Let's see Paul Allen's card

Let's see Paul Allen's card

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Paul? Is Paul here?

great thread

ID?

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Let's see Paul Allen's cunny

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Gippo, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know, I've checked a lot of dubs. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh,some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I checked her dubs at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I checked Bethanys dubs, my old girlfriend, with a automated bot. And-And-And some man, s-s-some old faggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh, I checked another girls dubs with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model...She's checked too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I checked Paul Allen's dubs with an axe in the face, his GET is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've checked maybe... 22 people.
Maybe 44! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the mods have seen the tapes.
I even, um...I checked some of their singles...
and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I, uh, I just had to checked a lot of dubs!
And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty, uh...
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up on Yea Forums.
So, you know...
Keep your eyes open.

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DUUUUUUUUUUUBS I GOT DUBS FIRST HAHAHAHAHA I GOT IT THIS TIME FAGGOTS

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Subs or dubs

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Stop shitposting on this serious website

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I STOLE THE DUBS

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It's very cool Bateman. But that's nothing.

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Aw man!

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Mr. Bateman, are you familiar with the art of arithmetic? Specifically, properties of repeating digits?

Checked.

CHECKED.

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Let's see Paul Allen's digits

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paul allen doesnt have dubs kek

Tough luck Paul. Check these instead.

oh my god...

>Hey I know it's late to ask but can I get some dubs tonight at 5 or 5:30 perhaps?

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This thread is pathetic

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>8

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You are pathetic

kek'd
here's a (you)

Nice.

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if i get dubs everyone in this thread will get a qt gf

a noble effort

Yes, well done user, well done.

HOWEVER

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CUMON STEP IT UP

If dubs everyone ITT will ask someone out for a date.

I AM THE GOD