Some faggot calls me underage

I remember when I used to say here I'm a 24 year kissless virgin when I was like 17 just to not sound like a total kid.
Now I'm an actual 24 year old kissless virgin.

h-haha

You have approximately 10 years to change that. After that, it's over.

>tried to suppress the feeling of loneliness and lack of affection and intimacy
>it will get easier
>it is not
I'm 27 and it's just getting worse.

The best is when they give a specific number, like "are you 15?". Makes it so obvious a teenager slightly older than that made the post, like a 5 feet tall midget mocking a 4'11 midget.

Cringe. Are you 15?

that means ur a wizard

That reminds me, Im gonna go out and work on my tan a bit. See you later, frens!

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This. Don't post if you can't type in fluent English.

haha xD epic dubs my friend

Lol only a 14 year old would be triggered by that

What baffles me is why you all act surprised that a bunch of horny teens post here. Did you really think it was all 25+ year olds talking about actresses' tits all day?

I just think it's cute. anything below mid twenties is basically all kids

I fucking hate ESL retards. How can you're be so fucking retarded to don't know how to spell your age

Frens, if it gets too bad, just hire a hooker. But be advised that it's no substitute for a relationship. Also be advised that if you do end up in a relationship, there will be times where you miss your single life like crazy.

hell no

You fucking niggers, "I have x years" is grammatically correct.

Nope.

I refuse to believe this, give me a source that proves me wrong.

>tfw Yea Forums is full of boomers who argue and shitpost as if they were in middle school

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Yes everyone here is a 25+ year old virgin like me

That's the whole appeal of this place, user.

I'm 31 and haven't accomplished anything and have no real desire or motivation to do so and the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't want to hurt my family.

You’re completely wrong, dipshit.
“Have” is an auxiliary verb, be is a state of being. You cannot physically “have” 21 years, it’s not an object, it’s an attribute. Therefore, the “be” family; (is, am, are, was, were, be, being, been) is used to describe the state of permenance, age.
None of you retarded monkeys know proper English. Stupid niggers.

No, it's not, you subhuman.

>You cannot physically “have” 21 years
Well I physically have 31 years nigger, so you can suck my BBC right here and right now.

mfw I have 48

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Where do you store your years. I mean you have 31 years thats a lot, you must have a big box somewhere

Again, age is a state of being, not an actual object.
Unless you can snap a picture and reply with your physical object “age” to your next post, I’m (and other anons) are inclined to call you a retarded nigger fuck, and you will accept this fate. This is literal 3rd grade grammar.

And you *have* a mental illness called faggotry, mind snapping a picture and sharing your "state of being" with others anons?

>nigger mad because he can’t hold i his own in an argument and is completely wrong, yet just throws insults
Living up to your family name, Tyrique.

I think it is sort of short-hand for a phrase like: "I have X years under my belt"

Come here and suck my dick wh*te boi, it ain't gonna suck itself and I know you want it.

Just a French subhuman user

French detected

lol

Pathetic.

It's actually just some retarded esl nigger who outted himself.

Yes yes I have 26 years my own, when Im think it gives me many remembers to a younger time!

>some faggot calls me ESL
>mfw have English

What the fuck does this have to do with French you uneducated smoothbrains? Most of the world use "I have" when talking about age.

i had my 20th birthday on friday

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He's a frog. In French it's literally "I have X years" (J'ai 31 ans) And in frog they ask how many years do you have rather than how old are you. he doesn't know English enough to sound like a native speaker.

See

Frog say RIBBIT what the fuck are you mean

*Frog have RIBBIT

itt thrid world subhuman gibberish

Kek

Nope, I just have constant fear of cancer now. We should kill ourselves before 30 tb h.

That is not exclusive to french idiot

Spanish does literally the same shit