>Enjoy playing Nintendo Switch and watching movies on your phone while inmates are all asleep

>Shift differential is at least an extra dollar an hour for doing way less work

You need to go on a trucking convoy, across the USA

Is there a worse wagie job than working in a restaurant?

damn. imagine if she was pissing at full force while doing this, spraying everywhere. haha that would be sofunny

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I used to work for apple, checking broken phones to see how much the costumer should be charged and what was repairable. it was slave labor for less than minimum wage

>Just be an RP Tech
$/h to shitpost and occasionally stop a dirty maintenance guy from spraying radioactive material onto the streets