/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - The America Monaco Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Bouncy Bouncy: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Miami GP no way near 95% complete
Hornyman says Lewis Hamilton will still be a "factor" despite his KWABness
Small aero upgrade for Miami to limit porpoising t. 8bins
Rumours of driver swaps going around
Bottas almost suffered a wheel nut failure in Imola
Ferrari has "no regrets" over Baby Shark pushing too hard
Puro Pinche wants drivers triggering red flags get ERA PENAL'd

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>still no changes to news since my thread yesterday
Cmon lads

gimi

cunny

I tried looking for news but there really isn't anything new or hasn't already been thrown on the news section.

Why are these nu-OPs always so lazy

Morning one, morning all

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Finna get some more schizpussy lads

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make sure you get back here in one piece

Its not hard to find F1 news, there are sites that have dedicated news listings. KWAB on the Nu-OPs.

So this dumb bitch is just shy and a germophobe, got it.

>ok, well i like cars

for me it's Redbull NOT ferrari

I literally vomited when Max lapped Lewis. Toto needs to do what needs to be done to get Lewis a car worthy of the greatest F1 driver ever.

>oh, so you're definitely more retarded than me

Breaking news: Charles Leclerc reveals shocking makeup addiction

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I tried, Anons. I just didn't try hard enough

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youtu.be/ccj8e7PDUrM
It's UP!

how does a parking lot get a better safety rating than a purpose built track?

I AM

>Puro Pinche wants drivers triggering red flags get ERA PENAL'd
Why don't they just add 1/2 minutes to the session if it gets red flagged?
If the session only has 30 seconds/1 minute remaining then it should still end.
But I fail to see how someone like Sainz wasn't already punished for his mistake by having to start way down the field.

the FIA grading system rates the semen slurping levels of a circuit

Crazy pussy is best pussy but for fuck's sake don't let her know where you live. Always. ALWAYS fuck at her place
>except for when she wants it in public. And she will.

>hit my toe with the coffee table
>scream kwab hard waking up my cat

what is happening to me bros

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sgodd sbeed driving into the great void of Indianapolis

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F1 CE on RPCS3?

Yeah
I've been trying for hours to get it running normally
No idea how these guys that are putting up videos on youtube did it
youtube.com/watch?v=c7vAaNA_41g&t=1s

>In 2004 Colombia's Juan Pablo Montoya of Williams-BMW rewrote the record books by recording the fastest ever lap seen in Formula One. He did it in pre-qualifying here at Monza, the average lap speed was 162.95 miles an hour, just over 262 kilometers an hour.

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i don't understand being sexually attracted to children (cunny), it makes no sense. For me, children are disgusting, annoying little apes that need beating. They enrage me so much it's unreal.

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True, also all these toxic racist Red bull fans on this forum make me sick.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you have kids? Do you know any?

is that you, Jos?

Someone in the comments of that video is saying to disable the crowd, and that's somehow possible in the game files itself. There is an English comment in the video about it.

Post yfw Amx and Retardo show up shitfaced to the race from Saturday night party, but Amx finished on podium while Retardo sends a divebomb late and ends up in fake marina

Topkek

I want kino Checo win at Mexico so bad bros...

bratty child!! ....... needs correction!!!

Lando wasn't punished for his "mistake"

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What does this mean for RBR RBPT in Miami?
twitter.com/AaronTevis/status/1518404583172706306

I guess but that was also a trigger happy race director throwing the red flag too early no? (can't remember which driver it was that wasn't able to unstick himself)
He was like the 3rd driver to lose it at that corner.

Ferrari is crashing this plane... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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fucked her back in jan she already flashed me her pussy in the middle of an op shop after being kinda non sexual right before i told her to meet up so i was a bit surprised

Make sure to wrap it up, you don't wan't to deal with her for the rest of your life because of a child

Is she reasonably fat?

gimi

no borderline anorexic just turned 18 red hair like sasha trusova

Sad. If you are with her long term then ensure that she gains.

let me see

Ricciardo would be WDC if he had a decent car.

sorry skinny bro the only photos i ever got of her are off insta and i dont want them yandex'd, i only spoke to her again after months a few days ago

gimi

I think even the "good" ones aren't trying hard enough
I get that it's a bit of a mess trying to keep down the actual posts, but I think it'd be nice to have at least as many news posts as possible be tagged with a source

You really like making your life difficult, mate, do you?

The easiest way to poke Putin permanently in the eye is for us all to get off Russian oil & gas, and onto renewables (faster than new nuclear also).

Immediate action: be smart about power use, for the planet & for Ukraine.

how is this /f1/ related

F1 also likes to virtue signal.

Crazy how we got a full virtue signalling section added to the program because of a bunch of amerimonkeys and yet a literal war in Europe the scale of which hasn't been seen in nearly a hundred years gets a few stickers on some drivers and not much more.

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russia will win eastern europe for one simple reason, the us wont defend the baltic states, poland east of the vistula and the bessarabian gap in romanian or whatever the fuck its called in the face of nato armour being threatened with over a million casualities from iskanders

the us stands to lose all of nato and the rise of an independent eu block becuase of this war whether they go to war with russia or not, extending nato protection outside of your core strategic interests in western europe was always a bad idea, because you either lose your own credibility to defend them and theyll rely on the eu if they survive or the russians balkanise and you lose natos raison d'etre in which case europe will just act independent of us interests

no he wouldn't because he's a fraud

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Holy fucking kek.

A singular and indifferent F1 post

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It's just how it is with the US exporting their shitty "culture"

tell me more how you have no idea how the NATO works. Half the Eastern Europe can't wait for Russia to fuck up a calculation even by the slightest margin and have a rocket end up in some bumfuck nowhere forest in any of those countries. I'd agree more to that if you'd replace the US with Germany. The slimy fucks here will do everything to suck that manlet dry

Literally every driver that has ever raced in F1 would have been WDC as number 1 driver in the Mercedes team during MWL.

You guys think putin actually has cancer or parkinsons or is that just more mind games?

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I wouldn't expect nothing less but a completely retarded and clueless opinion such as this one from a predator nonce aussie :D

He definitely uses corticosteroids for something

>The slimy fucks here will do everything to suck that manlet dry
"Here's how we can still end the war with diplomacy" t. Charles Schulz
Genuinely disagree, unless they were racing alone.

I saw that video of him holding onto a table, dude didn't look very well tbqhwy unless he's larping being sick

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Why are whyte people like this?

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>"Here's how we can still end the war with diplomacy" t. Charles Schulz
Honestly that's the worst part about him, exactly the same lack of a backbone like Merkel. Hell, just as the war got hot over there they were still thinking of ways to keep Nordstream 2 going until pretty much everyone decided to tell him what to do.
Also it was fun to find out this country somehow has no LNG terminals

>Genuinely disagree
they literally didn't even turn the engine to maximum power once during the entire 2014 season, and they still lapped the entire non-podium field almost every race.

>tell me more how you have no idea how the NATO works
article 5 isnt worth the paper its written on and thatll become obvious, especially if the russians use tactical nukes on ukraine itself before hand and without the us no major countries have the capacity to place troops in poland, romania and the baltic states before the casuality rates make going to war to protect any of them politically infeasible

>wypipo
americans you mean.

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damn nigga
i only take finasteride for my fucking hair loss

FUCK, I was just trying to find that webm.