Looks like the show is the definitive ending bookfags

He has given up on them way earlier.

Fatigue is the new go to word for when creators fuck up a cash cow.

This lazy fat fuck stopped writing as soon as he started seeing big bucks.
He probably didn't even start the next book.
It's a dumpster fire now because of the show and nobody gives a fuck/will give a fuck if he even manages to write half a book before the diabetes takes him.

Fucking Elden Ring will probably be shit because he's a shittier writer than the FROMsoft guys and he'll probably delay the shit out of development because he's a useless fat fuck.
I don't even know why but seeing his stupid fucking face fills me with rage, he's such a stupid cunt, and the whole being tired and bitching non fucking stop.
Every time he speaks publicly he just confirms that he's a useless faggot.

FromSoft games are all about lore, and GRRM only gives a fuck about world building. Elden Ring's quality won't determined by its lore.

i hope he dies with alot of pain

ELDEN RING

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ELDEN RING

>blue balling fantasy plebs with unfinished books and dog shit TV show
>still made millions off of them

Absolutely based. Read a real book for once in your lives.

And this is suppose to be the “American Tolkien”.

Well by American I guess it means die of a heart attack

Kek

Hahaha suck it you GOT faggot fucks.

>fat, low IQ, failure

Sounds pretty American to me. If only one of his parents was Mexican, then he'd be perfect.

Maybe he should ask Brandon Sanderson to finish his books for him. Guy could go work on it after he finishes Stormlight and we'd probably still end up getting it faster than waiting for Martin.

when dd he actually release the latest book anyway?

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Fuck him.

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I hope he dies before releasing the final book so thronedrones suffer even more

Its your own fault for liking a shitty YA shock writer
>haha poo pee cock vagina fucks his sister red wedding, isn't this a great story guys?

>made up pretend land isn't 100% realistic

damn...

The tv ending was probably exactly what he envisioned for the books and now that he saw how "well received" it was, he went "Oh shit, gotta rewrite everything and come up with something new. Better tell them I got 'fatigue' and stall for time."

Yep, the ending is Im rich and fat i dont have to write kek

Based world builder

>2015

more like 2004

I still marvel how his series got picked up in the first place. There's a metric fuckton of ok-ish fantasy novels that are finished, ready for adaption. Instead they opted for something that was still unfinished. Or was it because of that, so they could build up hype for the ending?

He has HBO money and a harem of spic prostitutes. No shit he doesn't want to write the book.

Everyone wanted to be edgy after the Sopranos, and ASOIAF was the edgiest fantasy book that was widely popular

meant for

>people still think he'll finish the book series
>implying he's not thinking "lmao in true nature of my grimdark and gritty 'realistic' story where things never end the way you want them to end I'll never finish the story because in real life things don't always go your way lol! At least the HBO series has finished so I guess that'll have to do"

We'll never know the tax policy.

>implying anybody but turbo autists had even heard of the books before the show came out

Perhaps the true Game of Thrones were the friends we made along the way.

Every time I meet a GoT fan they're always fat as fuck. That is all.

Harry Potter was the same way. They probably thought there was some kind of correlation between unfinished book series and normie hype.

>Show is over
>"Guys I have RR martin fatigue now"

There are millions upon millions of Game of Thrones fans across the globe. Your anecdote doesn't work.

it's about family

He has enough money to spend the 3-4 years he has left comfort. Why waste what little time he has left working on a book that would almost surely be published posthumously?

And you just assume he’s met every single one of them? His anecdote is implausible, but not impossible. Don’t be so sensitive, it makes you say dumb things.

You are fat as fuck.

Dieting is hard. That was maybe my answer to my Cardiologist, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with.

>His anecdote is implausible
Exactly why I responded to his post, dumbass.

There are millions upon millions of niggers across the globe and all of them had sex with you're mom, lol

>failure
how?

Fat fuck kill yourself already you worthless bag of fat holy shit just fucking kill jannies too

Anybody who read the first three books in rapid succession and then got to Feast For Crows and Dance With Dragons later knew this was gonna happen, he got gassed after the first three and couldn't keep up the quality.

Most folks who got into the books before the series was even an idea knew it wasn't gonna end well.

theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/18/george-rr-martin-interview-game-of-thrones-at-own-pace-now
>But having the show finish is freeing, because I’m at my own pace now.

He's literally going to start writing SLOWER now that he doesn't have to worry about the show at all. Enjoy TWOW in 2025 or so.

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And all the former fans who'll be shitting on his grave will provide some nice fertilizer for the flowers. He's got it all planned out.

That's just damage control. His planned plot and ending bombed, so now he need to rewrite all from scratch.

i'd unironically love to read an asoiaf book by the guy who refuses to write anything grittier than the famous five

He’s not going to rewrite. He’s not going to write at all. He’s just gonna stuff more Nachos in his mouth until he dies of a heart attack.

Bran being king was 100% GRRM's idea. Now that he's seen how it's been completely hated, he's fucked about what to do with an ending.

Not him but "failure" is relative. He's economically successful but he wanted to be the next Tolkien and remembered as the guy who revolutionized the fantasy genre during the next decades/centuries, instead he'll be remembered as some retarded and edgy fat fuck that never finished his crappy books.

bruh I'm tired of waiting for TWOW

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>Well, I couldn't make my five year time skip work and fans hate my ending.

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We must all apologize to this humble catholic man

And GoT checks won’t last him forever. Especially since season 8 killed the hype for the IP. No one is going to give a shit about the prequel show. Less shows will mean less royalty checks for Martin.
The books will only give him enough to eat a hundred lil Cesar’s for so long.

What the fuck is GRRM buying every day? His money won't run out before he croaks.

watch this getty

That's the most probable outcome, but I'll bet the fat fuck is fooling himself about it. "I'll finish my books and be the next Tolkien!".

>All those plebs saying GoT was going to overshadow LotR

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It could have been done well, it was just executed horribly

TAX POLICY

I hope asoiaf fans will stop giving this clown excuses now.
>muh slow writer
>muh can pressure
Get the fuck outta here, this fool lost track of his own story and doesn’t know how to finish it

Bran being elected King is genuinely retarded. GRRM is a hack.

Thank you Tolkien

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just forget about it user

>everyone despised the last season of the show
>you can write literally anything and it would be better received
>sit on your ass writing plots for Soulsclones

Fuck him.

Shit nigga, I'm beginning to think hes a hack. Sceptical about the giant castles and existence of dragons too.

Lmao.

He's said in interviews that he doesn't use any plans or outlines. He just makes it up on the fly.

Brain being king is retarded no matter what

>Books released posthumously
1974 Bilbo's Last Song
1975 Guide to the Names in The Lord of the Rings (edited version)
1975 Translations of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Pearl and Sir Orfeo
1976 The Father Christmas Letters.
1977 The Silmarillion
1979 Pictures by J.R.R. Tolkien
1980 Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth
1980 Poems and Stories
1981 The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien
1981 The Old English "Exodus" Text translation and commentary by J. R. R. Tolkien
1982 Finn and Hengest: The Fragment and the Episode
1982 Mr. Bliss
1983 The Monsters and the Critics
1983–1996 The History of Middle-earth:

The Book of Lost Tales 1 (1983)
The Book of Lost Tales 2 (1984)
The Lays of Beleriand (1985)
The Shaping of Middle-earth (1986)
The Lost Road and Other Writings (1987)
The Return of the Shadow (The History of The Lord of the Rings vol. 1) (1988)
The Treason of Isengard (The History of The Lord of the Rings vol. 2) (1989)
The War of the Ring (The History of The Lord of the Rings vol. 3) (1990)
Sauron Defeated (The History of The Lord of the Rings vol. 4, including The Notion Club Papers) (1992)
Morgoth's Ring (The Later Silmarillion vol. 1) (1993)
The War of the Jewels (The Later Silmarillion vol. 2) (1994)
The Peoples of Middle-earth (1996)
1995 J. R. R. Tolkien: Artist and Illustrator - a compilation of Tolkien's art
1998 Roverandom
2002 A Tolkien Miscellany - a collection of previously published material
2002 Beowulf and the Critics ed
2005 Guide to the Names in The Lord of the Rings (full version)
2007 The Children of Húrin
2007 The History of The Hobbit
2008 Tales from the Perilous Realm
2009 The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún
2013 The Fall of Arthur
2014 Beowulf: A Translation and Commentary
2015 The Story of Kullervo
2016 A Secret Vice
2016 The Lay of Aotrou and Itroun
2017 Beren and Lúthien
2018 The Fall of Gondolin
How can the fat man even compete?

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youtu.be/9-G_v6-u3hg?t=365
>did you intend, in the lord of the rings, that certain races should embody certain principles, the elves: wisdom, the dwarves: craftsmanship, men: husbandry and battle and so forth?
>I didn't intend it but when you [have all these] people on your hands you've got to make them different, haven't you?
>the dwarves, of course quite obviously, wouldn't you say in many ways they remind you of the jews?
>the hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the general, the small reach of their imagination, but not the small reach of their courage or latent power
based tolkien

>How can the fat man even compete?
By dying the fastest possible.

Now that guy is pretty autistic. I like him.

Still can't be beat

LOTR is old news Tolkientard. Not only is GOT far far more successful and popular than Tolkien the Hack's bedtime stories ever were, its base, ASOIAF is objectively better in near every sense. WOW will blow every other fantasy book out of the water just like the third book ASOS did, and there's nothing you can do about it. Seethe more, nobdy besides r*dditors and autistic shills give a flying fuck about your aggressively mediocre set of books lmfao

tolkien sounds exactly like gandalf

I'M SORRY

OH MY GOD GEORGE. YOU'RE RICH. JUST PAY SOMEONE 50k FOR A YEAR TO HELP YOU FINISH THE FUCKING LAST 2 BOOKS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

World building geopgraphy purists are the worst. Still going to read it.

>implying he wrote a single letter

...

he's the only one to blame. Got greedy as fuck with his endless plotlines instead of doing it in 3-4 volumes as he originally intended.

>Brandon Sanderson
He's a Mormon. I hate GRRM's boomer edginess, but that would be ridiculous.

>I'm going in for some super autism about minutia in GRRM's worldbuilding and completely ignoring the fact that his world has seasons that last for years, thus throwing all reason out the window from the start.

What are the chances he outsources it at the end?

I apologize based Tolkien

Kek

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Read the books in the late 90s early 2000s. Stopped counting on a conclusion long ago.

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Hardcore bait or fag. I can’t tell.

>tfw we will never know Bran the Broken's tax policy

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bitch nigger what do you read?

And thats what's so powerful about it.

What was his rape policy?

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He is literally, literally, L I T E R A L L Y never going to finish. It's been over 8 years and there's still no end in sight and he has AT LEAST 1 more book to go (and whether or not that is enough to finish the entire series is highly questionable at best)

There are only a handful fantasy series that anybody besides the hugest neckbeards have read and ASOIAF's "low fantasy" setting had to have been appealing to HBO. I still wonder how the fuck they're gonna adapt autistic super high fantasy stuff like Wheel of Time,it seems difficult

Ayn Rand.

>the dwarves, of course quite obviously, wouldn't you say in many ways they remind you of the jews?

He meant this in a sociological sense. While all the other races speak multiple languages Dwarves share one tongue despite being widely dispersed from their ancestral homelands. By the events of The Hobbit and LotR they had only one real kingdom left with most Dwarves outside it forming small, insular communities amongst other races. Tolkien hated Nazis and anti-semities and racists, it's in his letters.

It's surreal, I remember learning about GOT in a Scrye ccg magazine pre internet era. I read the first couple books a few years later and here we are almost 15 years later and it isn't even close to being done. What a fucking joke, glad I got off the got train after season 4.

>His planned plot and ending bombed
Like 60% of the people liked it. And he's not gonna write a disney ending. I stand by the fat fuck in that aspect.

That line confused me too. Is Dwarven speech ever described precisely in Tolkien's work? Its been a long time since I've read any of it. I suppose it's a more modern invention of Dwarves being Scottish

>No one is going to give a shit about the prequel.
user...

shitty bait

There are a few lines and they are in fact clearly inspired by Hebrew.

>>the hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the general, the small reach of their imagination, but not the small reach of their courage or latent power
So, the Hobbits did brexit.

>book series gets absurdly famous
>suddenly doesn't care for it anymore
a boat load of money will do that to you

>Like 60% of the people liked it.
lol the same people who probably couldn't name half the characters? The ones who probably think Jon is Dany's brother or some stupid shit? Like I give a fuck what they think.

So how come fantasy dwarves are Scottish? Did it come from dungeons and dragons somehow?

He based the Dwarven language on the Semitic language family but obviously used Norse runes for their writing.

Yeah. By book four wizards are flying around shitting lightning every 3 pages on some fantasy critter or army

How did short angry heavy drinking Gingers become identified with the Scots?

Imagine being a GoT cuck

>lol the same people who probably couldn't name half the characters? The ones who probably think Jon is Dany's brother or some stupid shit? Like I give a fuck what they think.
No, there are all kinds of "fan" levels liking and disliking the ending. I'd say the main is group is made of Danyfags.

60% of people liking the ending of a widely acclaimed series is HORRIBLE. This series didn't blow up in popularity because it was slightly above average. Even Dany haters think the ending is shit. One has to have a hard-on for the Starks to find the ending halfway tolerable.

Imagine believing that grrm finished the books but hbo paid him not to publish them until the show ends. Where are those morons now? FUCK grrm, that lazy fat piece of shit and FUCK the idiots who thought that he finished not only winds, but a dream of spring too.

The Starks were pretty clearly the protagonists from day 1 though I don't see how it was a surprise that one of them won

That was a rumor started by Barristan Selmy's actor that was quickly denied by GRRM. Not sure why he said it, maybe he was shitposting irl.

They ALL won and got happy endings. They get to rule Westeros for no reason. Jon gets fucked. Dany gets fucked. It's pure bullshit.

any time now...

is GRRM a Jew, according to Wikipedia?

user BTFO

to be fair he’s written like ten books since the last asoiaf book but none of them are THE ONLY ONE ANYONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT

He's rich, fat and old. Totally apathetic towards the fans and his own work. Just move on.

Based Tolkien we're sorry
I still like the older Morris, the Eddas and Wagner's stuff better than you because I saw them first but you're alright and R. R. Hacktin never stoof a chance

This
Before he wrote the books. He was king of the neckbeards. Now he has spics as young as he can get them and HBO jew money. He is alright.

Yeah, he'll never finish those books.

God damn you're old.

Look what happens when you don't worry yourself about the baby orcs or tax collectors.

based capeshitter

Dear Friends,
I write this this love. I thank you for supporting this book series, as well as its storied television run. But you have to stop. Please get a life. You have to move on.
With friendship,
G. R. R. "McNugget" M.

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Based D&D ousting the fatman as the lazy piece of lard he is. Trully our guy

It did, though. 6 book series can't compete with 3 books that are as big as 1 of Martins books in terms of public digestion.

He’ll go down as the biggest procrastinator in fiction of our time. He’ll never deliver ADoS, he may well be able to deliver WoW but we’ll see about that.

He’s a fat piece of shit American who, like all Americans, has no willpower. He’ll just eat himself into a grave within the next few years and his mediocre series will be publicly torn apart like it deserves.

I remember that but people were discussing this possibility way before his shitpost. Many people here believed that too.

>Want to read The Old English Exodus
>Thousands on pounds to buy
Why

You came so close to execute Order 66, but you were...

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Harry Potter ended 4 years before the movies finished up and the books that took longer ended up being doorstoppers.

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Start reading now, user.

>american Tolkien

Getting lazy and not finishing, selling out, being a fat fuck and over exposing himself. Yeah he is Tolkien American style.

>Jon gets fucked
>Dany gets fucked

Yeah it was based. I liked the ending.

NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT OF HERE HE'S RUINING FANTASY

That's King.

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What is wrong with you?

He'll barely colaborate. Miyazaki could do his job as well, but he's the fucking president of FromSoft, has better shit to do than wasting time coming up with unused fantasy names.

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