/hoc/

>lehner is actually there (backing up) after the shit show of the last week
can't wait to hear about this drama eventually

Fuck wagie edition and go leafs

>mild

>minnesota mild

Leafs showing why they are a finals team. Easy clutch moments from our offense.

>Crowd cheering Lomberg waving
lmao your team is getting btfo

Toews will be upset that the heckin escrowrino is going to go up

Go Bruins!

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>refs need to stop selectively calling penalties
fixed

Southern Ontario is cringe. Northern Ontario is soul

I know Sutters plan
>gets Gudbranson to run Saros
>Saros gets injured
>nashville FORCED to play big save dave
>games now become a shooting gallery on the former flames tendie

Round 1 complete.

t. insider

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I think I'm finally ready to admit Auston Matthews is currently the greatest player in the National Hockey League

oh yea go knights, we haven't lost to the sharks in reg since like 2019 kwab would hate for that to change toknight

I saw a version of this but it had jon with a massive camel toe and he said "craving my mcnuggies garfield?" and I can't find it again

That too

based pookposter

Lmao why did the Panthers coach get tossed?

He swaid mwean words :(

I think I've seen that too kek

he was coaching the hawks when that kid got raped months ago bro

Is lehner still having a mental breakdown hissy fit or is he goaling

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what is this play called

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>the Nashville Predators lead the league in penalty minutes
>they have 111 more minutes than the team in second place

Wes mccuckey

>I'M HAVING SURGERY
or something like that

That's unpatriotic and proof that Toronto is actually an American city

Nice of the Kitties to help Stamkos get to 100 points

Get fucked.

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Can't wait lads

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he's backing up but at least he finally showed up to work

Maybe I'll have one more cup before bed

Checked

He's out for the season

My predsies :)

>too much men

>FUCK YOU mom if you don't show me respect I'm moving out of this gay house

>laffs

he's on the bench tonight

PING

Classic fleury

>Fuck wagie edition
based
>go leafs
cringe

I grade this post a C

Indian women have such huge schnozes.

can't wait to see mitchy boy cry again kwab

He already acknowledges that vague ass is out like the rest of us, no need for him to play at this point

I hope our Flames play the Stars in the 1st round, the Preds are deadly bro.

Robbie my dude.... just smoke a J and chill out.... what's the big deal... lol....

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haven't checked in the last couple days has bud btfo tbg any more?

>Net knocked out
>again

can it retard

BASED

why didn't you quote me three (3) times with some shitty gif that you've posted daily for years?

can it retard

If you wanna be the best you gotta beat the best any matchup is fine if we stick together and play as a team of friends we can win

If the leafs lose in the garyout I do not care

I thought Bäckstrom was a good passer. Fraud?

sad

Terrible PP from the Caps.

Ovechkin babby

so when is Rittich gonna get called for repeatedly knocking the net loose?

laffs and caps first round exit confirmed by this shit game

shootouts are retarded desu

>fl3ury

just like my islanders

>kuznetsov doing gay shit
cringe even though he scored

>Jon Hamm enters the Blues bally sports booth
> suddenly 2-2

t.favorite team has no hands

What a goal from spezza

Big dick rittich got wild fans seething

don’t think Gary will like all this talk about “real” 5 on 5 hockey

>letting spezza score on you

it worked though kek

all of gary's minigames are

matthews is washed confirmed

Wash my dick

LET'S GO WILD
FUCK THE CHILD PREDATORS

ERIKSSON-EK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Stamkos going to get 100 points
>Matthews won't even get 60 goals
Yikes!

my neck hurts

>shootout specialist
>misses

Preds need to stop giving the PPs to the loser chomos

>shootout
>doesn't shoot
nice one retard

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The true hero Marner getting 100 points

>classic pedophile deflection

i see u

wild person

True, we need 16 wins no matter what, gotta trust Darryl and the boys to play with heart.

cope satan

WILD SCORE AGAIN HAHAHA!

FIALA SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Matthews shut the fuck up.

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15 ROUND SHOOTOUT

Fuck vegas

i will never not laugh at the laffs for having a conference to apologize for saying "RAG IT". checked also

Nashville more like suck my ass ville

This is why the garyout is retarded

These Caps shootout attempts just look...slow?

My bruins better not blow it

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We got too cocky Predators bros

>craps

Fleeeuuuryyy

Fleeeuuuryyy

It's all your fault!

Nice job kerfoot glad to get the 2 points in the retardout

I unironically don't

O T T E R
T
T
E
R

is too good and Robertson is very sneaky very very sneaky little japanese man

Also last time the Flames were ploffs bound they lost to the Stars.

No one cares, pedo

Nice job craps

Eew Toronto won

that's not how you spell Rittich

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Do a lot of you guys play hockey, or is it a cultural thing?
t. outsider

Let the good times roll

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they should’ve dropped to second in division to play the kangs the flames have tough matchups ahead

BERGERON

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Craps stink but they will still expose the kitties before getting swept in round 2

This is the energy we need. Keep it up flamesbros.

>letting the oilers raise a banner

Most leafs have played hockey in some fashion as kids I reckon

9 losses in a row fucking sick

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Blues bros....we're still running this show

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nobody has ever told anyone here to join the flames

Cheers

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My bruins :)

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I never played on a team but me and all the other kids in my neighborhood would go play pickup games of hockey and broomball frequently during the winter. Think most people here can say the same (at least the Minnesotans and Canadians)

What will brucie drink to celebrate

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Pls halp

I played defence I wore #14 I was fuckin ass but I love it
I still play shinny and beer league

/hoc/ does

I grew up playing hockey.

Dunks

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Why does Vegas cause so many hockey fans to seethe?

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I was thinking about that too but the COVID playoffs didn't count anyways so the loss to the Stars doesn't mean anything. I'm more worried about the Preds dirty dirty defense and their goons trying to kill our golden manlet.

I only ever played inline hockey.

good evening i hate vegas

go sharks!

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Bc we are the most successful hockey team in the herstory of the league.

Nah
Can't skate and don't wanna learn how

no, they dont
people become fans at their own will and not once have I ever seen a post asking to become a fan

take ur meds

>saves your season

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*ding ding*
Attention everyone, the Leafs have won tonight. Please change the topic of whatever you were typing to be a positive thing about the Leafs. Thank you.

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I still play alot of hockey and go to pickups and am around the rinks. Just seems like these juniors level kids don't lift weights. They are twink-like. Not to say they arent very fast and skilled, but the game of hockey now favors twinks

I am not lamenting the lack of masculinity or bruisers, but in fact, more concerned that it will hurt diversity in hockey. I think whites and asians make great twinks, but blacks? No. We wont have many blacks in the game if it keeps like this. Just the occasional reaves

Good night, wagiebros. Let's conquer next week

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Name 1 (one) success.

Gary

matthews is going arizona

Wtf happened to my guy

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>success
>cupless

cope however you need

leafs first round bounce
That is all

scary

>Age: 36

Name a single team who has made the playoffs 100% of the time.

DWIWB

:^)

We've improved him where his previous team failed

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Flames will out bully Nashville 10 to 1. I'm not worried about that.
Its Saros that is the problem.

>Matthews goes Arizona
>McDavid pulls a Tavares and comes to Toronto
I see nothing wrong with this.

>Losing in the playoffs is success

I played until age 13 and realized I didn't have anywhere near the skill to go pro so I quit and took guitar lessons instead. My parents only let me have one hobby at a time.

Will do
I really am proud of ilya mikheyev and pierre engvalls progression. engvall was an inside joke between me and my father because we used to laugh at how bad he was. now he's just damn solid and smart. knows where to pass. I am hoping for his success.

He doesn't play with prime Kessel anymore