HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS

I honestly wish this would happen. Maybe it woud give society the kick it needs to focus on things that matter again.

I want to believe

This

HOOOOOOOOO SHIIITTT

I want to be sneed

#BlackLivesMatter

Kys you liberalcucks!

three years

t. serb roach

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W-what?

It's a D-9 reference.

that's a big ufo

for you

IT'S REAL

I unironically wish a giant alien ship like that came and destroyed the planet

for you

Minimally, they'd probably breathe some kind of gas (i.e. not aquatic) and have appendages. Beyond that, who can say? Any form you can imagine as long as it meets those criteria are probably as likely as anything I'd imagine.

based realist

...

IT'S REAL

AAAAAAAAGH

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>they'd probably breathe some kind of gas (i.e. women farts)

>CROATIA
why

Aryans

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Based

Also based

I can’t imagine anything more terrifying that putting the news and seeing they’re anouncing an ufo being over a city or something like that

OH SHIT!

Very similar to us. With proper clothes and behavior they would probably be easily mistaken for odd-looking or unattractive humans.

what is the area 51 meme become? did it really become a music fest? is it just a burning man after party? what the fuck is it? is literally nobody going to die or get arrested? that sounds so fucking boring. the meme started with such hype. somebody better naruto run to his death

Cringe. Why would you even post this?

my heart actually speeds just imagining it

nothing would EVER be the same even if they were peaceful

I'm a bit surprised there hasn't been a more "serious" or "boring" take on the alien invasion genre, it's all action schlock. Third Encounters is very good and that War of the Worlds movie was OK but even it had to have some hollywood stupidity in it, Don't get me wrong though, I like that kind of movie too, like Independence Day, but it would be refreshing to get something that played it more dry.

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its not on drudgereport guys dont worry

Delete this immediately

I wonder how all the religions would cope with it. It would shatter so many pre conceived notions people have.

You failed, user.

Arrival is pretty much exactly what you're think of if you haven't seen it already

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>nothing would EVER be the same even if they were peaceful
that's how it is right now, though.

eh I know some Christians are able to reconcile the possible existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life with their faith by assuming that the ayys have their own path to salvation thats wasnt revealed to us because it wouldnt have been necessary for us to know

how is this thread still up, but one disscussing an actress in the top 10 IMDb startmeter gest deleted?

That's clearly an Alien Ship not an UFO

>implying it's night time in the EU
NA education strikes again

this desu

It's the same thing retard

HOLY SHIT
THEY ACTIVATED THE PYRAMIDS

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OH NONONONONO

>crumbles to dust

I just want to leave

thinking of an alien race is so abstract, our "human" terms don't really do it justice.
they observed us from far away long long ago. they can create "clones" or "robots" or whatever they would define them as. these "clones" we'll call them are based off of the information the gathered from our solar system/galaxy and they made them resemble our organic structure.

imagine earthlings discovering a weird cephalopod universe after some breakthrough. we would spend hundreds or thousands of years developing tech to traverse that alien squid universe right? so they did the same to us. that's why alien "greys" are so humanoid. they're not the actual aliens we are coming in contact with. they are essentially drones sent to scout us. we would do the same to them had we discovered them first

aliens probably exist and we're probably being observed. i don't think area 51 has any secrets and i don't think "greys" are real but the concepts are sound.

>do they do DMT?

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>jokes aren't funny
croatians are notoriously known for having zero sense of humor, and op is obviously a croat.

space weed would be so cash

Do you think they have their own versions of females haha

Wouldn't that be funny. Getting an alien girlfriend. They would know that Im dumb, or bad at life haha. I would be able to finally have sex lol

Imagine making love to an alien. What if they would just mist or smoke, they would cover us and make us have orgasms. Haha. Or maybe they have their own penises. So weird.

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based

this film went to shit the moment they introduced "le evil russians and chinese want to nuke good ayys"
First couple of minutes were kino tho

Contact.

Doubt they would have alien females. Female robots probably, real women no.

but then its not a joke

That's the sharpest I've ever seen that pic

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would aliens have drugs like us? what if they just have a sound frequency that fucks with your brain? or some other kind of "wave" that can fuck your shit up. who says they are going to smoke some shit that (as far as we know) are only found on this planet to get high?

>google it
>it's actually real
wtf bros

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loser

shut the fuck up reddit nigger

>ACTIVATE KANGZ PLANETARY DEFENSES

OH FUCK

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Either similarly to one life form on earth or a robot or a space station simulating a paradise.

>Alien invasion jokes aren't funny

they're not. plus we all know when the alien invasion comes all their forces and the initial brunt of the violence will be concentrated on Poland

>Haha. Or maybe they have their own penises. So weird.
why is every zoomer a faggot or a cuck now.

Formless galaxy signed energy systems that take thousands of years to process one thought

sized*

source?

dude. what if aliens exist

*hits blunt weed joint*
dude........fuck......

>aliens
>real

i'd smoke weed with them

Fuck off space niggers, we're full

You can crash on the moon if you want

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but the moon smells like cheese

>life exists
>the universe is infinite
>hurr earth is the only planet that has life
that's not how probability works

>>life exists
>>the universe is infinite
>>hurr earth is the only planet that has life
>that's not how probability works

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What's more likely, aliens destroying us or our own robots?

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Robots of course, ayys are probably light years away.

We will manage ourselves. youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc

neither, obviously alien robots destroying us is the most likely outcome. look at how our silly monkey planet has evolved. we destroy each other with robots already. if we are going to destroy/get destroyed by robots it's not going to be "us" in person it will be robots we/they sent to do the job

Universe is not infinite though... It's shaped like a torus

it's actually shaped like a bowl

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>alien are willing to share their far superior technology and integrate us to the galactic socety
>but only if all anons have sex
what do?

it's never happening. fucking gay earth

With them? It's a win/win situation.

No they aren't you retard.

Would be pretty kino if it actually happened. Anything to shake up the monotony of modern life.

>aliens already have revealed themselves
>they work with the world govs to continue to make sure that our lives are a living hell
>they feed off of our negative energy
rev up those dubs, you're here forever!

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>presenting your unfounded opinions as fact
user pls

>the year is 4000
>humans have finally united as one metaphysical/digital entity and discovered intergalactic space travel
>our entire solar system is wiped with the click of a button from somewhere in our own galaxy
>they take our research data and move on, like stepping on an ant
humans are fucked if we aren't the first life in the universe

Man, why did you have to post this?

You know that ants only see in 2-d? They have no perception of third dimension, so if you put an ant on a piece of paper, and roll that paper on itself, like a Moebius strip, the ant would think it's infinite.
Same way with us and the universe

dude what if when aliens come they have the kind of technology to sync our minds together like we dream of. what if aliens just show up and make "da singularity" and link our minds and then exterminate us and just make off with our data

or what if theyve been here harvesting us for generations

that's neat but there's literally no evidence supporting it over flat universe

What nightmare is this?

bet they got a lot of good porn saved

harvesting what exactly?

our emotions, like the matrix.
collective consciousness energy
their porn is out of this world

Pic related is the most plausible description of aliens

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>2019
>still believing in aliens
>still believing in space
>still believing the earth is a floating ball in nothingness

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What do you believe?

>harvesting emotions
dude what

>not 2016
>still trying to force the flat earth meme

but it's not about our thoughts. what if they are just studying our planet's atmosphere, gravity, sun exposure. humans are too self-centered. we think the aliens want to learn about our "thoughts" (which ends with our massive porn collection) maybe they're only interested in us like we are interested in bugs or rats or fish. they can't even fathom our "thoughts" because we are so fucking primitive and have no chance of reaching their level

>go to california
>call friend in new york
>tell eachother where the sun is in the sky
>realize the earth isn't flat

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in memes

>flat earther
>friends
Oh you

NEVERMIND THAT SHIT
ARE THERE FEMALE ALIENS
IS THEIR PUSSY FUCKABLE

>look out the window
>the sun is in one spot
>look out the window later
>the sun is no longer there
how do flat earthcucks explain this?

That's just what you perceive.

>Reverse image search from 2018

Nice job OP. You're killing my dreams.

Sorry user, all the female aliens will be big dicked futanari

oh damn how awful....

>7575
what does it mean bros

>move your hand in front of your face
>you perceive your hand being in front of your face
>you might have 12 senses and not understand half of them
>your hand is no really in front of your face you just think it is
>it's really in several other dimensions and your eyes aren't even real

I believe in logic and reality. We're supposed to believe that our world is a giant ball that spins around at a thousand miles per hour. Yet water sticks to it somehow. That we live upside down and sideways on this magical ball. That rain falls upwards or sideways somehow. That wind comes from...nowhere? Unless a person is thought by others that the World is a Ball, that person would NOT come up with this idea by themself/ It's completely absurd once you THINK for yourself instead of letting 'scientists" cuck you with their lies.

>I believe in logic and reality. We're supposed to believe that our world is a giant ball that spins around at a thousand miles per hour. Yet water sticks to it somehow. That we live upside down and sideways on this magical ball. That rain falls upwards or sideways somehow. That wind comes from...nowhere? Unless a person is thought by others that the World is a Ball, that person would NOT come up with this idea by themself/ It's completely absurd once you THINK for yourself instead of letting 'scientists" cuck you with their lies.

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The sun is a moving luminary...yes. That in no way proves the earth is a spinning ball in space.

> entire planet full of landing spots to choose from
>
> decide to set down in the most horrible place in the world outside of Syria or Portland

Flat earthers are emo kids who think their feelings matter
>It just doesn't feel round

>based retard believes in magic
>calls its logic and reality
i love trumptown

ariens!

Did I trigger your cognitive dissonance so hard you can't even type?

>most horrible place in the world outside of Syria or Portland
It's fucking Croatia not the congo dude.

have you ever put a lot of serious thought into invading an ant's nest? make little puppet ants so you can communicate with them? little ant books of advanced technology for them to improve their little ant societies?

no. this is why aliens don't bother with us.

yes

Our future.

>aliens arrived
>look exactly like we designed them to look

That books idea of aliens is so cool.

A lot like humans except with blue or green skin. The women would have wider hips and bigger tits than human women and they could crossbreed with us. That's just what makes sense scientifically.

>mountaintops and island all over the planet
>land in this filthy country over the highway
what's the fucking difference? there are plenty of beautiful places to touch down that aren't smoking and crawling with humans

>believes the universe is INFINITE and EXPANDING
>believes planets are BALLS IN SPACE that people or aliens live on

>believes this instead of the simple notion that the world is stationary with the clear notion that the SKY is above and the ground below.
>instead believes what he's been taught when he was a toddler that still believed in Santa

>Try to disprove round earth by experience
>Experience says it's round
This kills the flatty

christians are skilled at dancing around facts.

Can you explain?

>filthy country
It's actually quite nice

>what's the fucking difference?
You're asking me what's the difference between the Congo and Croatia?

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we've identified it as an alien ship. it's no longer unidentified.

Show me ANY experience that is NOT boats dissapearing behind the 'curve' of the ocean

user, we are the aliens

>implying we designed them
they probably implanted these images in our creative consciousness so we could adapt to them as a species and prepare for our eventual absorption into their hivemind. "we" are just a lab rat to "them"

they look exactly like they are stereotypically drawn, they are pale grey with big black eyes and are short (< 3 feet). They are not creatures from another world but are actually fallen angels

Just watch the last 10 min. of "Behind the Curve". Some fat flat earther literally saws the branch on which he was sitting

>That wind comes from...nowhere
You can create wind yourself by opening up some windows.

it's full of fucking Croats. the only people on earth whose name sounds like they are.

fookin prawns

The Catholic church is actually cool with it.
A few years back, outta fucking nowhere, the Pope said something like
>God created man in his image, but it didn't say anything about 'just' creating us, did it? If they do exist, they're just another creation of our lord
So at least we know the Catholics will be cool with it for the most part
Personally.. i'd probably just still be sitting here at home, drinking coffee and playing videogames.

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you can literally shine a light for like 2 miles and measure the curvature of the earth. i did this when i was yes a child and believed in santa but guess which things i was taught in science class? sorry your midwest public school let you believe in logic and reality, my schools taught me actual science lol

t.serb

the ending ruined this

Calm down, you filthy turk rape baby.

>1 flawed experiment disproves all experiments
also
>netflix

No way, is this real?

>Maybe it woud give society the kick it needs to focus on things that matter again.
Things would get really bad really fast

>muh trump
TDS is real

Guys aliens don’t exist and we’ll never come into contact with them, just give it a rest. There are far terrifying discoveries when regarding the universe than the possibility that we aren’t alone in the universe.
>oh my god, a little microscopic creature exists millions of light years away from me, that totally impacts my life and changes the way I think!!!!

Deep

Contact, my nigga. Come for the cut and dry first contact story, stay for the father feels.

>thought by others
I mean I know it's a bait, but I shudder to imagine someone actually that retarded and that american

>you can literally shine a light for like 2 miles and measure the curvature of the earth
How does this experiment work?

>my schools taught me actual science lol
No, your schools regurgitated whatever they were told to teach

>the Pope said something like
Maybe he should open the Vaticans secret archives and show us all the books that were cut from the bible.

>t. men in black

literally thousands of eyewitness testimonies all corroborating and you’re just going to say “lol they don’t exist definitely” kid?

Based. I can tell you've fully grasped the hermetica.

Boohoo I typed the wrong word that's nearly identical. Blame English and its retarded inconsistency.

Me farting in your face

Does this have anything with Stipe Miocic beating a black guy?

for

>Bruh let's create this shit that might conceivably, however unlikely, rise up and kill us all.
Seriously, fuck robots

anything that matches our definition of life is going to look pretty familiar, but there could easily be things out there able to interact with us despite being totally unrecognizable

Bible: The B sides

A lot of books were cut.
They're called the apocryphal texts

the aliens came to thank them for leaking twin peaks episodes early

> the only people who hate Croats are Serbs or Turks

y'all need to get out more, fuckers.

Retardation levels off the scale.