I truly believe this is an honor that should be bestowed upon Warwick Davis, who, I submit, was a pioneer and real game changer for actors that are little people. Without Davis, you have no Dinklage as the iconic superstar he currently is. It's an achievement that deserves real institutional recognition. Hopefully the Oscars banquet will be partially in Warwick's honor and serve delicious dishes from Wolfgang Puck, such as his famous chicken pot pie or char siu pork.
ITT: Actors that should get an Honorary Academy Award
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Brody Ortiz
Someone post it.
Jace Richardson
Midge
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Wyatt Foster
Lmfao fuck off, Warwick.
Luis Phillips
They should give him a special academy award that's one third of the size of a normal one.
Zachary Gonzalez
midgets are so god damn disgusting, we need to exterminate every fucking last one of them
Cooper Baker
No, give him a normal sized one. Then assault him when he's back him in England, lock in some abandoned farm barn in the countryside, melt the Oscar down and reform the metal to make your boots... steel capped.
Thomas Butler
Yeah he really doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Who has done more for the cause of little people than the man who has made a living portraying alien teddy bears and horror leprechauns while remaining a champion voice in the little person's struggle against stereotypical casting?
Jason Smith
Put them all on an isolated island, leave them for 100 years, and come back when they are a flourishing mini society to blow their civilization to smithereens. The ground troops won't even need guns. Machetes will do.
Noah Ortiz
>no copypastas been posted
It's tragic how warwickposting has died down.
Jeremiah Sullivan
For me, it's a swift kick to the head with a running start
Henry White
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
Isaac Myers
gave me a genuine chuckle, thanks user
Robert Ramirez
>that idiot abroad ep with the village full of little chinky midges
kino
Jayden Jackson
Me? I’d strap plastic bags to his body and just aim a few desk fans at him.
Just imagine the distance you could get.
Carter Turner
His greatest kino didn't even make the box office
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Gabriel Jackson
He is a spiteful little wretch irl
Owen Taylor
I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again.
Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course.
"Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.
As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him.
At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfuck his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse cocktail.
Kayden Rivera
His face makes me very angry. I'm not saying I wish harm on him or would ever harm him personally, but his appearance makes me inexplicably furious. I don't even know why.
Easton Price
Is a retard for trying to sue the internet. Aside from that I don't get the hate.
Caleb White
He reports people to the police for Twitter posts.
Eli Mitchell
So does everyone else in bongland.
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John Morgan
>we're not saying you did anything wrong
>we're just here to say that when you post something on the internet people can see it
if he didn't do anything wrong why are the police at his door giving him a lecture about how the internet works?