ME TIE-DOUGH-TY WALKER

considerably frightening yarns to utter aloud to your friends in the absence of light

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How did this stupid little book end up in every primary school classroom in America?

Because little kids liked that it was a step above goosebumps but wasn't genuinely horrific. The drawings also really fascinated them.

lurk more, faggot

This movie was a masterpiece of suck. Very enjoyable movie experience.

I thought it was basket case for a sec lol

Yeah red room scene was pretty gud, and the cgi on the jangly man and scarecrow were good but my god was it bland. Wasnt scary just creepy. Although the lead girl was great and if it gets a sequel, good ol Dean Norris can do more than be a 3 minute role

No he kinda mumbled me tye dough tie walker, or growled it. Whatever fuck you

it's based on a book for children, you autist

post the books nigger

Huh what u mean?

LYNCHEE KINCHEE COLLEE MOLLEE DINGO DINGO!

How would this sound coming from a dog?

Very odd. Honestly, the kid was an idiot for not bugging out the moment his dog started to talk.

scaryforkids.com/me-tie-doughty-walker/

The movie was OK. Not great, not good, but OK. It suffered from the linking plot between the scary stories being really dumb in places, and some nonsensical choices. Why the hell would you pick the soup story over the wendigo?

I was offended by all the anti Mexicanism did trump write this shit?

Wendingo was one of my faves cryptids are fascinating

No Guillermo del Toro, who made the Mexican Mary-Sue as his self-insert who romances the nerdy white girl and deals with whites calling him racist things right to his face

it is a kids book retard

I thought he was indian at first

I wish the story was an anthology instead of having a narrative tying the stories together, I get that they need to change up some of the stories to have more stuff happen in them (seriously, in some of the stories more stuff happens in the art than in the story itself, like in the dream, or is something wrong), but they didn't need a narrative to do that, also I couldn't tell if the cop was also racist or just an asshole

Guillermo del Toro claimed his totally original not-Goosebumps idea is better than any anthology and that anthologies like Creepshow suck.

>"When we started talking about this about five years ago, I had to think about it ... Anthology films are always as bad as the worst story in them — they're never as good as the best story...[17] I remembered in Pan's Labyrinth, I created a book called 'the Book of Crossroads'. I thought it could be great if we had a book that reads you, and it writes what you're most afraid of. Then the theme became stories we tell each other."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scary_Stories_to_Tell_in_the_Dark_(film)

Creepshow was unironically better than this.

They need to leave stuff for the sequel

Its Gary Stu when its a guy. How do you not know this?

There wont be a sequel

Why do you say this?

>I saw it on Friday at around 6pm
>there was like less than 10 other people in the theater with me
>20 minutes in the two people sitting near me get up and walk out of the theater and never come back
>the story was poorly written, with plot holes and unexplained parts with an unsatisfying conclusion with the ghost, who basically murders the main girl's friends who all stay dead, but then at the conclusion she says how she knows she'll one day some how be able to revive them with the magic book.
>they don't even explain how the book is magic
>there's many woke elements tossed in, with the main girl being like a Lisa Simpson type, who falls in love with some perfect clean-cut Mexican guy that she suddenly meets who gets "Wet Back" painted on his car and called racist things. They also add some black women in for good measure and say how they were falsely blamed for the magic book and teaching the ghost girl voodoo.

The movie's a dud. It should have been an anthology where the main characters were telling scary stories in a haunted house.

How would you have incorporated the haunted house element into the anthology? Just have a big spooky ghost at the end?

This. Schools always underestimated how much children could take. Me and my friends would go over to each other's house to watch southpark, Saving Private Ryan, 28 Days Later, Saw, Aliens, Jurassic Park, Chucky, Critters, Killer Klowns, among other things. Goosebumps was fucking small fries by the time we were 6.

Goosebumps was so milquetoast that back at my school, we even started calling them Goosebabiess, because they were little baby books for boring little baby kids haha (I still read them in private, because let's not pretend we all didn't).

Yeah you did all that as kid and now you're here. Kill yourself.

I would literally unhinge your jaw with a single swipe of my backfist, you little faggot

Have sex, tubby.

open up, fatty

this desu senpai

Hey I remember this book, is the movie scary at all? Is that fat ugly bitch in the movie?

>is the movie scary at all?
Nope.
>Is that fat ugly bitch in the movie?
She is.

yeah but you always had that one crybaby who had to go and tell his mom they saw a violent movie, thus getting the school/teacher in trouble

>LE MOVIE BAD BECAUSE MEXICAN
I mean the race shit was stupid but it was a fine movie for 8-12 year old kids, just like the book. What's with this fucking turbo autism.

>kid
>28 days later
oh boy

>find VHS tape of Madonna on stage with her lingerie on and that pointy titty suit
>invite mates from the street over
>we all loving it
>johovas witness kid tells him mom
>can never play out with us again

faggit

oh christ this one kid got scared by the movie Predator and whined to his parents when we watched it at my friend's place. We stopped talking to him for a while lol

Really a missed opportunity to take all the urban folklore compiled by the books and put it to film. There's even the funny songs and more lighthearted stories to light the mood too which would make the other stories more scary in contrast. Still a movie adapted from books for kids, but it could still have scary imagery.

Fuck, it really should been animated versions of Stephen Gammell's illustrations.

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They did the dream lady and Harold pretty will, and I like how they combined "Me Tie Doughty Walker" and "Who Do You Come For"