/nba- MVP edition

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is anyone watching the heat/hawks series? watching trae get stuffed in these games is kind of sad.

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WTF is this real

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>Later guys, I gotta get some dubs in Warzone for the squad.

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HOLY HECK! How did that not get posted incessantly in the last thread?????

no walis tonight

I don't feel like working anymore. I just want to stay home and play video games and get paid.

How do I achieve this?

I hate the Celtics but I think Tatum can officially be called a superstar.

What's the best way to get cum out of a jersey?

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Fuck Trae Young

DurObiWan really taught these kids to surpass and overthrow him huh…. Pretty based ngl

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Real ones remover Dick Bavetta, Steve Javie, Hugh Evans etc.

Then there’s Joey Crawford

here

weren’t people saying he was the best player in the series?

so much for that

Come to America. Vote for Andrew Yang

>Presti drafts Bronnie
>Lebron signs with OKC
>plays with Dort, Shai, Giddey, Poku and whoever the fuck else they draft in the 1st round
>brings a championship to OKC
>cucks Kevin Durant again
based?

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Fucking kek. Someone do him as the vietnamese guy with the gun to his head

Wow, Ben just stood there are let a sexual assault happen

don't forget Ken Mauer

Actually, KD would be palpatine, brown and tatum would be Anakin/Vader, Vader overthrew Palpatine. Anakin didn’t overthrow Obi Wan he betrayed him

kek retard

In 2020, Scott Foster gave the Craptors too many free throws that the Celtics almost lost the series.

wasn’t he going to ref pelicans/suns game 5?

In 2022, Scott Foster gave the Craptors so many free throws they didn't get swept

why would KD be palpatine he didn’t train darth Vader obi wan did
darth Vader beats the shit out of obi wan in a new hope and says “I was the student but now I’m the master”. And don’t even say that obi wan wanted to die that’s just cope because he got packed up
Carry the hell on

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I don't like trae so watching him get exposed should be fun but desu I dislike him enough that it's not even worth it

Any ref from the 2000s stern rigged era should be banned from reffing

try to get a government job. I probably work less than ben simmons. he still has to show up to sit on the bench and do workouts sometimes

>Philly fan
>complains about refs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's like half of the current referee roster.

>implying none of the new refs do the same thing
they're more "professional" about it now

bruh they have all the dirt, these niggas untouchable

>KD and Kyrie manage to win game 4
>aye what’s up gang my back feeling better I’m ready to get this DUB
How mad would people be

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>why would KD be palpatine he didn’t train darth Vader
Palp trained him in the dark side and then Anakin killed him. He didn’t overthrow Obi Wan, he never even beat him in ROS and Obi Wan wasn’t the ruler of anything. Palpatine was the empire ruler.

You guys are fucking gay, this is sports talk not nerd talk

We are on Yea Forums. We all are nerds.

>star wars shit
reddit

There are more pictures of Ben Simmons playing Call of Duty than him playing NBA games this season

>try to get a government job.
Glowstick

dude I restart an sql database with internal financial data twice a day and google queries sometimes

I'm just glad, as a Knick fan, that KD and Kyrie did not come to my Knick

Why is this fucking board getting raided??

I wonder what kind of person Ben is irl. Is he nice? Is he a fucking asshole like on tv and as a player?

and WHAT get off my dick bro you be hating while I be getting DUBS. How bout we 1v1 right now lil bitch. Huh? What court? My nig the fuck you talking bout a court. Load up nuketown, knife only bitch then we see what that energy is

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I am a glowstick as well. International shit that you don’t need to know. Lucky for me nothing every happens in this country so. The occasional phone call and paperwork

>I work at an airport
Thanks

bro trust me the mere fact that you feel the need to say "that you don't need to know" puts you on a wildly different level from me. what I do is so far from mattering to anyone anywhere (except internal to the government institution itself to preserve our own pointless budget) it boggles the mind

they're just seething porn posters

>board's getting raided
>nothing happening in the thread
didn't even notice

I work for the CIA, fuck both you nibbas

sounds stressful, I wouldn't trade

I don't go outside anymore. What's going on? Should we be scared?

there’s nothing unusual in the catty what are you guys talking about

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It's really crazy how one series mindbroke Ben Simmons. People liked him here, and people would still like him here(even if they're disappointed at a lack of shooting growth). But for whatever reason something snapped and he made himself public enemy number 1. I don't think Doc calling out Ben is really a good reason, because Doc calls out everyone and anyone at any moment for any reason.

kek @ ppl still reposting my scrots from last night

Bruh it was way more than that. His sister sued his brother/manager, saying that he molested her and Ben backed her up but when it got to court it turned out she made the whole thing up. I feel for Sosho, having that shit happen while also having everyone hate you over one shitty play would be pretty tough.

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Word like I’d be beating the shit out of these fucking nerds in high school for talking about Star Wars. We’re here to talk ball not Star Wars and comic books and how you don’t get bitches lol

Dude everyone but radio nerds were supporting of Ben to the point that he was getting standing ovations when he got to the line.

I would rather talk about star wars than have sex desu
but I'd rather talk about hoops than star wars
ain't no nba palpatine

nah I always hated Ben since before draft night

CP3 kinda got that palpatine energy tho…. LeBron too but he probably like the Lego palpatine or sm he’s too goofy

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Well he's easily the best defender in the NBA and deserved that kind of praise. Doesn't change the fact that he suddenly became universally hated and mocked while simultaneously dealing with family bullshit that only occurred because he put the work in to be as good and successful as he was.

Stop talking about star wars. Post VORP.

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comparing nba players to star wars characters is unironically more hoops than vorpposting

the call has been made
nets will be getting that dub

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When Herb Jones rejected Child Porn 3s hand, Reggie Miller had an orgasm..

I remember when Shaq was flaming Sosho for a while but he said that Sosho reached out to him and explained some things and Shaq said he wasn’t gonna flame him no more… the Sosho tell all autobiography one day gonna be lit

I fucked a real skeezy-ass skank last night and whatever weird pus oozes out of my dick this morning will still be more palateable than the last 5 star wars movies.

>Ben posting is a thing now

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for a second I thought you were shittalking the based prequels and then I realized it's really been 5 star wars movies since the reboot damn
we ain't talk about them tho

>now
He’s been the narrative energy mvp of this entire season hes basically the main character of /nba/

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