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I don't understand why people are so ass blasted about this scene? I mean how many chinks are top 10 in mma?

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>I mean how many chinks are top 10 in mma?
Yeah, that's why they're assblasted. Their yellow male power fantasy was destroyed.

Do people in commie china actually like Bruce Lee? Aren't his movies either from Hong Kong or America?

Asians are fragile and can't take a joke

They like him because it presents a "China strongk" image. They liked him more during the Hong Kong annexation and Hong Kong influence to mainland china.

Might not be so popular now with the Hong Kong revolts.

More of an Asian American "muh asian masculinity" thing.

They think this scene will herald the return of Asians being seen as emasculated jokes.

Which is kind of true now that people are talking and agreeing, saying, "You know what? Bruce Lee is just an actor. No Chinese man is even a champion at MMA. Kung fu is a joke."

>t. insecure white cuck whose own nation is getting overrun by shitskins each day

consider this: blacks shit on whites for being weaker or having smaller dicks, then whites COPE by shiting on asians for being weaker/poorer or having smaller dick. it's so predictable, and all so tiresome.

>how many chinks are top 10 in mma
great point. zero. but MMA is heavily influenced by BJJ, and BJJ was founded by brazilians who learned from nips. if more chinks and gooks chose to participate in contact sports and fighting, there would be higher numbers in the top ranks. but chinks/gooks are too busy being nerdy faggots. you will find plenty of them earning $300K+ in "the tech industry".

"people" are assblasted by the scene because they operate within the outrage and victimhood marketplace. they need something to bitch about and constantly need to complain about the badwhiteman.

p.s. i used to think bruce lee was cool back when i was a dumbass in college. now i realize he was just another fake hollywood wannabe with zero real fighting record, or vids of him actually defeating people outside of a movie set.

It's really funny how Yea Forums is talking about this scene; degrading asian men.
Exactly the same as black men talk degrading about white men.
What could be the reason for this? Seems like insecurity to me.

Case in point. Insecure chink who knows that kung fu has been exposed by MMA.

Kung fu was a meme like ninjas are a meme.

Asians are literally fragile against whites or colonized half-whites.

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The Mexican gate keeps against the Asian.

This.

Bruce Lee is a joke like Jeremy Lin is a joke. We just got fooled by the hype.

You've been whiteknighting Bruce Lee for 3 days now, it's unhealthy

Mexicans love Pacquiao though.

the infernal seething from small dicked ping pongs over bruce lee getting his ass handed to him is the gift that keeps on giving

Not against a Mexican boxer they love him versus Floyd.

>no professional fight record
>mostly eye witness accounts
>decades of posthumous folk lore

Bruce Lee is more myth than man at this point.

Imagine, being 60% of the Earth's population and needing to all live vicariously through one dead guy.

This kills the Pacquiao poster whiteknighting for Bruce Lee.

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>cutting out your sweat glands because you are too dumb to read the side effects of cortisone
what a retard

lmao westernized flips think other asians like them
you are the SCUM OF THE EARTH

Stipe vs. Cormier was wild, guise. Is the Great White Hope on the comeback?

Will whites dominate sports again like they should?

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It's pretty much over for Bruce Lee, and by extension, all asians.

>colonized half-whites
Oh, so NOW Latinos are white? When it suits your agenda?

What did Boss Nigger mean by this?

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Yep. White champions are on the comeback. We're going back old-school to the era of Rocky Marciano and Jack Dempsey.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6VZBl_xak

Reminder that Chinese love this scene because to them it represents hong kong weakness. You mutts are playing right into Xi Jinping's hands.

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>Quentin Tarantino releases OUATIH Vol. 2 featuring this scene of Cliff decking Ali
>blacks chimpout at first
>whites begin dominating sports and get uncucked by their black johns
>black athletics BTFO
>???
>world peace

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

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Holy shit, colorized Jack Dempsey is kino with that music.

>some jew producer fondled his dick in public and he did jack shit
pussy ass roid nigger

Stfu bitchass cracka

>please, Schwartzmann-senpai! d-don't touch my black manpussy! iyaaa!

Truth be told, Bruce Lee and his "legend" has and will always be P.R.C. propoganda.
That said, while he may not be a good fighter, martial artist, bodybuilder, you can't say that he wasn't a charismatic actor, and that's where I say the line should be drawn and not "he's fake, he doesn't exist, no one liked him"

>not appreciating Demshi Rooru

Ask me why I know you're a pleb.

He's just an actor but not a real fighter. The only ones butthurt about this are Leetards who confuse fantasy with reality.

Real fans of Bruce Lee the man won't overrate him so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=rEEFG1O5z0M

>omg bruce lee was the world’s best fighter he could beat anyone
>did you know katanas can slice bullets in half
>hey man check out these nun chucks i bought at the flea market
>i’m a black belt in tie kwon dough, my sensei says my chi levels are so high
>wouldn’t it be cool if you could do a kamehameha hahaha but seriously i tried last night for over an hour and i’m pretty sure i got close

Can't wait for Tarankino to make that sequel and finally end the Muhammad Ali hype train.

Clay was a good political figure but he ain't even the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, much less the best fighter int he world.

Marciano would kayo him.

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i'm really glad you guys like tarantino again

Boomers actually believed all those carny stories about le mystical kung fu man.

>watch Tarantino's film where an actor portraying Bruce Lee gets beat up by Brad Pitt
>lol Bruce Lee can't fight, I can take him on

Cinema is indeed powerful. Decades of hype now dead.

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Mayweather > Ali > Robinson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pacquiao

WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER

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What was Bruce Lee's official fight record? Whom did he face? Where is the footage? Then, you can start comparing him to Muhammad Ali.

>What was Bruce Lee's official fight record?

Dude, you're barking up the wrong tree. I wasn't even talking about Bruce Meme.

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Everyone knows that a black boxer would fold against the all-time greats of white boxers like Marciano and Dempsey.

Also, Mr. Basketball George Mikan would've dominated Michael Jordan in the NBA like no one's business prime for prime.

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Muhammad Ali is a boxer that has shit MMA abilities as shown in Ali vs. Inoki.

Cliff would first destroy his legs with leg kicks before punching him with a devastating Joe Frazier left hook.

Is this the white cope thread?

holy shit the lack of self awareness in this post shouldn't even be possible

Do we have colorized archive footage of Joe Louis? That would be kino.

Whites are now laughing at Bruce Lee. They realize he's a joke. Another Steven Seagal. The meme is dead thanks to Based Tarankino.

Yeah, Tarantino stans should've have such an emotional reaction to Tarantino being criticized. They should cool off.

>gets knocked out BAAAADLY in 2012
>gets defeated by Floyd in 2015
>ends up a champion again in 2019 beating undefeated young guys

Based Comeback Kid.

>this is what Chang actually believes

This is what happens when reality meets fantasy in regards to the nonexistent athletic abilities of insectoids.

>What was Bruce Lee's official fight record?
Pretty sure the guy you're replying to is aware that Bruce Lee has no official fight record.

Yep. Welcome. Let's reminisce about the times when blacks and other minorities were banned from sports and whites were only competing with other whites.

lol all the whitoids baiting at Bruce Lee went quiet when they realized the absolute state of white athletics

Cliff Booth taking out Muhammad Ali makes sense in the story. Ali was out of practice and only fought a computer match with Marciano. He'd later lose to a more active Joe Frazier. Cliff is a green beret and has actually killed people versus Ali, who's just a sports champion.

Cliff knocks Clay out in round 1 or 2.

>Bruce Lee is just an actor who can't fight
>b-but whataboutwhiteathletics!?

If you're resorting to whataboutism then you're conceding the point that Bruce Lee is just an actor who can't actually fight.

Mikan actually helped manlets out by making long shots 3 points and slam dunks 2 points to make the sport competitive for shorter people. Based Mr. Basketball.

Dude, this is unironically amazing. We should have more colorized videos of old-timey champs.

Yeah. The Stipe Miococ win went to their heads. It's quite pathetic.

Don't know if sarcastic or serious.

>Mexicans love Pacquiao though.
Technically he's a SEA Mexican since Philli is the Mexico of SEA/Asia.

Is this white cope or a chink posting about white cope ironically?

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Chinaman don't know Mikan, Williams, Dempsey, or Marciano, so it could be a nostalgic unironic boomer from Yea Forums.

Keep riling up the bitter chinks and r/AsianMasculinity is going to start up their gay and blacked porn spam raids again. But that's what you guys want, isn't it?

Keep living vicariously through Cliff Booth, boomerman lmao.

Too bad like Floyd, Marciano only fought aging champions with a grug-brained Neanderthal caveman style of swarming people with punches while eating their punch..

Even I could kick Bruce Lee’s ass, he’s probably the most overrated martial artist of all time

Marciano is too slow and too simple with his tactics to beat Ali and his granite chin, especially in his prime.

Is this the post-Rocky syndrome where whites believe what they saw in the movie?

youtube.com/watch?v=9fp67geuhJM

Nope, it's white fragility in action.

Post more boxing kino

Yup

nigger athletes living in user's twink head rent-free probably

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oh so when you need them to brag against niggers, italians are suddenly white
fuck off, Marciano è un paesano

>be champion of the world
>only fight white guys

>Latinos are honorary whites or half-whites depending on the circumstances

Pathetic. It's like China claiming Pacquiao as Asian when they need to trot out a tough guy who can beat up whitey.

MMA is a lot more effective than that chinese stuff anyway

Shaq would attaq Mikan, it's not even close.

Mikan is a slav.

What is "white" anyway?

Just the eternal anglo?

It's just r/asianmasculinity being BTFO again

>italians are latinos
back to school retard

>Latinos hating on other Latinos

It's in the name. ITALIAN. LATINO.

Says white cope living vicariously through a fictional character because his heroes in athletics are from a century ago.

Kinda silly to compare boxers who are in different weight classes.

Even though you're being ironic about this, Muhammad Ali is a real boxer with a real record.

Bruce Lee is an actor. Cope more.

>What is pound-for-pound?

no, it's a white cope falseflag by /r/asianmasculinity it's actually a chink cope thread over Bruce Lee being btfo

Why are you so assblasted chang ? It's just banter on the internet.

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Why would Asian Masculinity give a shit about two old boxers, a fringe NBA player, an old basketball player?

I love how even if you are shitting on Bruce Lee, you still need to suck his balls and say how much you LOVE him first

>we're assblasted for making fun of Tarantino making a white cope scene

lol sure, whitey

are you retarded `?

>portraying Bruce Lee without the bullshido is shitting on him

No, Chang, Bruce Lee won't be able to compete in the UFC's bantamweight division. He barely knows judo and he'd be destroyed by Mighty Mouse.

Why does everyone fail to realize this scene was in Cliff's head

This is why Latinos never progress. They hate on each other too much. Stop the in-fighting and be familia.

Why do you make up lies on the Internet?

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Tarantino is a self loathing white cuck, why would he make a "white cope scene"? you asianmasculinity fucks are so fucking insecure.

Bruce Lee, like Tupac and other nobodies, is only famous because some poster company ran out of ideas for posters.

>why would he make a "white cope scene"?
Like a white man bragging he has a larger penis than an Asian man even though black men have larger dicks than him.

Reminder Ali got manhandled by Japanese wrestler named Inoki.

I can taste the salty Asian tears from here.

Don't cry too much, Park, you won't be able to see through your tiny eyes.

they're the same kind of people who used to think wrestling was real

But the Dutch have the largest penises...

so whiteoids.

he would be manhandle by any decen wrestle, in fact

Case in point.
>whites have the biggest penises because of the Dutch even though I'm not Dutch

MMA bros are already all over Ali and Tarantino hasn't even filmed the scene where Brad Pitt knocks Not Ali out.

Why chinks so fragile

I'm Indian

I know, right? If it were Ali or Liston that Cliff Booth knocked out in a street fight, blacks would laugh it off as white cope and not cry about it on Yea Forums.

The smallest of the penises, yes.

They already did so back in the 1980s too.

youtube.com/watch?v=9fp67geuhJM

Based niggers have swag and aren't insecure at all.

Why do whites have to make fictional heroes beating up real-life ones to feel better about themselves?

>to feel better about themselves?
lol what?

It's true. They even buy Cliff Booth knocking out Muhammad Ali because of the absolute state of white athletics.

Or they're just Tarantino cucks who eat whatever he feeds them, not knowing that he did poor research on Bruce Lee because he literally doesn't give a fuck.

They're huge chinlets and heartlets

Would you say the same about blacks complaining if Ali were disrespected by Tarantino despite him depending on black iconography to sell his films?

r/asianmasculinity LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

i remember a kid who lived next to me, he was slightly retarded, or rather more like really autistic and he was absolutely obsessed with bruce lee, he had all of bruce lees movies and simply thought he was the best fighter in the world and no one could match him, hed get really pissed if you told him like jackie chan or other action stars were better than bruce lee, thats who im imagining is really putting out all these ass blasted posts on this topic.

Bruce was one of the first to point out the mysticism had nothing to do with the athleticism, but even if you read Tao of Jeet Kune Do (his book) it's not like he completely repudiated the mysticism.

Bruce Lee was a Wing Chun fighter, for crying out loud. A martial art so absurd it was only practice by white people in Hong Kong because it relied on having a reach advantage over your opponent to be effective at all.

Blacks actually have athletic heroes. Chinaman does not.

So that's why they're not insecure about jokes like Asian men desperate for representation are.

why does bruce lee being based as fuck trigger fight autist fags so hard? sorry your no name fag grapplers aren’t as famous than a long dead man lmao

>Bruce Lee was a Wing Chun fighter
My 10 year old does taekwondo and has a black belt. What's your point?

I'm 6'0, 185, wrestled for 4 years in high school, and have been going to a boxing gym for close to two years. I am literally 100% certain I could destroy Bruce Lee in under a minute. Meme martial arts from China are fake and do nothing.

>blacks shit on whites for being weaker or having smaller dicks

this is the most american nigger cope post I've seen yet.

lay off the chips fatass

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>oh wow tarintinio being naughty again.
This is the guy that put a gimp and male ass rape in a film in fucking 1994

This faggot would get killed, he was a fucking movie actor who never competed because he unconsciously protected his own gigantic ego.
There is literally no footage or serious witness of him fighting, but he's supposedly a fight god because he was good looking had abs and had a "philosophy".
Honestly Kevin James would probably beat him, a shitload of actors too.

Besides he'd have no buisness with Khabib, McGregor and especially Woodley who are far bigger than him, they would legitimately be able to kill him under a minute if the referee gave them one.

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That's a "kyle who just bought a 50 dollars punching bag at walmart to unwind after a CS:GO loss" level.


Fuck you

Why did the bugman kick the grandma?
Why did the white man pat him around ineffectually?

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It's like saying Frank Dux or Steve Seagal are real fighters unironically. They've been thoroughly debunked since, but Bruce Lee hasn't, so it irks fight fans.

What are you trying to imply?

iirc something about real state in Canada, the whites are doing some dumb virtual signal shit that will lower the house pricing and the chinks are mad

he weighed 141 pounds, would have been a featherweight in the UFC and at the present state of things he would be able to kill everyone in his division, including Holloway

Fight fans should know the difference between a trainer/martial artist and a professional fighter. Bruce was legit at what he did. Just because some people are dumb and think he could beat up Tyson doesn't make him a fraud. Besides, even if he did compete as a martial artist back then he would have been limited to point karate tournaments. Full-contact kickboxing didn't get going until the 70s. People here would still shit on him for not doing full-contact.

user, you should fight Conor McGregor!

Anybody the same size as him, he would have an extremely good chance of beating

Anyone significantly bigger and he's fucked

Any professional heavyweight fighter would easily win

Weight classes exist for a reason

>because he unconsciously protected his own gigantic ego.
t. tarantino

Looking forward to your next film, Quentin!

Why do whites think that Asian Jews will love having house pricing go down? Are they retarded? Do they think chinks in business in America are on welfare like other minorities looking for cheap housing?

>could this actor compete with professional athletes
Could the guys from Chariots of Fire actually competed in the Olympics for real?

>Bend over and give me those black balls, boi!

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>Exactly the same as black men talk degrading about white men.
Except one is true.
Blacks aren't stronger than whites.
Europeans/Whites are consistently the strongest men on Earth. Strongest, tallest, most attractive.
Niggers cope and they're heavily propped up by jews/media.

Asians really are weak, low testosterone, skinnyfat, frail, small framed, flat faced juvenile looking insects with 3.5" dicks.

>actually believing this

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blacks only excel in running, really

>tarantino stans
What?

Bruce lee was a fucking actor and nothing more. Wing chun is bullshit. His "street fights" cannot and will never be confirmed because it's all bullshit. Bruce lee was a hack and Gene lebell choked the shit out of him.

Because they are literally a race of women

Why the fuck are yellow incels so obsessed with black dick?

>P.R.C. propoganda
*Hong Kong propaganda

He himself said wing chun is impractical so learned other things. His street fights have multiple witnesses that can verify them. Even if they didn't, he wasn't a professional fighter so they're about as relevant as asking about Cus D'Amato's fight record. Gene LeBell picked him up on set and then gave him Judo lessons. Yes, he could have choked the shit out of him, along with Norris and the rest of the martial artists back then. But LeBell will also tell you that he was a world class martial artist, and respected him. Your ignorance is embarrassing.

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care to elaborate?

>Gene lebell choked the shit out of him.
Source: Not Gene LeBell, who says the opposite.

He just mentioned that because whites obsess with BBC.

Instagram Model workout lololol

But you're the only one mentioning it