Let's see Paul Allen's card
Let's see Paul Allen's card
Paul? Is Paul here?
great thread
ID?
Let's see Paul Allen's cunny
Gippo, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know, I've checked a lot of dubs. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh,some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I checked her dubs at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I checked Bethanys dubs, my old girlfriend, with a automated bot. And-And-And some man, s-s-some old faggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh, I checked another girls dubs with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model...She's checked too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I checked Paul Allen's dubs with an axe in the face, his GET is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've checked maybe... 22 people.
Maybe 44! I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the mods have seen the tapes.
I even, um...I checked some of their singles...
and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I, uh, I just had to checked a lot of dubs!
And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty, uh...
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up on Yea Forums.
So, you know...
Keep your eyes open.
DUUUUUUUUUUUBS I GOT DUBS FIRST HAHAHAHAHA I GOT IT THIS TIME FAGGOTS
Subs or dubs
Stop shitposting on this serious website
I STOLE THE DUBS
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It's very cool Bateman. But that's nothing.
Aw man!
Mr. Bateman, are you familiar with the art of arithmetic? Specifically, properties of repeating digits?
Checked.
CHECKED.
Let's see Paul Allen's digits
paul allen doesnt have dubs kek
Tough luck Paul. Check these instead.
oh my god...
>Hey I know it's late to ask but can I get some dubs tonight at 5 or 5:30 perhaps?
This thread is pathetic
>8
You are pathetic
kek'd
here's a (you)
Nice.
if i get dubs everyone in this thread will get a qt gf
a noble effort
Yes, well done user, well done.
HOWEVER
CUMON STEP IT UP
If dubs everyone ITT will ask someone out for a date.
I AM THE GOD