>News: F1: Max Verstappen overtakes Kimi Raikkonen on the all-time wins list as he wins the San Marino GP ahead of Sergio Perez and Lando Norris FKino Feature: Theo Pourchaire takes victory after Roy Nissany KWAB's himself out of the race F3 Feature: Roman Stanek wins his maiden F3 race thanks to overtaking Ollie Bearman on the last lap Lewis Hamilton reaches Ultra Instinct KWAB for the first time ever
>Hello Toto Ja, hallo! Es sein mich, Toto! >Yes, i know, Toto. Please do come in. Lay down on the couch Zhank you very much für seeing me on such short Notiz, Doktor >That's fine. What seems to ail you this time Toto? Herr Gott, Doktor. Es sein terrible. Es just wont stop. Es sein driving mich verrückt. >What is driving you crazy, Toto? DAS DELFIN, DOKTOR! Das verfickte Delfin! Es sein following mich und es ficken mein Wagen! ES SEIN MOCKING ME! ME! TORGER WOLFF! >A dolphin is doing what? JA DOKTOR, EIN VERFICKTE DELFIN! Es sein inside unser Wagen. You ever seen how das Delfin swims? Es bounces up and down in das Wasser. But it does not know es sein inside ein Wagen. Es machen das Wagen go up und down und es machen Ludwig look like he sein ein bad driver. LUDWIG, broken by ein Delfin! FICK DICH, DELFIN! >Ok, Toto. Is the dolphin with us, right now, in this room? Nein, Herr Doktor but ich können hear it laughing at mich. Es sein making ein mockery of mich. Do you know how ein Delfin sounds? Es sein ein annoying laughing sound, like zhis: kikiiikikikikiiiikikiiiii. Es sounds just like Susie laughing at mein Johannes locked up in zhe Käfig. >Does Susie still put your penis in a chastity cage? Ja, Herr Doktor, es sein driving mich crazy. Mein balls sein as blue as das Alpine livery. Susie only unlocken mich if Ludwig vins ein Rennen. >Mhm, that's indeed a tall order. But Toto, how would it make you feel if i told you that it is not actually a dolphin that's causing your car to be a, pardon my french, absolute shitbox but a porpoise, i belive in German it is called a "Schweinswal". They are related to dolphins but are a different family of toothed whales. Doktor, you mean ich haben misgendered das Delfin? Vee sein Formel Eins, vee sein inclusive. Vee not misgenderen anyone. Oh mein Gott, ich sein so sorry. >Dont worry Toto, i'll schedule another 500 hours of therapy for you. We'll get to the bottom of this. Danke sehr, Herr Doktor. ICH WILL GET ZHIS SCHWEINSWAL!
ONE LAP I DON'T KNOW WHY I GOT A MERCEDES AND I'M SO FAR BEHIND KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE TO IMPROVE LAPPING TIMES AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN RACING DAYS, PACING IS THE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS I'M STUCK BEHING GASLY LOSING ALL MY POINTS AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVE NO PACE TO RACE
Girl, close your eyes Let that rhythm get into you Don't try to fight it There ain't nothing that you can do Relax your mind Lay back and groove with mine
You gotta feel that heat And we can ride the boogie Share that beat of love
I wanna rock with you (all night) Dance you into day (sunlight) I wanna rock with you (all night) We're gonna rock the night away (rock, right)
>Now, some of the marketing responsibilities fell to Robert Kubica, who visited the Polish FIAT factory in Tychy. The Pole met with its employees and management.
>Now he will probably go to Imola, where the Emilia-Romagna GP starts.
From this point on I am going to consume 1 (one) can of Red Bull for every 10 (ten) laps that are led by an RB in each race (does not include sprints) of the season. I'll be documenting my experiment on /f1/ as well as my expected decline into diabetes starting with the next race weekend.
The race was so good and the aftermath was so entertaining that I literally got nothing done all day since. Still laughing at Rosberg and his designated shitting on Hamilton time. How can you go +-0 places when 2 people in front of you DNF? And your teammate goes P4?
>Rosberg pins Charles as favourite for WDC >immediately a shit weekend follows He's the world's greatest jinxer. Every time he rooted for someone or thought they'd win opposite happened
I didn’t watch the race because it’s Easter here (happy Easter if you celebrate Easter today) but I did watch the highlights video on YT. What did I miss?
No and I never said that. Modern F1 is boring because the cars can't pass by themselves and they need DRS which just overdoses it and gives free boring passes on the straights with no effort. Why bother overtaking in a corner it's strategically better to just wait for the DRS zone
LEC VER BOT in Miami HAM P11 +1 lap, despite 7 cars retiring Cheggem
Chase Russell
>almost 50% of the coverage was Hamilton shitting his pants behind Gasly """fighting""" for P13 >almost no overtakes after DRS was enabled >that final cut to hear Wolff apologize to Shamilton despite the fact that George finished P4 Jesus Christ, what a shitshow.
How come the boomers are humilliating the zoomers? >Bottas is humilliating Zhou >Alonso is humilliating Ocon >Magnussen is humilliating Schumacher
Xavier Bell
Honestly must feel so fucking good. Made up for him. He'll be on good money too.
Luke Robinson
Less copium-laced hopium from the commentators, journalists are going easier on him and generally the air has been cleaned of the great Satan shenanigans. And to be fair, he's performing a lot better than he did at Mercedes.
Tbf, while I am full amx support, these last couple of years they've added many more races to the calender. And Amx happened to get a good car when they started adding
Daniel Perry
>Lewis is _____ Russell
Bentley Martin
What do you think? Also it's Weird how well Bottas thrives in the midfield despite how shit he was at climbing up in a dominant Merc.
