OFFICIAL LIVERPOOL v EVERTON MATCH THREAD 3

>flash gordon

Refs are making sure of it

First

10th for atrocious bong refs

gordon is based lads

bit aggressive that m8

0-0 would be so Kino. Please let it happen

blessed

>flash
>gordon
heh

Only people who fake their wealth feel the need to spend needlessly to show they aren’t poor

>gordon diving again

All of Everton should unironically kill themselves. Coming from a true Liverpool fan.

TAA can't defend

This ref is a joke

Everton win this 1-0. Can see it a mile off.

Gordon flopped once but legit got fouled about 5x

>de gay

eating poo x

Gordon making the bindippers SEETHE

Fuck me, how fast is this Gordon lad?

Trent is nothing close to a defender. Even Messi is better.

GIVE IT TO BLOODY GORDON

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>dives
>dives
>dives
>ref thinks it's a dive when he doesn't dive for once

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what's with Liverpool today

TAA is slower than most centrebacks

Fuckin hell Gordon can you stay on your feet for more than 5 seconds

Big fan of black slags

Anthony Gordon has been the best fullback on the field in this match lol

hello sexy x

boy who cried pen init

>Liverpool already starting out like much more energetic in the 2nd half
I always knew they had gears. Great to see

>Naby blooter try
He just needs to score a few every once in a while and it can win trophies and lots of them!

>Everton counter easily defended by Liverpool
It's good to know and really know how to play the ball

Ref is unironically having a blinder(in a good way!) this game
Both in terms of like individual decisions and like flow of the game
I should do a ref story each game too(I wish I didn't have to but it's a >LiVARpool thing ;)

>Fab attempt
Bobby this game(hopefully in the next 5-10 minutes)

>Gordon attempt
Ali had the angles covered (it was going wide)

I figured too which is why 1-0 will do

With what formula? Was the formula for it different in the 90s

>Early 20s is not an adult
Underrated. It depends on the individual

Wut? Kek he's the exact kind of player Liverpool need to win games like these though

He's still here(wouldn't mind him making an appearance here)
>mfw he's making an appearance
Hi Divock!

For me it's the 90s disclaimer "this show only displays fictional events" or something similar I'm too sleepy to remember the (exact) fine print

Based

Why?

xD

It's what he does

Will you lead by example?

He plays a different but effective style of defense

Who would be relegated? Burnley or Everton? For me it's Everton for starting the season with B*nitez

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SEETHING

malaka

This goofy looking scouse looking like a threat and actually defends.

>Lewis Days

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>bringing on Origi literally for meme magic

Origi must have the chillest life in the world
Gets paid millions to just occasionally come on and score against shitters

hello malaka wanna go out for some raki

i know ay pretty suprising but i suppose even premier league shitters have to be athletically superior than 99.999% of people

Liverpool are losing any hope of getting a title here today and there's nothing they can do about it.

I will pay all your debts

let's sex

what's with you today? haha x

>h-hello
>*farts audibly*

>not taking off Salah

not this autist again

>origi
kek

It wasn't a dive; he just lost a shoulder to shoulder battle fair and square. Don't listen to the penalty spastics here.

arrow posters go straight to hell where they have to rim mass reply yank for eternity

The girl of my dreams is white.

my favourite player is alex iwobi. he is very inspiring. if he can become a pro footballer and be paid thousands a week in the premier league, then i can be anything as well and steal a living. thanks to motivation from watching iwobi "play" football, i acquired a comfy wfh job for a company based in london. i get paid a fuck load to do nothing all day. if anyone asks, i can just say i was doing admin.
god bless you mr iwobi

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> can watch it for free if I want or pay for it
> I watch it for free
This is somehow bad?

hello greek goddess mind if i piss on your face

AAAAAAAAH SAVE ME DIVOCK

I can’t believe how many people are solely blaming Everton for the fact we’ve lacked intensity, quality, speed.

This was always going to happen, they always play like cunts against us, Sam Allardyce and Pulis teams used to give us issues, sitting back and cheating. Atletico have done this countless times, if we think this is bad Villarreal can do this and more, Unai will be delighted watching the first half and how such antics can just shut us down.

Whether they’re being nobheads or not, it’s up to us to sort it out, when your one of the best teams in the world people will do anything to win against you. You’ve got to learn to deal with it and find a way around it. Don’t blame the opposition. As they’re trying to avoid relegation. Of course they’re going to fucking cheat.

I’m gonna rap e you harder than PASOK raped the economy

>

Robertson's fucking shit get him off the pitch

gordo was channeling bayol on that last run

is that a kebab in your knickers or are you just happy to see me

origi in kek remember the last time how pickford assisted him for the winner

>Diaz and Origi on
Kino

>Neverton

goal, its o ver

>t. Yea Forums moderator

DAT LIVERPOOL FEEL

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Are you lads ready for 90'+2 Salah (P)?

>we’ve

mass reply yank is based and should do the live reporting on bbc news

>Neverton

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Origi last minute Kino incoming

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HE'S DONE IT

>15 second delay because you're a cheap fuck
lmao

(You)

makes you think, doesn't it?

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WELL WELL WELL

Dark Ronaldo will win >us the wc

how do you feel about 30 year old NEETs who still live with their parents? haha xx

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BYE BYE EVERTON

Everton are gunna shit it now, cant bus park anymore

>oh NO NO NO

is your stream behind

GET FUCKED BLUESHITE

lad

based

cheerio everton

no gf for you

>NEVERTON

Klopp magic

lol

are you fucked at night? ;)

ROBBOOOOOOOO

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NEVERTON

GOIINGGGGGG DOWN

APOLOGIZE

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Top jaj

>celebrating this hard against relegation fodder
uber cringe

LiVARpool were always going to take this

lmao britbong

Cute girl.

GET FUCKED DIVING CHEATING TIMEWASTING CUNTS

Its over

my stream is still 0-0 so no spoilers please

Kino

I don’t understand your point, is your money worth those 15 seconds?

told you origi was clutch

4th dimension!

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>eBerton

ohh nononono

I told you they'd still lose.

you were saying?

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>Origi comes on
>Immediately with an important touch

based

SAY MY NAME

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QUINTS MAGIC

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its over

Mines still on the burnley game, pls be quiet guys

carragher needs shooting

ORIGI WITH THE GOD-TIER PRE-ASSIST

aye

check'em

Only as a sub, when he starts he's Rondon tier

>pickford still smiling
Confirmed autist

We get it mate you’re South American

Everton could realistically win the EFL Championship next season

evertonbros...

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Luis dias mimicking the MASTER Michael. Based

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yup the prem cant let their best customers lose hope yet. pep is gonna win anyways

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Fucking scum... cmon Everton for fucks sake

Alright lads, who's Everton gonna hire to replace Lampard?

>Is a trivial amount a year worth not having to keep flipping between streams as they lag/get shut down during matches
Yes

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>that diaz touch

USA commentator having an orgasm on air with that goal. Fucking insufferable. Did Tyler and Drury cum to Liverpoo too?

Why are Liverpool fans so left wing?

>89% possession
holy kek

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Disgusting touch hy dias, lad is unreal

KINO DIAZ

Ole

DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ

>anime
kys srsly

Kind of based

oooh

ROBBO
>KINO
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>KINO
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>KINO
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>KINO
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>KINO
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>KINO

Hitlerbros...

Diaz taking the pichael

it's hard not to get excited when the good guys score

>Pickford

fucking lmao

Gut, gut mein Fuhrer.

who cares

clutch players are always subs

Neymar also like to do this

YESSSS ROBERTSON GET INNNNNN

Look at this show off.

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WHO HAD WEBM OF THAT TOUCH

Low IQ

Football needs to follow Ice Hockey's lead and have up to 2 assists per goal.

Rafa

quad incoming

He's still alive

easiest (you)s in the world

More like Jordan prickford lol

Mourinho

Quints of sex

Bobby pls Jurgen (30 minutes is ideal even 15-20

>Luis and Divock sighting
I like this sub though(have we seen them play together yet?)

>Robbo
Get the fook in! It was a contested diving header too that not every FB could have even gotten to the ball to but it scored!
*VERY* underrated assist by Mo too wreaking havoc in the box as usual

>Pickford
I want to see him try and waste time now like he did in the 1st half xD

Why not?

Based archetype

Meme magic is (always) real

It's a good living

>rim mass reply yank
Won't be necessary(what's that even mean)

>laaaaaaaa

Wouldn't mind for icing on the cake

Based(implying I'm not highly involved already) hehe

>mfw it happens *every* game
Based

>in spite of LiVARpool

He has an optimal style of play

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HAPPENING. THE RELEGATION OF OUR TIMES

why does moe o'salah suck balls dick and ass now? did that afcon bullying break him?

DIGITSSSS

t-rex arms at it again

S

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How does Pickford get smaller the higher he jumps

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newfag

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>1st half
>stewards are laying in the grass

>2nd half
>stewards are sitting in the crowd

lol why

Off cycle

shitford is a fucking lunatic

Would love to see Pickford catch something for once in his miserable life

GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET

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Pickford all over the place kek

impressive. very nice.

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i swear as soon as he sees a second defender he just shits himself and gives up. He used to do this shit for fun, something happened. webm related is the real salah.

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abl seething Lmaooooo

Right Lancashire have finally won the Cricket, what did I miss?

mamma mia he snap the spaghet

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Please stop

Some very interesting ref choices
How coincidental it is that Liverpool always benefit from them

>neverton

Pickford always loses his head against Liverpool and Newcastle.

The games get to him

Old man Salah looks finished

evertons plan really was
>give it to gordon
>dive in the box
>cross all fingers and toes that the ref gives a benulty

Go away

genuinely leave. This shit is unfunny and original

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Probably would be 2-0 at least if salah wasn't shitting the bed

Cope more

is it true that anfield and goodison park are a block away?

salah is so shit now

cute gote you have there bro

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this is only happening because they are trying to destroy their sovl stadium for new shit

salah went from looking like our best player to a replacable position in the space of a season, weird old sport innit

>everton can realistically win the league
>in the championship

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bro by the time you post these massive blogs the thread has moved on so far from everything you're responding to that nobody cares anymore. can't you cut down the autismo a bit?

anyone have a webm of that diaz touch

>american autism

>haha guys look, I posted another funny arrow picture!

Well not every team has gorrillions to spend on forwards like Liverpool. Gotta get creative

anthony gordon is a waste of a fucking spot in the everton team
TAKE HIM OFF THE PITCH RIGHT NOW ROTUND FRANK

>now

>a block
we don't have blocks here

Streams in 2022 pretty much never lag or go down unless you're some kind of moron who can't find the good ones

Is Diaz the ugliest epl player?

why are murrilards like that?

I was hoping neverton would do shit but now I've defaulted back to my hate for scousers. Fuck em both

Everton massively outspent Liverpool the past 5 years lmao dumb customer

the poster above me smells of poo, and the poster below me waggles his willy to anime
I wouldn't want to be either of those guys, haha

> Geographically
Yes
> Physiologically
A million miles apart

When did Lampard turn into a bloated sack of shit?

He doesn't want to play for Liverpool anynore. He'll fuck off to Madrid or PSG or whatever next season. He's playing like shit to get his transfer sum down. Also Mané destroyed him.

Go get hung off an overpass, Juan

Disclose.tv JUST IN - During break, Liverpool's manager negociated with Everton's manager a deal in which they let Liverpool win. Manchester City's manager gave a threatening call to Everton's manager claiming that 'their deal' came before and this is breach of 'contract'.

What's there to cope about?
City have only got shit teams left. Even refs can't influence those kind of games.

>Everton relegated
>Cancel new stadium
>Take the Championship in glorious Goodison
Legendary comeback incoming

...

Penandes is uglier in my opinion

>"Dive"
You mean get mauled by Liverpoop and hope the ref can't ignore it?

As soon as he did this week in week out people just start to use 3 players to man mark him.

seems legit

They are about a mile away

ederson

i fucking hate americans so much its unreal

We are getting relegated aren't we?

about 1996

Poster above: 7
Poster below: dubs

after puberty

LA CRETURA ANGLAIS

we do this every liverpool game with the mass reply autist. STOP REPLYING TO HIM. STOP GIVING HIM (YOU)'S. JUST IGNORE

woah m8

> Dele Ali will save us

apparently the stadium build is going ahead as planned. Their final season at Goodison is going to be in the Championship. Fantastic

Dele Alli will save them

nah I think Liverpool are safe

>sat: watford vs burnley
>sun: everton vs chelsea

Everton could be 5 points behind before they face Chelsea next weekend lmao

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mane, trent, fabinho all are up there mate

Burnley are unironically doing less "kick the ball into the stands" routine than these useless smurf cunts.

instead they spend gorrillions to hire and sack a wank stain called of a coach named Benitez

...

HSV are safeuuu

He won't score a goal ever again.

listen bitch you better be wet by the time i drop trou cos this throbbing veiny footlong is going in you with FORCE

that would have been sick

nooooooo muh footballerino playerinos must be all blue eyed qt zoomer twinkz

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liverslip fans are redditors
, they love this gimmick

>Smelly Alli

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>frank, they scored, what do we do now?

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see what i mean?

>Dele

Where's van de Beek lads? Don't tell me he doesn't even get to play for Shitterton.

keeek

>Need an impact sub
>Dele Alli
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>deli alley

Competition got tough ever since Lescott retired

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B O S S

Want Liverpool to win to potentially see the quad
Also want Liverpool to slip for the memes
Not sure which is better

Injured

Nothing makes me happier than that smugface twat becoming obsolete.

how many wives does salah have

*collects appearance fee*
based

Smelly alley

I remember Pineapplebrat
Is she still with that ripped manlet?

>neverton
Imagine rooting for this shit ass team

>calls him 'Dele'

he will keep doing it regardless, happens quite often with liverpudians.

still remember lescott's horrible header to let QPR back in on that final day.

Good use of the Simpsons quote there, I appreciated it.

kek

just waiting to see who gets the red for everton in the last 10 mins now

most of them would be unable to just pick their team like you can

Bout tree fiddy
Checked btw

>klop seething
hahaahah nice

he is harmless, just scroll past him like everyone else does

kek

This liverpool kit is really horrible

What would you do if Everton won a Champions League?

Not my fault lad, I inherited this shitshow from my grandparents
Still better than being a red shite.

??????????????

How many car stereos has Gordon stolen in his day?

>simping for Diaz

You sure told him, Pablo

>le so rondon xD

his autism is at least endearing in these threads, in the nba threads he's just insufferable

Agreed, it's too red. Very offensive to gingers in the summer

don't think Comic Book Guy was a NEET mate...

camera cameo

>implying you can choose a team

do you think a.becker has a.pecker

All of them. He was too fast to be caught.

>rondon
absolute state of everton

Its grown on me throughout the season but its by no means a good kit

hahahaha we weren't at our best today! No but seriously we're fucked.

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a penis? yeah why wouldn't he

If everton score the limbs will be insane and i kind of want to see it

Yes. She mogs him in every picture but he seems a nice guy

Allison falling for the punch meme

nooo pecker means small willy hehe

imagine if they put that amount of effort into making a decent squad lmao