Post the most pretentious shit you have ever watched

>pretentious
is this the most overused buzzword?

Is that really the most pretentious thing you have ever seen

BUZZWORD

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No, stick to pokemon

fuck this shlock with a rake

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I want to cum in Ed

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Why? Never liked that.
This is the worst shit i've ever seen

>Magnolia Pictures
>only one movie released this year
Shit, they're going out of business aren't they?

It gets better user, trust me

Why so mad?

I tought so. Too many people told me to watch it, there must be a reason.

>no Terrance Malik references.
What's going on?

If you liked the aesthetics and music yes, but don't expect anything kino with the story,writing or characters.

Just watch Avatar or the Dragon Prince instead

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they would deserve it after greenlighting that steaming pile of hobo shit

>ask for advicr
>get it
>hurr why so mad
I would call you a faggot by I respect the trips

Yeah I dont know, started the second episode and it feels just the same...
Will probably drop it and start Avatar, wanted to watch it for a long time.

I'm not that guy, dude, i'm

Cowboy bebop in general is one of the most overrated animes out there. It's not bad by any means but certainly not a masterpiece

Watch ghost in the shell: stand alone complex instead.

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I've seen the live action and liked quite a bit. I'll try that next, thanks.

>GitS
Yeah dude, totally. Then watch Steins;Gate, Code Geass, Attack on Titan and Psycho Pass. Absolute kino.

If you have high hopes for it you're not going to like it.
If you have no hopes at all for it you're going to enjoy it a lot.

Stick with it, its considered a gateway for a reason. On the other hand if you can't even stay engaged for more then 3 episodes i think you just might have a short attention span.
>Overrated
Its a standard for a reason. GIS is definitely solid though.

Good luck user.

Steins;Gate is alright, but starts off slowly. I'm not really into the rest.

most recently, Starfish.

Cowboy funk, Pierrot Le Fou. Are better, that episode is good but not my fav

Joke's on you. They're all shit, same as SAC.

Stand alone complex is overrated pretentious garbage. The premise of the show was decent (laughing man storyline) but it completely failed to deliver at the end.

How couldn't I? Everyone is telling me to watch this because is the greatest shit. I've started it thinking it will be great. Happened the same with Evangelion but that was actually amazing.

>calling GitS shit
I understand you're mad because I said your favorite show was overrated, but you shouldn't let your anger make you say something stupid

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this is mine, but here's the SECOND most worthless movie I've seen

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GitS the movie is decent, but the rest of the franchise is money grabbing garbage.

both good movies
pretentious crap

Today I learned lots of people need to look up what pretentious actually means

retard

Imagine being such a pretentious faggot that you disliked something like Cowboy Bebop just because other people told you it was good...

>Darren Aronofsky
>pretentious

pick one cause he is the complete opposite

If you like Eva you will like Cowboy Bebop. Cowboy Bebop is easy to love.

Quote the person who said that.

I always liked this scene.
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retard, can't even quote me properly!
Also, his other movie, The Wrestler, is probably my favorite of all time.
The Fountain just sucked

Never had that problem. Lot of my favourite things are very popular and have been advised to me by everyone.

No contest

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Citizen Kane

Citizen Bane?

the first 20 minutes up until the death sequence is one of the most viscerally terrifying things have seen in a film

I'm not even mad. Standalone Complex loses everything that was good from the film with mediocre visuals and the plot is nothing but infantile babby's first cyberpunk shit filled with exposition.

this is what makes cowboy bebop completely inaccessible to Yea Forumsutists
This scene depends on you understanding the characters as they've been built up to that point and being able to read subtext.
It's not even especially deep characterization, but it's still too much for the typical anime fan.

This movie was based as fuck

This anime was so cringe.
>lets just add country cowboy music to this nonsense gary sue shlock action scenes!

>I think tv-tropes is film criticism
now that's cringe

List your top 5 anime.

>Gary Stu

Please don't use words you don't understand.

>avatar is better than bebop

HAHAHAHA the absolute state of americans

noe got some serious technical skills but he constantly sabotages himself by also being a tryhard edgy cunt

eraserhead and the fountain are literally you watching the director jerking off for 2 hours.
absolutely disgusting

A lot of the images in eraserhead are pretty straightforward.
It's also definitely better than anything you'll make before 31

Not that there is nothing to understand in Eraserhead, it's just not enjoyable, except if you're a pseud maybe who likes to suck Lynch's cock.
You could call me a brainlet, but Eraserhead is by far one of his most pretentious works. Inland Empire or TP s3 were much more genuine, for instance.
I'm not making movies.

NGE
Rakugo
Planetes
Mushishi
NHK

But rankings are a dumb concept tbqh. For starters, an objective measurement doesn't exist, not even if one would average individually rated aspects of a thing (like those silly art/story/ost/etc), but more importantly, because I wasn't the same when I watched them and I've watched too much stuff.
Those 5 are pretty memorable or defining stuff I'd recommend to anyone anyway.

t. weeb

>if I dont like it then everyone who does is a pseud
Why do people always talk like this? I just cant understand.

never been in love?

i don't get it

>NGE

easily the most kino thing i've ever seen in my life user. good choice

NGE sucks and so do you

It's Japanese autism...not pretentious

>posts anime on Yea Forums

Pierrot Le Fou is mine

Bebop is so fucking boring, it's literally a slice of life. You could watch any episode in any order and it wouldn't change a thing because there's no story. It could have been a 12 episode anime like it could have been a 800 episodes one. Every episode is : visit planet,capture bad guy