Meanwhile, in 1940s Yea Forums

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Pearl Harbor tomorrow.

I’m a black person heheheheh

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Did you catch the new Joan Leslie movie? Anyone who says she isn't a dish is full of rhubarb.

Maybe I'll see her at the Hollywood Canteen. But first, I have to go to Berlin to sock Hitler in the nose.

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probably gonna move to Japan in a few years don't ask me why
anyone know any chill towns to live in? preferably near the sea

shes cute

Hiroshima's bretty nicu desu

will look into it thank you

Fishing and farming is booming over in Nagasaki

any pitfags here?

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Hello i am Japanese man who love Hollywood movie!!!!!! I move to California to be hollywood star!!!!!!

I heard based Errol Flynn just got off that statutory rape charge.

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

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Gee whiz guys I was a mighty big fan of Ms. Bacall but then I found out she was a Hebrew

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Have you ever thought of taking on a gook bride? One lady’s taken a liking to me...I don’t know what Ma would say though...

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imagine the smell

for me it's charlie chaplin

OK, but watch out for stuntmen. They look slow, but they kick chinese ass when they're pissed off.

In like Flynn

Based

Fuck niggers
Fuck wops
Fuck polacks
fuck spics
fuck janitors
fuck kikes

>implying Yea Forums knows enough about 40's cinema to make this an engaging thread

fuck custodians

fellas, im going to the pictures again tonight to see my wife.

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Your wife is a harlot

I say old chaps

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Watch out, she seems like the kind of loose woman who believes in divorce.

INVESTIGATE THE HINDENBURG

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>the horse
YOU JUST KNOW

Don't do it, buddy of mine made it through the whole campaign intact but then lost his johnson to one of these girls. Apparently they've got sideways vaginas, rip it clean off.

hydrogen can't melt duralumin bulkheads.

(((burg)))
Every damn time!

ah a beautiful sunday. just home from mass. i hope there's never some kind of sweeping reform that perverts the church and her traditions! haha, that'd be the day, you could call it something like "vatican 2" like it's a serial from the flicker shows!

communism doesn't seem so bad

I wouldn't worry about it. Does this look like the kind of guy who would turn his back on 1940 years of tradition?

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>4'11
TINY

Let me guess, you just saw "Mission to Moscow". I don't care if it DOES star Walter Huston, it's propaganda! Stalin is not the nice old man they make him out to be.

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*knock knock knock*

A lot of woman packed in a small package. Look at her next to Paulette Goddard and Dorothy Lamour.

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>the other two girls were only 5'5
wewwwww she must have weighed 65 pounds

say, that Hitler fella seems alright, Germany looks downright swell if ya ask me

The only reason she has a career is because they needed a broad that could make that midget Alan Ladd look tall.

Chuck

Lake playing opposite Joel McCrea in "Sullivan's Travels" (1942)

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sneed's feed and seed

Attaboy!

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Joel McCrea was such a Chad.

V..vagina? What's that?

Ask the nearest victory girl.

my brother says it's where girls poop from

This new Christmas movie looks swell, but I heard that Cary Grant is a fairy. Can you believe that they would cast a fairy as a leading man? What is this world coming to?

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I'M VOLUNTEERING TO FIGHT FOR THE AXIS
FUCK THIS JEW LOVING COUNTRY
FUCK THE ROTSCHILDS
FUCK THE FEDERAL RESERVE
AND ABOVE ALL
FUCK NIGGGGGGGGGERS

Anyone seen that classic movie Speedy from the late 20s? funny as hell get out

Warner's did a pretty good version of him in their recent short

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Gene Tierney, now there's a dame!

This Hitler guy doesn't seem so bad.

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I say, the janitor here sure seems to be a peculiar chap. Did you know that he doesn't except a stipend for his services in this here forum, despite it's squalid working conditions as well as the lack of its populations common decency. What a frightfully pitiful creature.

Maybe he was 4F. But at least he's pitching in. Everybody has to do his part.

Just saw the film Dodsworth. A few years old but an instant classic, in my opinion.

Critics claimed the film glorified divorce but this gumshoe says that's hogwash.

is she playing his daughter?

Jannies gone. Post cunnyfus

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>it's another "buy war bonds" episode

im already recycling all my metals, what else do they want from me I just want to watch the movie, HOLY FUCK.

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Another incel white boy killed a toddler this week

Oy that's big fuckin head.

Hard to put your finger on it, but something's going on here.

fuck mongoloids

I must have missed you on Wake Island. Hope the war bonds ad didn't spoil your day.

While the film is 6 hours long, I think it's worth it: Napoleon (1927).

Is anyone else of tried of all these Andy Hardy movies with Mickey Rooney? There's gotta be at least 12 or 13 of them now! Who's even seeing this claptrap at this point?!

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bros...

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the thin man will save us

I'm glad we're safe here in the 1940's where even a befuddled man like Dagwood can land a dish, start a family and live the American dream.

It just goes to show you that with a little gumption, a man can catch a gal.

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>tfw am a comfy zoot suiter Spic in LA
>tfw I make bitchass whytebois seethe whenever I refuse to abide by US wartime cloth rationing

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>punches his pregnant wife in the face in the first movie (pre-code)

/our guy/

Based polio

i refuse to answer as i believe my answer may incriminate myself

Guys... the strangest thing happened to me last week.

I sell barbed wire and plow blades in New Mexico. I was on my way to Albuquerque and I stopped in a small town named Los Alamos for my nightly cocktail.

So I step up to the bar, and tell the bartender "give me a Manhattan" Next think you know, I've got these guys in matching suits grabbing me and throwing me in the back of a car.

They asked me a bunch of questions about stuff I didn't understand, and then threw me out the door of a car down a dirt road.

Have you ever head of anything so crazy in your life? I hope Mr Hoover gets his men to work out there, something's going on.

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>MFW a movie is in color
who wants to see that shit? gimme B&W any day

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You cant ride on the side of the bus hehehehe

the jews did this

(of course the proper answer to "meanwhile in 1940's Yea Forums" is..... what's TV?)

there were tv shows in the 30s, pincushion

uncover feet

i think television is just swell

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The one on the right, $450 in 1939 dollars = $8300 in today's dollars. Expensive toy

Slushstuff???

Yeah...hot pieces of ass have existed throughout history.

An interesting picture of the back of this device. Shows how TV was originally a supplement to radio.

From top to bottom is the CRT, then the radio receiver, then the TV receiver, then the power supply.

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>give me a Manhattan
Get a load of this Nancy boy

murder/copulate/wed

I've been watching an Audrey Hepburn marathon on TCM all day. Her obscure movies, not her meme ones. Good times.

>tfw no gal

joan is not a dish

Your meme fetish didn’t exist back then faggot

meanwhile, every red blooded american male under 30 is in the military fighting the japs and the krauts

So there I was listening to the evening news when it gets interrupted by this deep voiced rotund fellow going on about an "alien" invasion. The only alien invasion I'm concerned with are those wetbacks jumping the boarder.

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Yeah i heard pearl harbor is beautiful around this time of year

Lol dumbass forgot around those years america accepted wetbacks with open arms due to low man power because of ww2

you mean fighting for _ _ _ _ _ _

Based natural redhead.

Fellas, I just saw Triumph of the Will, and I gotta say...

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>this hitler guy seems alright

GOOD GOY DIE FOR EUROPE

>he went to war
lmao have fun dying in some random beach in nipland
fucking wargies, swear to god

You stay the fuck away from our women, you hear me ya filthy chinamin? Ain’t no daughter of mine gonna fawn over your oriential charms!

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>no Donna Reed gal

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN A MIGHTY CONGO CHIMAPANSE APE WOULD MAKE SHORT WORK OF A COMMON AMERICAN BLACK BEAR.

JAMES, PULL UP THE REEL TO REEL OF THAT BEASTY BRAWL.

THAT'S A CHIMPANZEE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM THAT THING WOULD KNOCK YOU OUT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT MISTER!

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FUCKING KEK ABSOLUTELY BASED

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I like Japanese culture more than American culture. Plus they have no negroes over there in Japan. I hope they win the war so they can take over America and I won't get made fun of for liking their culture more than ours.

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What's that thing in his hand?

First for Dewey. Fuck Truman and Fuck Roosevelt

I blame Griffith. He never should have been allowed to make Broken Blossoms.

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That's my wife see and I suggest you find yourself another broad

this shit happend in Paris?

>"and here we have now a dear friend of mine mister jose antonio diaz from new jersey, how are you old friend"
>let me put it to you this way cocksucker it was valentines day 1925, 1929 something like that new hot jazz record had just been released, i had just buried my mother dog and i was looking to kill a motherfucka you know what im saying to you mr.joe rogan?, so me and stinky we were running number for al capone at the time right? And he was looking for shooters, he was planning on taking out some competition you here me dog? So i tell capone you get me a gun, 2 grand and a 8ball a coke I'll kill every motherfucka in the room, i was that crazy joe rogan, so he pays me up front right cuz its me dog you know and whos better than me bitch, nobody! So i spent the 2 grand on italian sandwiches and drinks for me and my gorillas down at the bar on 422nd street, hooked up with some broad blasted all the coke and passed out, i woke up the next day you won't believe it dog i missed the fucking st valentines day massacre maaaan! Are you kidding me or what?

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post more 40s girls

Gee whiz guys I was a mighty big fan of Ms. Bacall but then I found out she was a Hebrew
She also pretentiously talks about art.

Pinche maricon you're gonna get the rest of the neighborhood in trouble

Lads Liberace is a homosexual I'm telling you

exactly

That's ridiculous. Next thing you know, you'll be accusing Van Heflin of being one of those.

this is the woman that got chased around by her rabbi with a rod, right? for sucking off that christian stunt double?

>getting so upset over a few broken horses that you fist-fight with the director
Gentlemen, was this classy or classless on Flynn's part?

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The truth will never come out about Arnold Rothstein.
Interesting fact though.
Titanic Thompson, who was one of the players who supposedly set up the Poker Game which Rothstein lost, was an expert golfer.
Alledgedly, he didn’t become a pro golfer, because he made in a week gambling on golf courses, what a pro golfer would make in a year.
Another interesting fact,
Howard Hughes was an excellent golfer, who considered going pro, but who didn’t after one of his plane wrecks caused injuries that screwed up his game.
After Rothstein’s death, his crime syndicate got taken over by Meyer Lansky, and Bugsy Siegel, and Mickey Cohen, who set up the major gambling industry in Las Vegas.
Howard Highes later purchased a number of Casinos in Las Vegas.

THIS AINT YOUR BOARD JIGGABOO GO BACK TO 4CHIMP

Stop watching cinema after they started casting Micks in the White man's roles

Just beat up some pinko named Benjamin Horowitz earlier boys

If Ricardo Montalbon can play an indian, an irishman can play a white man.

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Not if you trick Churchill and FDR into attacking him.

Ahem fuck niggers

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I just saw that new film, "Kings Row" down at the united theater. That kid, Ronald Reagan, does a pretty job. But I don't know, I don't think he'll ever amount to more than just a secondary character.

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#ReleaseTheWellesCut

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gentlemen...

They will never accept you as one of their own, Japan is a great place to holiday but never live there. If you are going for Asian countries, live in Hanoi

David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about Orson Wells. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Orsonian". Wallace described a Orsonian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1930s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Orsonian.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blasé quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

heard this new bop on the radio

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AYO CRACKAS I FINNA COME FROM THE FUTURE
HERE'S THE TRUTH
WHITE BITCHES?
ALL OVER THE BLACK MAN
WHITE BOIS?
TURNING INTO SISSIES

PEACE

CAN YOU IMAGINE MOVIES WITH SOUND? WHAT ABOUT COLOURS?

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You're going to have to do better if you want to knock Mairzy Doats off the top of the hit parade.

40s, not 20s, user.

Based

so wells was the tarantula of his time?

Don't worry, an influx of Jews are going to infiltrate the film industry and give you subversive kino that attacks your heritage and civilization.

Holy kek man

Dare I say the negro who works at the kinoplex is a credit to his race?

>meme fetish

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That alliance Hitler made with Mussolini looks something fierce! I hope our allies in Europe are ready against the Italian's cunning tenacity.

Lewis Wilson is the only true "bat man"

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GUYS LISTEN TO ME, YOU HAVE TO LET THE GERMANS WIN. OUR ECONOMY AND FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT. HITLER WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERY... AM I TOO SOON? NO, I'M TOO SOON!

>the director

If it was Michael Curtiz that guy deserves a good knuckle sandwich.

Do you really want to follow someone who dresses like a pillow biter?

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That Princeton cut makes him look too preppy.

Casablanca is kino, come at me you Anti-Bogie fairies!

Based.

you, sir, are not only a fairy but also a scoundrel for even implying anybody would dislike bogart

Too much of a Red for me.

red, like a goddamn indian? the hell you're on about

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They don’t call me Patrick “Dubsy” Bateman for nothin! I roll a double, and we go to war with the Japs and the Nazis by next year!

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Bogart’s not a commie!

>I am not a Communist sympathizer. … I went to Washington because I thought fellow Americans were being deprived of their Constitutional Rights, and for that that reason alone. That the trip was ill-advised, even foolish, I am very ready to admit. At the time it seemed the thing to do. I have absolutely no use for Communism nor for anyone who who serves that philosophy. I am an American. And very likely, like a good many of the rest of you, sometimes a foolish and impetuous American.

why, sneed!

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He supported them.
Look it up.

well i roll a double and i say we sit it out friend

You can't imagine the disappointment in finding out that the dude who played Grandpa Walton was not only a flaming homosexual, but a notorious communist.

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which are considered her obscure movies?

Somebody's great grandma.

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Gentlemen, to evil!

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Rolling again

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