Top shithouse football from The Ev in the first half. They'll still lose.
Top shithouse football from The Ev in the first half. They'll still lose.
For the love of fucking god just watch this match legally, you cannot be this much of poorfags if you say you're white
hoy no puedo, juega el colo
fuck the whole of merseyside and anime
It’s should’ve been more than 97
Gordon is alive
Refs are making sure of it
10th for atrocious bong refs
gordon is based lads
bit aggressive that m8
0-0 would be so Kino. Please let it happen
Only people who fake their wealth feel the need to spend needlessly to show they aren’t poor
>gordon diving again
All of Everton should unironically kill themselves. Coming from a true Liverpool fan.
TAA can't defend
This ref is a joke
Everton win this 1-0. Can see it a mile off.
Gordon flopped once but legit got fouled about 5x
eating poo x
Gordon making the bindippers SEETHE
Fuck me, how fast is this Gordon lad?
Trent is nothing close to a defender. Even Messi is better.
GIVE IT TO BLOODY GORDON
>ref thinks it's a dive when he doesn't dive for once
what's with Liverpool today
TAA is slower than most centrebacks
Fuckin hell Gordon can you stay on your feet for more than 5 seconds
Big fan of black slags
Anthony Gordon has been the best fullback on the field in this match lol
hello sexy x
boy who cried pen init
>Liverpool already starting out like much more energetic in the 2nd half
I always knew they had gears. Great to see
>Naby blooter try
He just needs to score a few every once in a while and it can win trophies and lots of them!
>Everton counter easily defended by Liverpool
It's good to know and really know how to play the ball
Ref is unironically having a blinder(in a good way!) this game
Both in terms of like individual decisions and like flow of the game
I should do a ref story each game too(I wish I didn't have to but it's a >LiVARpool thing ;)
Bobby this game(hopefully in the next 5-10 minutes)
Ali had the angles covered (it was going wide)
I figured too which is why 1-0 will do
With what formula? Was the formula for it different in the 90s
>Early 20s is not an adult
Underrated. It depends on the individual
Wut? Kek he's the exact kind of player Liverpool need to win games like these though
He's still here(wouldn't mind him making an appearance here)
>mfw he's making an appearance
For me it's the 90s disclaimer "this show only displays fictional events" or something similar I'm too sleepy to remember the (exact) fine print
It's what he does
Will you lead by example?
He plays a different but effective style of defense
Who would be relegated? Burnley or Everton? For me it's Everton for starting the season with B*nitez
This goofy looking scouse looking like a threat and actually defends.
>bringing on Origi literally for meme magic
Origi must have the chillest life in the world
Gets paid millions to just occasionally come on and score against shitters
hello malaka wanna go out for some raki
i know ay pretty suprising but i suppose even premier league shitters have to be athletically superior than 99.999% of people
Liverpool are losing any hope of getting a title here today and there's nothing they can do about it.
I will pay all your debts
what's with you today? haha x
>not taking off Salah
not this autist again
It wasn't a dive; he just lost a shoulder to shoulder battle fair and square. Don't listen to the penalty spastics here.
arrow posters go straight to hell where they have to rim mass reply yank for eternity
The girl of my dreams is white.
my favourite player is alex iwobi. he is very inspiring. if he can become a pro footballer and be paid thousands a week in the premier league, then i can be anything as well and steal a living. thanks to motivation from watching iwobi "play" football, i acquired a comfy wfh job for a company based in london. i get paid a fuck load to do nothing all day. if anyone asks, i can just say i was doing admin.
god bless you mr iwobi
> can watch it for free if I want or pay for it
> I watch it for free
This is somehow bad?
hello greek goddess mind if i piss on your face
AAAAAAAAH SAVE ME DIVOCK
I can’t believe how many people are solely blaming Everton for the fact we’ve lacked intensity, quality, speed.
This was always going to happen, they always play like cunts against us, Sam Allardyce and Pulis teams used to give us issues, sitting back and cheating. Atletico have done this countless times, if we think this is bad Villarreal can do this and more, Unai will be delighted watching the first half and how such antics can just shut us down.
Whether they’re being nobheads or not, it’s up to us to sort it out, when your one of the best teams in the world people will do anything to win against you. You’ve got to learn to deal with it and find a way around it. Don’t blame the opposition. As they’re trying to avoid relegation. Of course they’re going to fucking cheat.
I’m gonna rap e you harder than PASOK raped the economy
Robertson's fucking shit get him off the pitch
gordo was channeling bayol on that last run
is that a kebab in your knickers or are you just happy to see me
origi in kek remember the last time how pickford assisted him for the winner
>Diaz and Origi on
goal, its o ver
>t. Yea Forums moderator
DAT LIVERPOOL FEEL
Are you lads ready for 90'+2 Salah (P)?
mass reply yank is based and should do the live reporting on bbc news
Origi last minute Kino incoming
HE'S DONE IT
>15 second delay because you're a cheap fuck
makes you think, doesn't it?
WELL WELL WELL
Dark Ronaldo will win >us the wc
how do you feel about 30 year old NEETs who still live with their parents? haha xx
BYE BYE EVERTON
Everton are gunna shit it now, cant bus park anymore
>oh NO NO NO
is your stream behind
GET FUCKED BLUESHITE
no gf for you
are you fucked at night? ;)
>celebrating this hard against relegation fodder
LiVARpool were always going to take this
GET FUCKED DIVING CHEATING TIMEWASTING CUNTS
my stream is still 0-0 so no spoilers please
I don’t understand your point, is your money worth those 15 seconds?
told you origi was clutch
I told you they'd still lose.
you were saying?
>Origi comes on
>Immediately with an important touch
SAY MY NAME
Mines still on the burnley game, pls be quiet guys
carragher needs shooting
ORIGI WITH THE GOD-TIER PRE-ASSIST
Only as a sub, when he starts he's Rondon tier
>pickford still smiling
We get it mate you’re South American
Everton could realistically win the EFL Championship next season
Luis dias mimicking the MASTER Michael. Based
yup the prem cant let their best customers lose hope yet. pep is gonna win anyways
Fucking scum... cmon Everton for fucks sake
Alright lads, who's Everton gonna hire to replace Lampard?
>Is a trivial amount a year worth not having to keep flipping between streams as they lag/get shut down during matches
>that diaz touch
USA commentator having an orgasm on air with that goal. Fucking insufferable. Did Tyler and Drury cum to Liverpoo too?
Why are Liverpool fans so left wing?
Disgusting touch hy dias, lad is unreal
DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ DIAZ
Kind of based
Diaz taking the pichael
it's hard not to get excited when the good guys score
Gut, gut mein Fuhrer.
clutch players are always subs
Neymar also like to do this
YESSSS ROBERTSON GET INNNNNN
Look at this show off.
WHO HAD WEBM OF THAT TOUCH
Football needs to follow Ice Hockey's lead and have up to 2 assists per goal.
He's still alive
easiest (you)s in the world
More like Jordan prickford lol
Quints of sex
Bobby pls Jurgen (30 minutes is ideal even 15-20
>Luis and Divock sighting
I like this sub though(have we seen them play together yet?)
Get the fook in! It was a contested diving header too that not every FB could have even gotten to the ball to but it scored!
*VERY* underrated assist by Mo too wreaking havoc in the box as usual
I want to see him try and waste time now like he did in the 1st half xD
Meme magic is (always) real
It's a good living
>rim mass reply yank
Won't be necessary(what's that even mean)
Wouldn't mind for icing on the cake
Based(implying I'm not highly involved already) hehe
>mfw it happens *every* game
>in spite of LiVARpool
He has an optimal style of play
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S HAPPENING. THE RELEGATION OF OUR TIMES
why does moe o'salah suck balls dick and ass now? did that afcon bullying break him?
t-rex arms at it again
How does Pickford get smaller the higher he jumps
>stewards are laying in the grass
>stewards are sitting in the crowd
shitford is a fucking lunatic
Would love to see Pickford catch something for once in his miserable life
GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET GUARDIOLA YEET
Pickford all over the place kek
impressive. very nice.
i swear as soon as he sees a second defender he just shits himself and gives up. He used to do this shit for fun, something happened. webm related is the real salah.
abl seething Lmaooooo
Right Lancashire have finally won the Cricket, what did I miss?
mamma mia he snap the spaghet
Some very interesting ref choices
How coincidental it is that Liverpool always benefit from them
Pickford always loses his head against Liverpool and Newcastle.
The games get to him
Old man Salah looks finished
evertons plan really was
>give it to gordon
>dive in the box
>cross all fingers and toes that the ref gives a benulty
genuinely leave. This shit is unfunny and original
Probably would be 2-0 at least if salah wasn't shitting the bed
is it true that anfield and goodison park are a block away?
salah is so shit now
cute gote you have there bro
this is only happening because they are trying to destroy their sovl stadium for new shit
salah went from looking like our best player to a replacable position in the space of a season, weird old sport innit
>everton can realistically win the league
>in the championship
bro by the time you post these massive blogs the thread has moved on so far from everything you're responding to that nobody cares anymore. can't you cut down the autismo a bit?
anyone have a webm of that diaz touch
>haha guys look, I posted another funny arrow picture!
Well not every team has gorrillions to spend on forwards like Liverpool. Gotta get creative
anthony gordon is a waste of a fucking spot in the everton team
TAKE HIM OFF THE PITCH RIGHT NOW ROTUND FRANK
we don't have blocks here
Streams in 2022 pretty much never lag or go down unless you're some kind of moron who can't find the good ones
Is Diaz the ugliest epl player?
why are murrilards like that?
I was hoping neverton would do shit but now I've defaulted back to my hate for scousers. Fuck em both
Everton massively outspent Liverpool the past 5 years lmao dumb customer
the poster above me smells of poo, and the poster below me waggles his willy to anime
I wouldn't want to be either of those guys, haha
A million miles apart
When did Lampard turn into a bloated sack of shit?
He doesn't want to play for Liverpool anynore. He'll fuck off to Madrid or PSG or whatever next season. He's playing like shit to get his transfer sum down. Also Mané destroyed him.
Go get hung off an overpass, Juan
Disclose.tv JUST IN - During break, Liverpool's manager negociated with Everton's manager a deal in which they let Liverpool win. Manchester City's manager gave a threatening call to Everton's manager claiming that 'their deal' came before and this is breach of 'contract'.
What's there to cope about?
City have only got shit teams left. Even refs can't influence those kind of games.
>Cancel new stadium
>Take the Championship in glorious Goodison
Legendary comeback incoming
Penandes is uglier in my opinion
You mean get mauled by Liverpoop and hope the ref can't ignore it?
As soon as he did this week in week out people just start to use 3 players to man mark him.
They are about a mile away
i fucking hate americans so much its unreal
We are getting relegated aren't we?
Poster above: 7
Poster below: dubs
LA CRETURA ANGLAIS
we do this every liverpool game with the mass reply autist. STOP REPLYING TO HIM. STOP GIVING HIM (YOU)'S. JUST IGNORE
> Dele Ali will save us
apparently the stadium build is going ahead as planned. Their final season at Goodison is going to be in the Championship. Fantastic
Dele Alli will save them
nah I think Liverpool are safe
>sat: watford vs burnley
>sun: everton vs chelsea
Everton could be 5 points behind before they face Chelsea next weekend lmao
mane, trent, fabinho all are up there mate
Burnley are unironically doing less "kick the ball into the stands" routine than these useless smurf cunts.
instead they spend gorrillions to hire and sack a wank stain called of a coach named Benitez
HSV are safeuuu
He won't score a goal ever again.
listen bitch you better be wet by the time i drop trou cos this throbbing veiny footlong is going in you with FORCE
that would have been sick
nooooooo muh footballerino playerinos must be all blue eyed qt zoomer twinkz
liverslip fans are redditors
, they love this gimmick
>frank, they scored, what do we do now?
see what i mean?
Where's van de Beek lads? Don't tell me he doesn't even get to play for Shitterton.
>Need an impact sub
Competition got tough ever since Lescott retired
B O S S
Want Liverpool to win to potentially see the quad
Also want Liverpool to slip for the memes
Not sure which is better
Nothing makes me happier than that smugface twat becoming obsolete.
how many wives does salah have
*collects appearance fee*
I remember Pineapplebrat
Is she still with that ripped manlet?
Imagine rooting for this shit ass team
>calls him 'Dele'
he will keep doing it regardless, happens quite often with liverpudians.
still remember lescott's horrible header to let QPR back in on that final day.
Good use of the Simpsons quote there, I appreciated it.
just waiting to see who gets the red for everton in the last 10 mins now
most of them would be unable to just pick their team like you can
Bout tree fiddy
he is harmless, just scroll past him like everyone else does
This liverpool kit is really horrible
What would you do if Everton won a Champions League?
Not my fault lad, I inherited this shitshow from my grandparents
Still better than being a red shite.
How many car stereos has Gordon stolen in his day?
>simping for Diaz
You sure told him, Pablo
>le so rondon xD
his autism is at least endearing in these threads, in the nba threads he's just insufferable
Agreed, it's too red. Very offensive to gingers in the summer
don't think Comic Book Guy was a NEET mate...
>implying you can choose a team
do you think a.becker has a.pecker
All of them. He was too fast to be caught.
absolute state of everton
Its grown on me throughout the season but its by no means a good kit
hahahaha we weren't at our best today! No but seriously we're fucked.
a penis? yeah why wouldn't he
If everton score the limbs will be insane and i kind of want to see it
Yes. She mogs him in every picture but he seems a nice guy
Allison falling for the punch meme
nooo pecker means small willy hehe
imagine if they put that amount of effort into making a decent squad lmao