Sooo, we’re all agreed that he was just a cuck fantasy insert in the show...right?

Sooo, we’re all agreed that he was just a cuck fantasy insert in the show...right?

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He's worse in the books

Every classic tale even today's modern Hallmark Movie romances has a beta male in it. The guy who initially has the attention of the female but loses it to some other male who doesn't exhibit beta male tendencies.
Women love the idea of 2 men competing for her and the way to discern the 'right' guy is the one who isn't a weepy and weak man.
So the alpha wins, always.

Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah

>The guy who initially has the attention of the female but loses it to some other male who doesn't exhibit beta male tendencies.
Dany never wanted to fuck Jorah, so there is no love triangle. Jorah even gets cucked by Jon (I assume) in a dream in the books.

better dead than friendzoned tb h

literally my wife’s son

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>Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

>Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

>Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

>But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah

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Isn’t he Martin’s self-insert?

Have I unintentionally touched a nerve?

>Jorah and khaleesi with khal drogo
>khal drogo fucks her raw every night while Jorah listens
>drogo dies, khaleesi goes to Qarth where even though she doesn’t intend to marry “the king of Qarth” she dangles him in front of Jorah where he literally begs her not to. (She doesn’t care unsurprisingly)
>kills king of Qarth. Goes on to second sons. Macho man from second sons fucks her daily all to Jorahs knowledge which he bitches and whines about to khaleesi
>she doesn’t give a shit at all
>second sun man fucks off
>Jorah gets the cure and returns after dramatic confession of love
>looking good for Jorah
>”LOL nope im going to fuck John Snow hope that’s ok ;)”

If you don’t think this is a cuck fantasy you are delusional. You can have fucked women, develop a cuck fetish, and become a cuck. Jorah is a cuck in the show. Get over it.