Early laugh nikola jokic thread

last season this fat fraud won his first mvp and got swept in the second round. this year he upped his game: he won a second mvp and made a new NBA record by being the first mvp to get swept in round 1.

this is what happens when you let a "sports" league be run by limp-wrist nerds who have no concept of the game. all those stats and numbers was just one giant cope for the fact he's too unathletic and soft to beat an undersized team that clamps his "unprecedented" offense and burns his "underrated" defense. can't win one god damn game, let alone be the crown jewel of a championship contender.

should've gave it to giannis or embiid. jokic easily the worst back2back mvp winner.

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most MVP voters are random boomer whites
this will tell you everything

RAPTOR and VORP say otherwise

Or it just means that being a one man team can get you through the regular season (which the award is for) but when the playoffs start it no longer works because teams actually start playing defense and can just septuple team you while your teammates flop around uselessly

His best two teammates are contributing literally nothing and haven't contributed pretty much all year. The Warriors can tell you how that goes, When Draymond and Klay got hurt, Mr Unanimous MVP Steph couldn't do shit and then when it was Draymond and a bunch of scrubs they were basically a lottery team.

Dragging this corpse of a franchise to the playoffs essentially by himself in back-to-back seasons is an accomplishment, we've seen supposedly better players do less with more. And don't tell me about Embiid. Jokic fucking wishes he could have had Seth Curry and / or fat Harden for half a season, at least they actually play some of the time.

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Doris Burke has votes for the awards that's enough said

why would Flopbiid be getting the MVP award when his 2 teammates are better than anyone else on the Nuggets?

id fug doris for her vote if i was a player

so is that why she's always drooling over lebron?

to put it into perspective, Malone called a timeout and challenge in an attempt to wipe away just 1 of a 43 year old Jeff Green's fouls. that's how bad the roster is.

Doris has actual basketball knowledge.

That's the stupidest part of the MVP argument. If you swap Jokic with Embiid or Giannis, Jokic would've been the #1 seed in the East on the 76ers or Bucks. But if Giannis or Embiid were on the Nuggets they wouldn't make the playoffs because they can't create for their shit teammates like Jokic can. The Bucks 4th highest scorer scores more than the Nuggets 2nd highest scorer. All season the Embiid fags said the East is more difficult meanwhile more East teams are getting swept in the playoffs than West, because the East is deeper!

This, Embiid might still have scored 25-30 ppg with the Nuggets but they would have been like two games over .500

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is vorp adjusted per 36?

if jokic is such a good distributor why don't his teammates score more?
at least embiid would take a game, maybe even 2 before his body shatters

if jokic had 4 of you do you think that his passes would give him assists. i rest my case

>why don't his teammates score more?

>Monte Morris
>Facundo Campazzo
>Austin Rivers
>Bones Hyland

>These are the teammates that are supposed to score more

>if jokic is such a good distributor why don't his teammates score more?
fuck off with your false flagging you depressed retards

oh he gas lighting for sure

I think he needs to consider his options in the off-season.

IGGY SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL

is this the new gamethread? embitches are my friend for today (and only today)

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Yes

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Kinda like Jordan in the 1980s.

Kick Ball should be a personal foul if it's intentional

nikola cuckitini

boogie better at getting to the line than jokic

>AAAAAAA, BONES! BOOGIE! SAVE MEEE

Maybe he should do the LBJ thing and collude with other players, agents and big Corp to assemble a team to do the heavy lifting for him.

>starters still parked on the bench

malone trying to trick other teams into signing boogie

he doesnt want to mess up Cousins rhythm

these cop shows that are on every channel are straight up state propaganda

will barton is going to something any second now

is klay better than curry

i was expecting Gordon to do something stupid but he's surprised me

better be lucky than good

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CURRY YOU FUCKING CHOKER

what is Draymond on? lol hopping around all pissed

>jokic airball
oh nononono vorpbros...

Nice dubs

>getting toasted on defence to give away the game

Yikers

>elimination game
>legacy on the line
>passing to butter fingers

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i spoke too soon what a fuckin buffoon he is

JOKIC IS FUCKING ASS ON DEFENSE. LITERALLY BOTTOM 5 DEFENSIVE CENTER
>most valuable passer

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CURRY SAID THIS NIGGA JOKEIC CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ME.

Booker was the only logical choice for MVP

AHAHAHAHAHAH

>Most VORP Passer
he fouled out green, why isn't he going to score every time

he set up that shot by those hard drives. man i love smart basketball.

nuggets bros...

on the bench...

The MVP is on the bench because of his shit defense unbelievable

Rude ngl

not my mvp lmao

Barton is in :)

Poole, Curry and Thompson and you go to Wiggins LOL

jokic literally coaching the nuggies

>Most VORP Passer

JOKIC IS THE GOAT

OP your thread aged like milk

>his warries

Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeee3raaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Z

WARRIORSISTERS OH NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>YOU

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>OPetty

LMAO

What a fat bitch kek. He was BENCHED in the clutch cos he's a fat bitch. What a fat fucking bitch.

VORP'D

>OP

>made a new NBA record by being the first mvp to get swept in round 1.

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>OP
KEK

>OP

Nikola FATBITCH dickriders celebrating being down 3-1...

>OP

apologise you faggot

>don't bench your defensive liability
>he fails to guard his 3

Oh no no no

VORPED.com

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VORPED.COM

Youre fucking retarded. He carried this deadass g league team to playoffs literally by himself. MVP is a regular season award

lol clown, jokic the GOAT

>37/8/6
>made basket to tie the game up in the last minute
>assists the final three to end the game
>The absolute shanty town of OP

no, in fact, i'll double down. jokic is a front runner
>blow the lead your bench gave you
>on the bench for the go-ahead bucket
>on the bench for the critical defensive turnover
>come back on when you're up and make a pass
complete fucking fraud. never, EVER seen an mvp get benched for the two most important possessions of the game

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>gas lighting this bad
you are trying too hard Joel. Go heal your fake injury and your apparent mental illness. You will never be an MVP. The gods of VORP have spoken

>jokic, we're down 3-1 in the first round
>yeaaaah look at those advanced stats I got. 30 points baby.

Imagine the optics if a MVP frontrunner got swept in back to back years in the first round. Silver had to make the call to Kerr.

>jokic, we're down 3-0 in the first round because we never make our shots
>even if we win this game some retard will say I'm stat padding kek

Jokic is based and if you hate him you don’t play ball. Simple as. Hoopers recognize Jokic.

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>bros I'm not even trying but I already have 30 can you please score at least 10. I beg you this Apemond Green is killing my back on every play