Bros

>hiding the uggos in the back
Based

I wonder what they did in their bedroom

JK cant in to romance.

>no scene where Hagrid wants to get laid and thinks she might be a half-giant but cringe ensues instead

Where did all the French male wizards go to school?

>no scene where Hagrid lifts up Madame Maxime's dress and thinks he's looking into a mirror

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lol there are no male frenchmen

am french can confirm

Beauxbatons male students held a special private presentation later in Dumbledore's office

Haha imagine if they had to do their entrance dance on you haha im sure one of their high heels would snap your spine somewhere haha

Did they wave their wands around?

There are men in Beauxbatons and girls in Durmstrang, though it was predominantly the genders that were shown in movie
They probably just wanted to emphasize femininity vs masculinity

they obviously used magic to turn them into girls duh

Dehs...

>school of witches
>cast women who look like witches
poetry

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>bloody hell

What did they mean by this?

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Me on the right.

The tier pasta posting faggot sure is late today

Yes, and Dumbledore inspected every single one

Imagine if someone used a spell like that on you and turned you into a cute girl. I would hate that haha!

Funny enough, she says she regrets not pairing Harry and Hermione.

No!

that's a huge bitch

am i the only one who cringed hard at these scenes?

I thought french girls were supposed to be attractive

She also regrets not making half the cast black Jewish homos

Why did they have jew curls?

underrated

youtube.com/watch?v=qBjey4pc2Zo

>"___"

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>tfw wand inspection day

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Cheerleader effect full force

Bro I legit forgot all about this shit until just now, in hindsight that book was weird af

neat I learned a new thing today

Why must Ron be cucked so hard.

At least he has Gini.

i like both the movies and the books

I’d inspect his wand, if you know what I mean

Jesus, imagine how these dudes must look on their own then!

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why dont you just look at the picture you posted?

Chrome dome needs to just give up already.

damn only 2 or 3 of them are actually attractive. That one in the back even looks like post-wall Maisie

Reminder the game flopped and wb sent their goons to Yea Forums again just like when the last game flopped

What’s the canon on transexual wizards???

they are, those extras are clearly british
Clemence Poesie however, is french.

lol

she was qt in In Bruges

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She regrets everything the fans want that she didn't do

me eating dinner with my black boyfriend at the back

who’s gonna post it

Ron is a bloody arse man

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I got your back my man
youtube.com/watch?v=t95aLo7R1NM

>potions
fuck you

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This reality is gay as fuck
>no magic
>no superpowers
>no superheroes
>no monsters
>no aliens
>no eldritch horrors amongst the stars
It feels like some kind of punishment. The most mundande shit one could imagine. I want to blast shit with fireballs. I hope I will live long enough to upload my brain to VR and live out my dreams

Cheerleader effect only works with 1 pretty face in the middle with 4-6 girls around her.
It doesn't work with 0/10 men who pretend to be women.

>potions

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Cute

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Harry kissed a cute asian girl. I am envious.

" N O ! "

>tfw ywn be a boy, get poly juiced into a girl and then get every hole savagely and mercilessly pounded by the Gryffindor Chads

not since the late 80's bro.

lost

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yeah but imagine if humans were blind or were as dumb as worms. You don't know how good you have it. You're just used to your superpowers.

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Who is the janny

"NO!"

how can you tell they're british?

None of them is atractive, WTF

Me.

WTF I thought the French were supposed to be attractive.

OYYY VEYYY

bich!

The worst part of the entire franchise is the Yule Ball band. Instead of being integrated, being a part of the universe they're trying to build, they go for the biggest faggot move possible and have a song about all the fantastic creatures like they're not commonplace and boring for wizardfolk.
Rowling is a hackshit and even she managed to write part of a song that was about brewing a love potion which would make sense in context of not being incredible or fantastic, it didn't matter that it was a potion, it was a song about love.

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Health should’ve been dr dre

why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing fuck

Rolling for 9

1, 3 and 8 are acceptable although 8 spiking the camera pisses me off

thoughts?

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GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
AN 3

thank you o god of threes

>*sighs*
>*Ukranian wizards bash their sticks shittily*

Based 3 whore.

“No!”

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m8 she didnt write any of them

I like how no one even bothered to save the copypasta any more, now they just reply to shitposts like this with "No!"

>supposedly French school
>3/4 of the student body isn't nigger black
unrealistic

Literally wtf was she thinking

>Buildup protag and protag-ette for future relationship
>Harry randomly hits it off with Ginny and Hermione randomly gets jealous when Ron gets a gf and then likes him now i guess

What the fuck, i can almost understand what it was like for a narusaku fag when Naruto ended and Naruto fucked the hyuuga girl

I'm surprised they didn't use magic to cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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jk rolling

she wrote the book. in the 6th book harry is with the weasleys and Molly is listening to a song on the radio.
or do you actually mean somebody else wrote the books? because i haven't heard that before

fuckables highlighted with red arrows

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going for 7

Rolling for 3 or 8

sure ill roll

That's a huge bitch!

>Clemence Poesy
looks like a goblin

Who could resist her at that movie?

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ma'am, you there, the 30 year old trying to pass as 17. you got some shit on your cheek

If that stuff were in our reality to begin with it would be mundane to you. You don't give a fuck about explosive powder, chemistry, electricity or flying in the sky like fucking gods like the humans of old dreamt of because you're used to it

Funny enough, this isn't Yea Forums but worth mentioning, there is a game in production called Re: Fantasy where the ideal isekai fantasy world is our reality (advanced technology, beautiful glass towers, peace, etc.) but their reality is a terrible one of might, magic and dragons

Cutus Funnius

>They were more beautiful in my head
Well they weren't all supposed to be part Veela. Only Fluer and her sister.l were.

Also reminder that Fred and George canonically fucked Fluers Veela cousins in the woods during the Wedding.

So it's the ending of FMA.

>crimes of gindlewald set in paris
>no beauxbatons

>This reality is gay as fuck
And you reached to that conclusion now? How old are you?
I've been on daily escapism and hedonism redpills since many years ago.

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The camera lingers over underage asses in this scene.

Wtf Chris Columbus?

I never watched FMA so you'd have to explain that one to me

youtube.com/watch?v=4l5ACTUo37g

>ywn slowdance with prime Hermione into the night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dude she was 22 in that movie, fuck off.

based autist

>How does it feel Harry? When you see Dean with Ginny?

that's a real line from a blockbuster movie.

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to us it's magic, to them it's technology, and it's mundane like college level knowledge, years of study. people benefit from it, alchemists can do great things, but it's nothing more impressive than a doctor in that universe

World of alchemy turns out to be some flip side to the real world with guns and wars and shit. It had zero impact though because there was literally nothing necessary to know about either.

No!

>Elegant school is all female
>Tough school is all Male
This bullshit is on par with the retarded house system of Hogwarts.
You'd think a writer would come up with something less on the nose.

Holy shit. Am I supposed to believe those ugly anglo mugs are french?

they were made into male-only and female-only schools for the movies

2 - Hymie McKike
6. Ratatojew
9. Le~ Chin
11. Fivehead Black
12. Miranda Cosgrove on crack

>10 replies and no Isildur.
Slightly disappointed

>me see pasta a lot so pasta funny

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why is it always about food with americans

Roll

wtf Yea Forums how has noone posted it

>She's an year old than me
wtf she looked like 8 years old in the movie when I first watched it back then.

it was posted, retard. No-one just replied to it, because why would they.
>everytime
>bad intro
>wow you did it again kek
boring

"No!"

Everybody knows that literal dogshit would make for a better meme than this crap so based Isiludur posters don't even feel like responding. It would have to be even a little bit funny or memorable Not that long ago another meme started getting more attention We take the lot and it immediately became more popular. It's almost sad how literally anything can outshine this garbage.

I never forget a lolis name. Gabrielle. I thought that was weird because she was French, and the only Gabriel I knew was a Mexican guy.

rollo

why don't you post it yourself user

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>Elegant school is all Male
>Tough school is all Female

Muh dick

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Because it was garbage and pastas need to be be at least somewhat recongizable. It works even better if they have some setup (similar to the "what's his name again?" meme). This is so low effort that we can only bully the author for being so shit.

I just saw people were looking for it and I wanted to make everyone happy. I'm sorry, I'll try harder next time

You know how the best life in our current reality is being a Chad? If superpowers existed you would either be one of those losers born without powers or have some gay power like super smell. Meanwhile Chad is flying around while also having super strength and heat vision... and girls will ONLY date guys with Omega level powers or at LEAST two Alpha level powers.

Even if reality changed we would still be screwed

Rebuild it from scratch then. Ironically shit pasta is still shit.

>"Amazon School for War and Survival".
>Now accepting a selected male student as part of an agreement of cooperation with other schools.

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I'd go for 3.

>Cheerleader effect

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>you will never gang up on Cho after a Quidditch match in the locker room with the rest of your teammates
why live

How do I get a witch gf?

Sounds a little gay

become a wizard

The dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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that's only because i wasn't in ravenclaw. i could have been, i-i just didn't want to

>"can I start you gentlemen off with a blooming onion?"

nothing gay about having a bit of fun with your bros, ancient greek soldiers did it all the time to bond with their fellow army mates

>that one looking directly at the camera

She’s looking at me bros.

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christ look at the schnozz on second left
must be related to one of the producer

>not forcibly taking the rival team's girls after winning against them

The Greeks were very gay though. Just use the imperio curse like a normal person. Guaranteed that started going around after the class in the 4th film. Combined with the memory wipe curse it's basically guaranteed all the girls got BSC (big Slytherin cock) every day

Which was more kino: Goblet of Fire or Order of Phoenix?

>Hmmm okay so we've got the good house and the evil house but the school needs more than two so uhhhh lets go with a smart house and a.... uhhhh.... other house
bravo

periods. Ron meant their actual bloody hell, a british colloquialism for periods.

all I can say is EW, that uggo should never have been cast in the first place. For some reason though once french actresses show their tits on camera they immediately get cast in high-budget hollywood productions, no matter how ugly or talent-free they are.

>he's never been to the backrooms
>he's never seen the source code of the universe
>he's never remote viewed other planets and celestial objects

8

Nice

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A lot of British private schools have houses.

I know this pasta is stale but the books are pretty good overall. They're easy escapism that builds an interesting world and has lots of characters that doesn't get bogged down in overwhelming hard to read autism. Not to mention, there was a really surprising amount of deaths and twists that I didn't see coming first time around, such as Snape owning Dumbledore.

>the book clearly states there are both girls and boys fromBeauxbaton and Durmstrang
>film makes them one gender only and make them strutt like faggots

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>potions
God dammit. Ha hahahahahahahaha

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Weirdly I watched the movie last night after doing some dude weed. It's really kind of campy overall and borderline cringe in a lot of parts.

it's the second biggest book, it has some important shit they cut out, instead of having a cute little Ludo Bagman plot with the twins they fucked around and made a non-existent dragon chase sequence during the first task, it didn't exist for a reason, the entire god damn reason it was a task was the dragon was chained to that tight area and you had to steal from it.
fuck harry potter

I wonder what her muff smells like haha

why were they cumming?

because they are ugly and show signs of inbreeding

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all these no! posters also read literally all 7 books. really makes you think.......

>current age 32
Nah Harry had his eye on the prize.

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Yes

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because it would be weird for her to have the main character she created fuck her self insert, which hermione was. She thought it would be better to have Harry, a boy with no real family, get hitched with ginny, basically female ron, and then be given a big family.

>Asian girl with heavy Scottish accent
my fucking dick

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edit: wow guys thanks for the (You)s! I had no idea it would blow up!

Why didn’t a Harry fuck Fleur?

Because her fucking Ron was a lot less cliche and I always really liked that part. Harry fucking Ginny was always weird however. Come to mention it was weird when he fucked that zipperhead too. Why can't Harry fuck someone normal?

Commit suduku

not used to hearing a bong accent come out of a non-bong. (or was it scottish?)

Should have got with Luna desu

>Not highlighting the ginger

B A S E D reply

cho chang? total Londoner.

roll

>she'll never cuck Ginny

It's part of being the seeker. The Slytherins did it with Malfoy and the Gryffindors did it with Harry

how many underage witches did Lockhart fuck before getting sacked?

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Do they also have designated evil houses?

Every woman in the series was ugly except Bellatrix

>asian girl aging far better than any of the white hoes

colour me shocked

All of them! He's insane.

Why do you think he was so keen to leave. He just heard "Ginny Weasly" and "chamber of secrets" and misunderstood.

>Cho was best waifu
>Harry gets with a goblina instead
>His bro's sister at that
Harry falling for Ginny was outta left field.

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Underrated post.

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Reminder that this is Ginny's irl roommate

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>Defense Against the White Arts
Always gets me

Shaun King aka Talcum X aka Martin Luther Cream

>Every woman in the series was ugly
"No!"

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But in the books, even the pureblood fanatics in Slytherin though the blood traitor Ginny was good looking.

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imagine the sweaty threesomes with her and Hermione

Reminder:
Women appreciate Harry Potter for two distinct reasons:
1. Its aesthetics are reminiscent of peak white culture (therefore peak world culture), in that it is a boarding school setting therefore the kids must either have wealthy parents, or, in this case, some unique disposition (magical abilities) which sets them apart from "le other [girls / proles / muggles). The setting itself is absolutely peak white culture, in a cold rural setting within an ancient castle, whose professor speak in RP accents etc. Consider that both Emma Watson and (((Daniel Radcliffe))) were both privately educated at similar IRL schools, and therefore fit their respective roles perfectly (with state-schooled Rupert fitting his role as the Oliver-esque poorfag). It's life on easymode essentially, with no worries about money throughout ones childhood or adolescent, and a guaranteed job at the end. Balls, gowns, ancient portraits, all make for the upper class environment girls love because it affords them a sense of superiority and distinction from their peers (plus a choice of equally upper class guys).

2. The fighting in Harry Potter is not done by hands or traditional weaponry, something very unique in fiction. Even Star Wars has lightsabers and laser guns, both advanced versions of swords and rifles (masculine). Instead Hermione can use her nerdiness to battle her enemies (using her academic knowledge and bookishness) and even if she is forced into combat, it isn't as if she has to adopt the nu-feminist idea that "gurls are just as strong as boys hehe!" as seen in many modern movies where some "badass" dyke karate kills ten guys twice her size. Instead she can muster all her repressed energy (which is abundant in nerdy girls) and use it to create a force which shoots from her wand (which satisfies her penis envy) to overwhelm the inner force of her enemies.

It's the ideal low IQ female-friendly story.

>implying he was only interested in the witches

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when will this bitch just fuck off

NO!

>freckles
Disgusting

That's woon big wooman

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Why did they make the schools single-sex in HP4?
In the books, the only difference with Hogwartz is that Beauxbotons was richer and Durmstrang poorer

>brits are ug-

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Hermione has low self esteem and big teeth and I want her to give me a blowjob. pre Prisoner of Azkaban, after that she's used goods.

>Tfw no slytherin gf that started out bullying you but you two eventual grew close

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8 get

she's not a bitch

I'd let her bully me anytime.

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>potions

holy shit dude I woke my gf laughing

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So Durmstrang could show off their sweet breakdance moves and baton twirling

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SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

I would let her sit on my face and crush my nose and jawbone haha

agreed

Book Cho was fucking crazy, look what she does on her first date with Harry
>“Oh, you’ll talk to Hermione Granger!” she said shrilly, her face now shining with tears, and several more kissing couples broke apart to stare. “But you won’t talk to me! P-perhaps it would be best if we just … just p-paid and you went and met up with Hermione G-Granger, like you obviously want to!”

what the fuck were they thinking

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To be fair her Chad boyfriend was murdered not even a year before and she was going on a date with the person responsible

the whole 4th film in general was a mess
cringed a lot when the girls entered making fucking poodle sounds or some shit

Just play the shitty mobile game

Seriously, Hermione liking Ron came out of nowhere.

>when snape sees this camp faggotry

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She used her dead Chad boyfriend to try to make Harry jealous because she was jealous about Harry hanging out with Hermione

...before hoes.

*sigh*

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POA

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what director cleared this? Who wrote it in the script? Who just went through with all of this and thought, yeah, this works?

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Well yeah they made an entrance, all the attention was on them. Girl schools are for girlbrains.

i'd yank my prick out and fuck my way through em

They did. In the last book when Ron storms off Harry and Hermione dance alone in the tent and then have awkward exchanges the morning after. Obviously a sex scene would be too explicit for a HP book but the subtext is there.

so fucking true

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What the fuck is going on with 11 baka

I feel like Harry Potter was originally written by MI6 and then JK Rowling wrote the other books after the first two.

>the virgin dullest pasta poster
the chad Quentin poster

Because Ginny was much cuter and redheads are 1000% pure aryans who burn in any amount of sunlight.
Hermoine would probably encourage any daughters she might have to racemix.

I'm gonna use this from now on

both are from him, low IQ women

trolled

in retrospect, this is so retarded. I always felt like the 4th movie was the weakest production design-wise yet at the time.

Everyone in this thread must feel really old.

>tfw cheerleader effect is real

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>Team composed entirely of women
>Comes in last place

Bravo JK

Roll

The transfiguration professor is Rachel Dolezal, the lesser known female version of Talcum X.

4 or 9 for me pls

>not posting the unedited photo of her in the suit with her cameltoe showing

If only they are as attractive as Wright's Pride and Prejudice cast.

those bitches were private school cringe as fuck

wish I had one in higher quality

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At the mosque

.. fine let's see

wtf I love harry potter now

*Record Scratch*

"Yep, that's me."

BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER

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lol they cg'd the toe out in the movie

they're not just ugly but deformed as well

>current age 32
>op posts a years old pic

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Ron is high t

mkay kids we gon make some potions

this is so gay lmao

What went wrong?

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>potions
lold out loud

Must have some pinay in her. Those girls age like milk.

Bong genes hit her hard. She looks 20 years older now.

Rowling doesn't understand how to write male characters.

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

This was incredible, the giant squid thought. He really should have done this ages ago. Every tentacle was in a different window. No schoolgirl, no matter how many movies she made, could hold all ten tentacles at once. Each one moved differently and with a different pace, driving Hogwarts crazy with the inability to match his speed.

He felt that familiar feeling and doubled his efforts. Ink exploded all over Hogwarts, some finding its way into the windows. He unified his tentacles somewhat, completely focused on Hogwarts. He must be close.

Then it happened: water shot out of faucets, toilets overflowed and bread set in ovens to keep warm by thoughtful house-elves exploded. Hogwarts shook violently to his foundations, rousing Filch from bed and sending house-elves and Mrs Norris scrambling for cover. Even Hagrid heard the groan of stone and came running.

They searched around the castle and through the castle, but found no sign of intruders. Most perplexing was the sticky ink on one side of the castle. Hagrid peered through the dark toward the lake, but was unable to see the ripples left in the wake of the giant squid.

The giant squid slipped beneath the waves, wanting to grin even though his beak was incapable. He anticipated a very short summer before the professors and students returned, so he had better make the most of it.

what do you call this stance?

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this was the stupidest movie in the series. so many embarassing moments
>the rock band in the ball
>these bitches doing the stupid entry dance
>the retard who plays Barty Crouch Jr.
>Ron having dance lessons with McGonnagal
>"omg dude Hermione looks like THAT??"
>Harry turning into a literal merman and saving those kids even though there was no reason to do it

C'est une bonnasse

whats he jumping at?

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yes

Reminder that Pansy Parkinson was based on JKs bully. So when they casted a qt she thru a shit fest and made them change her to an uggo in the later movies

fixed that for ya

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Wasn't that the Slytherin table? Where are they sitting?

Idk man, my Filipino's mom is 55 and looks 40.

>motion blur added in post

why?

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Filipino gf's mom*

there's no source for this claim, Rowling admitted in an interview to not having Pansy marrying Draco in the ending because she didn't want to give her a happy ending, but as far as we know she had nothing to do with her being recast
Pansy Parkinson appears in every movie and was portrayed by a different actress every time until she stopped being a background character and got some actual scenes and lines

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>Owns a Filipino
Based...

My gf does enjoy calling me her "colonizer" so I guess?

Man that's a really good comic. wheres it from

rollerino

The books regularly describe her as an ugly brutish type of girl
>"Looking down, Harry saw the pug-faced Pansy Parkinson right at the front of the stands, her back to the pitch."
—Harry Potter's opinion of Pansy's appearance

kek no way this happened

Because it would be like Shinji fucking Asuka.

I'll never tell

>help a fellow alumni out, Potter?

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>an uggo
She could be worse. Movie purposely tries to make her ugly.

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Ironically enough she's still good looking while almost every other HP actress ended up aging like milk

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fucking perfection

>ironically

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So what was going on in the rest of the world as they were fighting Voldermort?

That is not true, there is growth between the two.
The films, on the other hand, give a misconception of the characters.

>Avatar in there with Citizen Kane and 2001
R U avin a giggle m90? Even Cameron's Titanic is better suited (though still unfit)

I only read the headings.*

It happened during the 90s so the wizards all missed out on Cool Britannia

the dance is from the movie

I'm fucking dying - they're just turning the staves over in their hands like a kid does when they're pretending to be Darth Maul!

Couldn't they have taken a few days to teach them a couple of neat stave moves?!?

>Herbology
Every fucking time

show tits

She was actually half-giant but she was either scared to admit it (cause people treated giants like niggers in the old south) or she was in denial herself
So basically Hagrid triggered her

She's Irish

the chinese became the world-leading nation in wand and broom production, indian spellcrafting had begun to take over even its western competitors, and witches everywhere were advocating for equal rights. basically it was the downfall of the wizarding community, the very thing that voldemort was trying to protect

Why are white woman age like milk? Blacks don't crack, Asian have magical aging progress? Idk about latinas.

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Only they ones that are heavily mixed don't age as bad.

That sounds like a description of every liberal communist country ever.

>Luscious Malfoy
Is that Lucius's sassy black cousin?

>liberal communist
that's an oxymoron