We'll take some Acid Pops, Bat's Blood Soup, Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, blood-flavoured lollipops...

>We'll take some Acid Pops, Bat's Blood Soup, Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, blood-flavoured lollipops, Cauldron Cakes, Charm Choc, Chocoballs, Chocolate Cauldrons, Chocolate Frogs, Chocolate Skeletons, Chocolate Wands, Choco-Loco, Cockroach Clusters, crystallised pineapple, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, exploding bonbons, Fizzing Whizzbees, Fudge Flies, Glacial Snow Flakes, Honeydukes Best Chocolate, Honeydukes Mice Pops, Ice Mice, Jelly Slugs, Liquorice Wands, No-Melt ice cream, Nougat Chunks, Pepper Imps, Peppermint Toads, Pink Coconut Ice, Pixie Puffs, pumpkin fizz, Pumpkin Pasties, Salt Water Taffy, Shock-o-Choc, Skeletal Sweets, Spindle's Lick'O'Rish Spiders, Sugar Quills, Sugared Butterfly Wings, toffees, Toothflossing Stringmints, Tooth-Splintering Strongmints, treacle fudge, and Wizochoc.

Was this really necessary? Couldn't he have just said a couple words to refer to all of the candy collectively instead of listing off every single one?

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Good on Harry to assert early dominance over Ron by flexing his wealth. This really cemented Ron's subordinate role for the rest of the series.

Um excuse me, why weren’t there any halal options available?????

Based Harry dabbing on poorfag Ron

flexing on that old hoe

Props to him for doing it in perfect alphabetical order, though.

When one dabs, it must be done with maximum class.

>Salt Water Taffy
wtf that's not magical that's from new jersey

Based but wrongpilled

I think they meant spell water taffy.

Harry sure knows a lot about magic candy brands for a guy who just found out he’s a wizard

I thought it was impossible to eat those chocolate frogs.

I miss when you could buy real Harry Potter candy in stores.

chain stores dont have it but if you go to a local candy store they sometimes still have stuff

Yeah, the franchise is still active so there's no reason to stop producing it. It's out there.

And hell, who shops in stores anymore? You can just grab that shit on Amazon these days.
amazon.com/Jelly-Belly-Bertie-Botts-Flavor/dp/B0057ISDW2?th=1

Did anyone else actually enjoy Crimes of Grindelwald? I can understand why it was hated but I still liked it.

>Tooth-Splintering Strongmints

Having tasted saltwater taffy it makes a lot of sense that it was actually created by wizards.

If only he had a chance to order a quality script, a decent production, or professional cinematography. Alas, he had to settle for the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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cos 'arry ain't part of no mujahideen!

>Ayn Rand God-tier
>Tolkien Shit-tier

Kill yourself

In the book, he was looking for a Mars bar

it's copypasta, don't bother

Yur a jihadi, ‘arry

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I know some of these are real in the universe but is Harry Potter lore really autistic enough to have that many official candy brands? I never read the books.

Every single one of them is real and most of them are also candy you can buy in real life.

decent opener 6/10

If only the sweetness of all of those candies were enough to mask the bitter aftertaste of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

memes aside does harry remind anyone else of a younger (you)?

based

It's not even a new one.

Ahh.

This took me 45 minutes

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Not bad.

nice work user

rent free

I wear glasses and have a scar on my forehead but those are the only two things we have in common.

Harry is insanely handsome.

I'd go so far as to call him relentlessly handsome.

relentlessly based

fucking kek

How do children contact the police or other emergency services in wizard world? They can't do magic and no one has phones. If they see their parents having a stroke do they just sit there and watch them die?

seething

Yeah he's really cute in the first movie. I wish there were a scene where he got his dick sucked by one of the older witch students.

Opener has to be same sentence as "...dullest franchise". 5/10.

Bertie Bott was the real villain.

Alas. Ear wax.

How the fuck do you eat an Acid Pop?

Gay