/seriea/ - Laughing through the Pain edition

MATCH DAY 34
>Saturday 23th April
Torino 2 - 1 Spezia
Venezia 1 - 3 Atalanta
Inter 3 - 0 Roma
Verona 1 - 1 Sampdoria

>Sunday 24th April
Salernitana 2 - 1 Fiorentina
Bologna 2 - 2 Udinese
Empoli 3 - 2 Napoli
Genua 1 - 0 Cagliari
Lazio 1 - 2 Milan

>Monday 25th April
20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus

Reminder to keep it comfy and take your meds!

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First=Inter

Milan WILL win the scudetto.
And you WILL seethe about.

Inshallah

How does one not think that football is rigged when you look at Strakosha on the 2 Milan goals

Inter will win the scudetto and you will never have Londonderry

> Il difensore ride dopo la rete subita e il suo compagno Marusic reagisce così: “È colpa tua pezzo di m….!”

Pezzo di what?

I heard tomorrow is a holiday in Italy as well, and it is Liberty Day as well

Why is that?

they celebrate the allied invasion

sborra

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liberation of Italy from nazis and a collection of morons
(You)

You should celebrate 25 of July instead

Now that was a truly kino night

>È colpa tua
>marusic is the one that loses the ball rather than hoof it away to begin with

>partisans are the ones that won the war
read a book

it's not a celebration of the invasion no matter how you slice it little man

This is the thread, Serie C playoffs time

-Serie B promotion: Sudtirol, Modena & Bari
-Round 1:
Lecco-Pro Patria
Pro Vercelli-Pergolettese
Juve U23-Piacenza
Pescara-Carrarese
Ancona-Olbia
Gubbio-Lucchese
Monopoli-Picerno
Virtus Francavilla-Monterosi
Foggia-Turris
-Start on Round 2: Triestina, Virtus Entella & Avellino
-Start on Round 3: Renate, FeralpiSalo, Cesena & Palermo
-Start on Round 4: Padova, Reggiana & Catanzaro
-Relegation playoffs:
Giana Erminio-Trento
Seregno-Pro Sesto
Imolese-Viterbese
Fermana-Pistoiese
Paganese-Fidelis Andria
-Relegated: Legnano Salus, Grosseto & Vibonese
-Dead: Catania

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the tv bonko! swich on the tv!

Partisans and everything they spawned is the cancer, you cannot prove me wrong. We could've been at the top of the world without them.

never once have I heard people praising the co-belligerent Italian army, that contributed more than any talian to free us from the Krauts, but sure. Promise I'm done with the spazzing anyway.

>Sarri: "we gave our everything. The boys improved so much"
I think he's talking about Napoli again

> that obnoxious , loud , self-congratulatory partisan rhetoric
they are so illiterate and so unaware of themselves and of history that they don't even realize that the whole world still mocks us for the very thing they will celebrate tomorrow
the japanese (or the french) were much worse than us in that war but they maintained their honor. that switching sides thing turned us into the laughing stock of historians for the subsequent 200 years and rightfully so.
> inb4 : samefag, schizo, etc

No. We mock you for switching sides in ww1, not ww2

Di Coprio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Umechi

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Lame

>has gnocca on his channel
>is against grown men playing vidya
/ournip/

> we
lmao nobody in italy , surely not me, cares about you , trust me.
also your are even more illiterate than the average partisanboo. italy never switched sides in ww1. the dreibund was a defensive pact, autria and germany chose to declare war on serbia without even consulting italy. we went to war and btfo the german-austrians and the russians in 75% of our battles, including the final one.

btw get the fuck out of this thread, seriously.

I'm talking on behalf of the world, the Italy changing sides meme comes from ww1, not ww2
Does it correspond to the truth? Perhaps no. Neither does the French surrender meme

CLN got the "glory" and the institutions, the remaining military structure got to remain in power

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no you can talk on behalf of your bankrupt historically irrelevant shithole at most.
btw i am not talking about /pol/ memes, which come from ww2 anyway.
i am talking about international credibility , which italy partially lost in ww2 and permanently.

that said, seriea is the harbor of all kinds of schizos and fanatics from all over the world, but vile , malicious rats like you really have no place in here.

Weston McKennie

what's the difference between passively watching football and playing a videogame?

Keep you locked inside wasting your time, prevent you from meeting people outside and progressively turning into an outcast and honestly make you look like a loser

E SE LA MORTE CHE T'È D'ACCANTO
TI VORRÀ IN CIELO
DALL'INFINITO SI UDRÀ PIÙ FORTE
SI UDRÀ PIÙ SANTO
NON HO TRADITO

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what's gonna happens if two juve teams are in seria A

Juve Stabia gets merged with Nocerina

Can't happen. They'll just give the promotion spot to the next team.
Not like that shit team is ever going to B

I did not know that the one and only Gigachad browsed /seriea/

> if i start watching batman now i will finish at 03:49 AM but i will have to wake up by 10, so 6.11 hours of sleep
it can be done

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so same as most football fans?

You're forgetting the fap to Zoe Kravitz break

>so 6.11 hours of sleep
2 hours more than necessary

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The negruman was good

Was this the most embarrasing Napolel choke?

negru

Casteddubros, how do we stop Salernitana?

it honestly comes from even earlier, but what solidified it was definitely ww2 and the post war narratives

Fuck that one balled faggot. If Lazio gets rid of him they'll do themselves a big favor. I haven't seen such a scheming cunt since the times of De Vrij, and that was already bad in and of itself

Honestly as nabule fan I am rooting for Meleean to win. Fuck those chinks with fake sponsor needing FIGC money to be afloat.

You're laughing, Tonali of all people scored a last minute winner and you're laughing

was it worth it?

I haven't kept up to date with the Serie A - has Overlord Xi come after Inter's Chinkoid patron or something?

Good morning!

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Good morning, I hate bbilan

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who will go to Serie A? place your bets

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CAM ON BENISVENTO

>Worst case scenario:
Cremonese
Monza
Benevento
>Best case scenario
Lecce
Pisa
Brescia

>Pisa
Grim

Benevento since Vigorito will just buy refs