/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Here's your Monaco replacement Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Florida Man Walmart Parking Lot Grand Prix brought to you by Cryptocuck.com:
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>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Small aero upgrade for Miami to limit porpoising t. 8bins
Rumours of driver swaps going around
We c-can still u-unlock time, says increasingly nervous Mercedes man
Bottas almost suffered a wheel nut failure in Imola
Ferrari has "no regrets" over Baby Shark pushing too hard
Puro Pinche wants drivers triggering red flags get ERA PENAL'd

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>First night in Miami
>HEY PUTO, DAS A NICE WATCH, CARE IF I TAKE A LOOK??
Which driver is getting robbed this time?

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gimi

I CAN'T COPE

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Lescholars, what are we reading?

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gimi (pronounced Jimmy)

Hearing some rumours that Charles Leclerc has his girlfriend

HERRO AND WERUKAMU TO ZA NEW SUREDDO!

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Hamilel suffers the Hispano hate crime

ass or boobs

Who will be more exposed than Carbaby LewLew this GP? Is it even possible to be more exposed than him at this point?

Florida man only needs many Florida men to make a meme warm, humid dry/wet race.
youtube.com/watch?v=2ClFm6hdGQk
(yacht city is on turns 6-8, so it's from 0:37 to 0:50 in the hot lap video)

google.com/maps/@25.9578879,-80.2386571,17z
timeanddate.com/weather/@4164167/ext

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dubs and Sharl gets robbed again

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bake him Thomas the Tank Engine cookies while he

Verstappen lapped Hamilton

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It's not being robbed if you steal from yourself.

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stop doing this

Rolling for a Florida Man breaking onto the track during the race and Hamilton hitting him

>unironically wanting elon to buy f1
>unironically wanting more redditors

There's a Wocket in my Pocket

migu

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"Lescholars, What are we reading?"
Lescholarception soon

Sharl was robbed by DRS not being enabled in a reasonable timeframe

migu

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Why is it British Grand Prix and not British Great Prize?

Baking

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>Me on the right.

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nonce anons expain why do you like children when adults are sexier

I live five hours from Miami but I don't have a ticket for the gp. If I go down to Miami that weekend, what should I do? I'm a native Floridian btw

If you win a Grand Prix does it mean you've won a thousand prices?

Old Peanuts comic strips

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kek

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE BREAKING OF THE BUUUUCK

GLORY, GLORY KWABALUUUUUJAH

youtube.com/watch?v=WBJtfWmz3mw

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i dont. i just sell them to the men that do

no one will pay ticket to go in lel

heh

jej

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lel

aged like milk

Just go to the race anyways. What can they even do, not let you in?

migu

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How did they manage to make Miami GP more soulless than Valencia?

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Manhandle
Petites are the best. Like Formula one before 2010 chassis regulations

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For one it's in the States

Mechanical engineering notebook, chapter title ''traction at high speeds''

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Go to one of the hotels drivers stay at and get autographs

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For me, it's latifi

And a little bit of chicken fried, cold beer on a friday night, at Applebees Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix 2022

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>2 races in the us
>probably more in the future
>neither incorporates an oval track banking
what's even the point

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Just took a large Lewis Hamilton. Feeling much better now.

>hamilton can no longer retire with a record of ''won a race in every season he took part in''

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>team norris

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reddit bulls how we feelin?

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I enjoy real petite adult women.
I also enjoy drawings of bratty mesugakis that need rape correction.

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Redeemed moment

Starting to think this is why he was considering retirement. They must have known how much slower he was than jorj after sim testing

Do Twitter really

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What lap does Amx's engine go pop? For me it's lap 34.

>didn't crash
>raced mick too hard
>started 19 finished 16
solid race for him

>no Formula 1 Michelin tyre failure Indianapolis GP
why even live

Checochads, who are we mentally breaking with our taillights next race?

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kek is that real

Looks like a parody tweet, maybe you should post F1 things instead.

You know that is a satire account right?

It's a satire account

you can't possibly be this oblivious to obvious satire habibi

gimi

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I'm oblivious to twitter shite so I wouldn't know

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Jimmy Chadwick already looks like a middle aged pajeeta.

Alfa-Sauber bros, how are we feeling?

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I cant tell which one is satire and which one is real anymore on twitter..... Elon save us

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>Third-worlders
>Understanding satire

is the leaf in willy replaced by al-hamil?

This looks like a hair loss progression infographic

Feel like Bing Chilling and Bottas are both pretty solid with both getting different strands of poor luck. I think they'll both get elite with the car over the season and fight for 4th in constructor when Merc and Mclel drop the ball.

Leclerc will inexplicably be wearing a solid bar of gold disguised as a watch again so him

so? /lifelong/ here

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bring a rubber boat, put it into the river half a mile upstream from the track and then simply let yourself float into the Yacht City harbor. you are now at the track for free.

NO SOVL ALLOWED

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Checo pole in Miami, Cheggo em

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How are we feeling bros, how are we feeling?

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nigga u dumb

Yes, latifi to Mercedes will be confirmed during summer break

Just stick to WTF1 and Chainbear tweets if you want some unironic, non parody, F1 related cringe. (Unless Chainbear is tweeting drawings of fat lesbians on sybians again)

>implying Red bull no powertrains wont get a double dnf in florida

I hate zoomers

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What would "Proudy" look like in that drawing style?

worried about the future

I hate moralfag people who fear everything

These consider themselves F1 fans...

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Stop making him aware hes been filtered

zoomers don't know about the chequered flag man on track era

Why are German anons like that?
It reminds me of Melonpan (I know he's Swiss)

Feeling existencial dread rn if Im being perfectly honest

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Just don't do it yourself fucking pussy

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fucking pussies
youtube.com/watch?v=OL0Dms596NA

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ffs. pls Putin, come over and kill all these faggots already

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Testing the new upgrade package Sergio?

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decades of doing this and no one has died yet

For me, it's the loony Irishman on track era.

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Being a scared pussy is one thing, being an outspoken pussy about other people is pure neurosis

vettee back to rb when?

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pussyprojecting

YOU THERE
WHEN DID YOU FIRST POST IN /f1/?

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yeah, both Alpha Tauris

Just now

gimi

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>sooo sketchy

YOOO f1 is kiiiinda sus, ngl. like its lowkey dangerous, fr

ambivalent. we have to wait 2 weeks for a probably mediocre race

I haven't yet

>Jake Dennis (born 16 June 1995) is a British racing driver who lives in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. He currently competes in the Formula E World Championship with Avalanche Andretti Formula E.
>Fomula mEme
well of course

>jakedennis19
literally who?

This guy could post a picture of any pedestrian crossing or subway station and express similar faggy worries.
>Imagine if you fell on your face and a car ran over your head

They had the chequeredflagman on track for le Mans last year and they were bitching even there.

today is massa's birthday
say something nice about him

This video is sped up Schumacher was only going as fast as he normally does on skis

gimi

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Last year on the French GP, funny thing is my first post was 7quads

I agree. Drivers should come to a halt before their team and then safely burnout away

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I want Keke+brawn

He has more wins than retardo and buttass

F1 will never

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>Fuck this gay earth... Oh, I can't do that? OK

He was also a sim driver for red bull a couple of years ago

Brawn is ugly bastard, Keke is tsundere.