Movie has wagecuck scene

me on the right

Hey fuck you small-store retail is comfy as fuck
.
>Only you and the other guy for 8 hours, manager barely ever on site and doesn't give a shit so long as nothing is on fire and the bread isn't too moldy
>Only responsibilities are to fill shelf gaps, serve customers (average 1 per 15 minutes), pretend to sweep/mop and "count" cash at end of 8 hours
>Mad cardio gains chasing shoplifters, massive respect from random street people for retrieving stolen property, get to flex on drugaddicts/foolish children
>Sole concern is the bi-monthly visit from head office where all you need to do is look really really busy whilst empty the bins

Minimum wage and pretty shit overall but still comfy

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actual cope

>tfw got a job at the zoo
super comfy

Some kike woman gave me shit yesterday because I didn't say hello when she repeatedly yelled EXCUSE ME to get my attention despite the fact I was 2 feet away from her and immediately turned around, looked her in the eye, smiled, and nodded indicating "yes, what is your question?" Apparently not verbally acknowledging her caused her to have a shit fit.

Why are customers so terrible. Yes there are shitty retail employees of course, but the number of shitbag cunt hole customers dwarfs that. Is it only like this in America?

Some people are just cunts. You can honestly judge a person based on how they treat retail employees.

Retire he says! HAHAHAHAH

Did this concept really get thrown around at Amazon? How did the people behind this idea not see what was wrong with literally putting their workers in cages lol?

>Is it only like this in America?
It's because of the "customer is always right" attitude

Who was in the wrong here

Enjoy getting mauled by tigers

>tfw officecuck spreadsheetjockey masterrace

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>having fun

Imagine being this indoctrinated in wagecuckery

>chasing shoplifters
larp or you must live in a country where that's allowed. everywhere I've worked you get fired if you try to physically confront a shoplifter

It's not my fault dumb bitch can't read body language.

They patented it mate
seattletimes.com/business/amazon/amazon-has-patented-a-system-that-would-put-workers-in-a-cage-on-top-of-a-robot/

That would be a pretty metal way to go out
but i never actually go inside the enclosures

Americans have this attitude of customer is alwats right and by having the loudest voice you'll get your way. Seriously, american are cunts, i didn't get this much treatment from Yuros and never from Aussies

The boomers, in their last final and very based act, will deprive you of every luxury they have glutted themselves on. Yet you stupid fucking retards born of incest will continue to vote for the very policies that will damn you. Enjoy this hell of your own creation, lamb. You deserve it.

Looks comfy desu

kill yourself zoomer scum

That's usually in corporate chain stores. I work at an independent store and they don't give a fuck. The loss prevention guy has a private detective license and is allowed to cuff people and shit. People always help him chase people down if it comes to that and he keeps them from getting in trouble.

Same here. It was my first job but it lasted through one month and break and I dipped and found another job. I'm telling you that shit is HORRIBLE.

Automation fucking when?
No one should have to work these jobs

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Because it works. They bitch and if they bitch enough then they get free shit.

>How did the people behind this idea not see what was wrong with literally putting their workers in cages lol?
What's the issue? I worked minimum wage in high school in a booth that wasn't much bigger than that. It was really nice. I also barely ever had to deal with customers because 90% of the job was automated. And hell, if I were dealing with huge crates that could fall on me and crush me and kill me, I'd want to be in a cage that could save my fucking life.

No it's not. I worked at a gas station chain and they told me to just report it, then plastered their pics.

>volunteered

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>I worked at a gas station chain
>gas station chain
>chain

what the fuck did i just say?

>reddit

The corporate shill is in

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>taking minimum wage jobs seriously
>not just telling the manager to shove it

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who's better at wagie songs, murricans or yurofats?

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What exactly is wage slaving? Like working shitty walmart type jobs or just any job?

NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RIDE YOUR HORSE THROUGH THE STORE MY BOSS IS GONNA MAKE ME LEAD THE CHEER TOMORROW

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Yep. You just don't go to the "cheer" if you don't want to do it. The worst they can do is fire you and then you either get another shitty minimum or something better. But more than likely, absolutely nothing will happen to you. Maybe you'll get "talked to" but that's it.

Yeah, shitty jobs you hate.

If you like your job then it isn't slavery

if you work for someone else and you need the money to live then you're a wage slave

if you work for yourself or are a NEET living off your parents/welfare then you're not

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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It means absolutely any job.

Any job that you're not happy with and just slaving away for money. Seriously that shit is torture since you spend more time at work than at home

>tfw left the wagecuck force
>been going to school and painting

My parents always bring up how i don't have a job when they get mad at me, it gets me so anxious.

oh no

I thought this ridiculousness was limited to americans

What if you hate your job but its generally a respectable job and pays good wages?

Horses shit as they walk around, and horses shit a fucking lot. Some poor worker is going to have to clean that horse shit up. Of course those some poor workers are going to be telling those assholes to leave. Don't be a retard.

SEETHING wagie

>nog rides horse through waw maht
america as fuck

As long as you're going to school I wouldn't worry. At least you're being productive

Yes, I feel unhappy that you're so stupid that you couldn't grasp these simple concepts and needed me to explain them to you. It's upsetting that low IQ retards occupy the same planet as me.

twitter.com/_Ohbekah/status/1161381255533006856

Is he /ourguy/?

>2019
>still having a sense of self-identity with your memories
Do you even drink, OP?

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>tfw salary bull

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holy fuck this is inhumane

Jesus , you can see the pain in their eyes.

He's going to school for something absolutely worthless, though, and it costs money. So no, he's not being productive.

>Yes, I feel unhappy that you're so stupid that you couldn't grasp these simple concepts and needed me to explain them to you. It's upsetting that low IQ retards occupy the same planet as me.

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just become a NEET holy fuck. Glad the UK dishes out bennies like cake.

so these people do exist...

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Being paid hourly vs being paid a yearly salary.

No larp senpai I got punched just the other day by some midget crackhead over some coffee beans (always coffee, cheese, raw meat, and deodorant with those people).
Official policy is not to pursue, but fuck letting crackheads get a free high.
I've never gotten into trouble because "reasonable escalation" means I can alwyas be "concerned for my welfare and that of others" and also management prefer it when you actually get the shit back so long as nobody gets stabbed.
I hate my job and the company I work for, doesn't mean it doesn't have occasional not-so-shitty bits.

>graduated in december
>couldnt find fuck all for decent work
>same company brought me in for two in person interviews and to show me their facility
What are my chances? Granted they said there was one other person but still

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dear sergey
you still aint tweeted or posted
i aint mad, i just think its fucked up you let your shills get roasted
if you didnt want to talk to me at SIBOS you didn't have to
but you coulda signed my link pepe i made it just for you!
remember when we met outside the swift HQ?
you said you'd take us to the moon
see im like you in a way, i pumped and dumped elixr, it was all a ruse
my parents are jealous i talk about link 24/7
but they dont know what its like to be in crypto, no one does
they dont know what it was like for guys like us to blow coins up
cmon man you gotta tweet me back
im the biggest bags you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, pink wojak

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what's some asian wagie kino?

>What exactly is wage slaving?
The absolute state of this fucking board

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I saw Sergey in an upscale steakhouse the other day. At first I couldn’t recognize him because of all the weight he’s put on recently even though I was sitting at the next table over. But I knew it was him after I overheard someone asking the waiter if they served Big Macs, which of course they didn’t, and as I turned around he began to throw a tantrum, tossing his menu onto the floor and pounding his fists on the table.

“Don’t you fucking know what my PSD2 compliant decentralized oracles are going to do for the smart contract economy you stupid wage slave!?” He shrieked, to the shock of the other restaurant patrons. It looked like him and Rory were having an important meeting with financial types before his hangry attitude kicked in, so Rory hastily dug into his leather man purse and pulled out a crumpled, grease-dotted McDonalds bag, gingerly handing it to Sergey under the table.

“Sergey sweetie, you promised you wouldn’t act this way, we’re going to have to go home after this with no second Big Mac if you don’t behave,” stammered Rory, attempting to calm the angry giant. Sergey snatched the bag and retaliated with an extremely loud fart before greedily unwrapping and chowing down on the Big Mac inside. I decided to leave shortly thereafter since I didn’t feel safe around Sergey’s unpredictable behavior, and the fart wafted onto my food anyhow.

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flashbacks...right. Definitely not still doing it

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Wagecucking isn’t so bad if you’re young and get along with your coworkers. Especially if you have a drive thru and everyone gets to wear headsets

>spoonfeeding niggers

1000 suicides EOY

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I WANT A SAWNG WAGIE

>don't ever answer any questions!
Why?

what went wrong in your guys' lives that you worked a wagecuck job instead of going to a university for STEM and getting a well-paying job?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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All of those guys are only half right. It really is defined by being paid hourly vs a yearly salary. When you are a wage slave, you are literally reliant on the number of hours worked when getting paid, versus getting paid whether you show up to work or not.

A wage slave loses money when they call in sick. A salaried worker doesn't.

>Especially if you have a drive thru and everyone gets to wear headsets
reach for the stars junior

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No. Wage slave is anyone who works at all, you stupid wage slave.

It’s generally people who’ve never actually worked the service industry who a) forgot that you are an actual person and b) think that when you are obliged to smile and welcome them, it must mean you are truly happy to serve them, and thus any little chink in this facade whatsoever is in-fucking-tolerable.

Entitled boomers with a comically outdated perception of the service industry, basically

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The point of the cage is to protect you in case the machine tips over. They have similar cages for all sorts of equipment. It just looks bad in patent documents

>A wage slave loses money when they call in sick. A salaried worker doesn't
Im a wage slave who has a certain amount of sick days each years and builds leave depending on hours worked.

How tf can you work like this

I understand the appeal of the neet lifestyle, but i never really understood how to achieve its. Where I'm from you are not legitimately disabled you have to jump through hoops to get on government assistance. I don't understand how there are so many out of work people on Yea Forums living off the government. They must be legitimately sick. And considering how /pol/ the site is, i'm surprised so many people would be cool with socialist shit like neetbucks.

t. cs dropout neet

You don’t get paid for those days

It’s fun to talk shit about customers as they order at the drive thru

many of them are just children attempting to antagonize others.

>I thought this ridiculousness was limited to americans
Yeah, the trouble with that is you keep spreading your culture to everyone else. So some shithead European executive gets convinced by an American presentation that this will get great results and both staff morale and customer satisfaction and the next thing European supermarkets start getting fucking greeters.

I get paid hourly and have certain benefits like that (i.e. 2 paid emergency leave days per year).

Having a set amount of "sick days" per year is something I consider more associated with salaried workers. Like you get paid a salary, you have something like 14 paid sick days per year, anything beyond that, you get docked a certain % of salary.

But realistically how many of those 14 days are you going to legitimately use on top of vacation time, paid holidays, unpaid holidays.

If i call up and say im sick i still get paid, 8 or 10 days per year, something like that.

Most of them live primarily off their parents.

>tfw still get horrific flashbacks whenever I spot this haircut out in public

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If you’re salaried, sure. Otherwise, I don’t believe you

Just try to placate them and if they get pissy send them to a manager in a different department

You do know STEM isnt the easy path to a good well paying job like it used to be right?

If you guys think wageslaving is bad, let me tell you about billables-slaving

who cares what you think faggot child? this is my situation.

Had one of these post-menopause bitches send a formal written complaint to my manager, saying how I was extremely rude and shit. All I did was not smile.

>currently climbing my way into the comfy ivory tower of academia
>mfw these threads give me flashbacks to traumatic retail experience in high school and undergrad
Never again.

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Be not ugly. When i worked retail and one of these uppity bitches came in to complain they would get placated the second they saw me. Half the time I could smell their wet pusy while just standing there listening to whatever their problem was while they begged me to fix it.

>going to college is going to save me from a shitty retail job
No one tell him

A situation in which you are lying

kek

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I loved those types when I worked retail because it was a shitty part-time job that I gave zero fucks about. It amused me to no end watching them get upset and yell and scream because their coupon was expired and they didn't get ten cents off, like real life trolling except you actually get to see how mad they really are. Frankly, I kind of miss it (but not really).

>comfy ivory tower of academia
Christ you’re in for an awakening. t14 or no academia is absolutely anything but comfy

i fell for the stem phd meme, first job after school was a postdoc that paid 40k canadian

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i literally fucked a big butt chick last night

Has any movie ever depicted the horrible wagecuck life? Would big corporations sue them for defamation?

You work jobs like that in high school and university (when you don't have a STEM degree).

I recently re watched Clerks 2 for the first time in years and it legit resonated.

>comfy ivory tower of academia
Lmfao wait till you get a budget $5 more than someone else

And after university (even with a STEM degree)

why do retarded fuck zoomers ask questions like this? are you actually this stupid or are you trying to stimulate conversation?

That might be the case now, I dunno, I graduated over a decade ago now.

Funny thing, we get called mutts, however:

What are these called? Looks pretty blended, to me.

Who hurt you?

He's a wagie. The answer is everyone. Everyone hurt him.

>they actually paid Dreamworks to animate and voice act the Walmart cheer
i really shouldn't be surprised but i am

You get caught up in it. You get a university degree and you take a retail job and only plan to stay until you find something related to your degree. But all of a sudden you find yourself too tired to look for a real job and then eventually you realize your only real job experience is in retail and you think maybe your degree will help you get to management so you put in 3 or 4 years and then realize there are people with only high school degrees that have put in 20 years and will get promoted over you.

What are some jobs that pay enough to live off and don't have any interaction with other people?

I worked at amazon for a year; you would definitely want all the employees in cages if I was still there

Answer the question you underage reddit nigger

>those teeth
How the fuck does he eat ice cream or just really drink anything cold or eat anything harder than mush?

I asked the question. Are you not feeling okay? You should get some sleep

If you just give up that easily, you deserve to work a shit job for the rest of your life.

I want to fuck my gfs aunt. Sorry I had to get it off my chest

>who hurt you
literal reddit response

Absolutely.

It's a reddit giveaway along with the phrase ">muh secret club"

It's just a protective cage. Imagine having to pay for some dolt the rest of his life because a vacuum cleaning fell off the top shelf and paralyzed him.

Nothing wrong with reddit

why do retarded fuck zoomers ask questions like this? are you actually this stupid or are you trying to stimulate conversation?

>And considering how /pol/ the site is, i'm surprised so many people would be cool with socialist shit like neetbucks.
that's called voting against your interest and hating minorities more than you value your own quality of life.

yeah it's definitely in my best interest to vote for decriminalizing all illegal border crossing and free healthcare for everyone simultaneously

TIL

wtf I hate america now

There's something wrong with the people who post there.

>tfw you been working in customer service field for 5 years
>finally got out 3 weeks ago
>currently have a logistic position in the bank industry
>completely zero customer interaction

I feel so free, bros.

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you know you were one vote away from trump taking away your medicaid?

Yes, there is. Their upvote/downvote system encourages hivemind by pushing popular opinions up while hiding unpopular opinions. Worse, because you're not anonymous, if you post a really unpopular opinion somewhere, people can follow you around and downvote your other posts, hiding them as well. This is excluding things like bans (and because of power mods, you can be banned from subs you never even posted in just because you posted an opinion they didn't like elsewhere). Even just posting on unpopular opinion subs (like r/the_donald) is enough to get downvoted and banned elsewhere. Then there's the whole quarantine system, and shadowbanning, and brigading, and all the pitchforking.
Contrast that with Yea Forums: if you post an unpopular opinion, you won't get banned, your post won't get hidden. In fact, it'll become more visible, because you'll get a lot of replies (with people disagreeing with you or calling you a bad name, but if you can't handle disagreement or bad names, then go off to reddit where neither of those are allowed).

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>Get forced to go to shitty company event
>in the heat
>water is NOT handed out
>have to watch jackass middle/upper management dance around on stage for four minutes

Well done. I'm jealous.

Based eurozombies unable to pave their own way in life

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>muh secret club
It's okay, honey. Let it out

Thanks, user. If I can do it so can you.

What the fuck is it with management and the We Will Rock You song?

Wage slavery isn't so bad if you aren't in a job that requires human interaction. Obvious plus if you can put headphones in but even if you can't if you can just zone out the workday is so much easier.

Explain?

It's a song literally designed to get you pumped up.

The song allows everyone to participate

I dropped out of college 3 years ago but I still get dreams of having essays due or exams the next day that I am sleeping through. Fuck school.

the go to boomer pump up song

>work in store room
>no longer allowed coffee in store room
>no longer allowed to have break in store room
>can't take proper breaks because constantly under staffed
>told off for talking
>told off if i touch my phone.
>go to front counter, girls eating lollies/chatting/ colouring in.

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I was wage slaving in kitchens for 2 years after college. I couldn't fuck take it any more, so I bought some mushrooms from my coworker who I hated and had a terrible trip in the woods. Basically were just decaying organic matter and it's either get moving and consume or be consumed. So the very next day I started applying for grad school, which was my dream but I was too anxious and ashamed before to realize it. On Monday I have my first seminar for my new program. I'm either gonna be a math professor or leave to do Data science and make bank. Gonna pay the down payment on my mom's house

If you're doing data science, make sure to get good at Python and R language

Unironically they just want to be heard and have a strong, handsome man pay attention to them or put them in their place. If you’re ugly or beta they’ll eat you alive.

this is so depressing

Id use it

>21 never had a proper job
>Tried giving an electrical apprenticeship a try, lasted 3 months before I said fuck that
>back to living on the family farm
I haven't had a friend in a very long time. I'd like to move to a city or a town just because i want to have friends and maybe one day a family, but I don't know how to start.

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Just bee yourself

I do not fear the cunt like you do.

Inherit the family farm and grow poppies, harvest the opium and overdose in a warm fever dream

If you let go of the mouse or keyboard its all going to fall straight on the floor. Not comfy.

>Wah mah
>Wah mah
>he scare
>fay boo
>fay boo
>fay boo
>low priseh
>fay boo

>21
>I haven't had a friend in a very long time
zoomer amateur hour

Work, any work, is slavery. This is why communism is the only logical system.

where you work for no pay

At least half of the people in this thread are manchildren who have never worked a day in their lives and depend entirely on one or more of their parents to survive, yet they still think they are qualified to weigh in.

I make more hourly than you do salaried. I guarantee it.

You are being handed silver-plated opportunities that most people would kill for. Do some self-evaluation/reflection before you resign yourself to being a side character in your own life.

I will be your friend if you promise to try harder to control your own life.

anons like this always turn out to be faggots looking for cock

U want sum fukk?

Yeah yeah yeah gimme that.

Working deli was shit but I got free food. Fuck retail jobs senpai

It's noticeably harder to get a wagecuck job now than it was around 5 to 6 years ago. The focus on extroversion and social skills is more intense.

I will be working in an office job soon and it will be mostly women, which is excruciating.

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>binging Invader Zim series to prepare to watch the Netflix movie
>that episode where Zim is almost forced to work nonstop on Foodcortia for a 20-year lunch rush
Haha, I sure do love watching cartoons to escape!

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Yep. Have to go through numerous interview stages (group, manager, panel) just for a shitty retail job.

You
The world.

the beauty of having an education is that you can do a shitty job and nobody knows

>40k
Ok, not bad
>Canadian
Yikes, nevermind

i wish an american would ask somebody here to sing in this thirdworld shithole,all they will receive is the wrath and beating of a thirdworld ragie wagie

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jesus christ. my wife and i both work full time and just barely crack 80k together. we live extremely comfortably. rich people have absolutely no concept of reality anymore

What did he mean by this?

>it will be mostly women
Used to have a job where i worked with old women, constantly bitching about each other, creating unnecessary drama, crying over nothing.
Now work a job with young women, constantly bitching about each other, creating unnecessary drama, crying over nothing, at least most of them have a nice ass.

Mainstream Media is designed to demoralize the poor so they don't question their oppressors.

This isn't even a communism/capitalist thing, it's what happens when a few very rich people own all the media.

Begging for handouts on the street would be less debasing, jesus christ

>we live extremely comfortably.
How? I make more than that and don't feel that comfertable.

>excellent with money
>Donates 50% more money than they spend on groceries
>Pays someone to clean their house
>Spends more on dining out than utilities

>job is pulling security at a motel from 2200-0600 on the weekends
I only make $255 every week but it's pretty comfy

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im sure they did you daydreaming moron

we live in south carolina. 3 bedroom house on a 3/4 acre lot and our mortgage is ~750/month

>$255 every week
>pretty comfy

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40/ cell phone
20/ internet

they're just making this shit up

>working for the owners son who has no other job experience and no clue what your job actually entails so thinks you do nothing
>find out the guy folding boxes all day gets paid more than you because he's family
>realize your degree and skills are worthless and want to die

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you're still in high school

North Charleston?

Nothing will ever show the true pain of being a wage slave

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Nepotismpill is the biggest pilll you can take. 70% of people get their jobs through family/friends.

no

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>Self employed
>Make own hours
>Make roughly $10k a month, sometimes more

Why haven't you been scamming little kids with internet content, Yea Forums?

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just outside columbia

>tfw edits the netflix you watch

stop watching subbing to this thing and spend money on better movies.

no wonder americans are so fucked in the head

I don't care what you faggot neets say, driving a forklift around is fun as fuck and pays good. Plus I have earbuds

They are all chinks yo fucking retard

what percentage of america is white again?

that's just cruel

what do you do?

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he probably lives in Commiefornia

you can have the same type of wagecuck job but if you have a valuable degree you can make good money doing it

"Parody" videos on Youtube.

Just catch a trend, throw in some memes, vulgar humor and popular video game references, and the views fly in.

Easy money.

My fetish

>tfw have unironcally thinking about doing this and seeing if i can read zoomer trends
what do you use to edit your vids?

It is though.

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>tfw worked for fast food for a week
> couldn't tolerate cashier position any longer
> asked assistant manager if i could go home early because something urgent has come up
> go home with wagie tears running down my face
I told the main manager the next day that i wouldn't be coming in any longer, how does one cope in these jobs?

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If you still live at home

Adobe Premiere. Used to use Vegas Pro, both work about the same. Pirate either one. If you're on Mac, use iMovie or whatever the fuck.

youtu.be/0i7beE6Q9oM

Please have a heart and donate to me to and from work.

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Any job that isn't your own business
Basically neets have been perpetuating this meme in order to make their leeching off of their parents/the government not seem pathetic and in fact superior to all of the normal people who earn their own money and have girlfriends and houses

I'd rather NEET than work the hell of a front-line job.

Show proof of this income fucko

cope harder poorfaggot

I recognize that flannel shirt.

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It's awesome that you have a good job.
I hope that still value your own character enough to not piss your life away.

I hope you realize that Clinton and Trump both rode the Lolita Express.

>tfw i'm a 35yo NEET living with my parents and haven't had a real job in a decade.

I just got hired last week for some warehouse job and parents are too old to support me anymore so I have to actually make a normal living. I don't know if I can do it.

please post a pic of yourself

Mine (NEETbux).

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I’m in college and I’ve had so many dreams were someone realized that I didn’t finish high school or something and I had to go back to complete the year, and then I’m back in my high school, being late to class and skipping and my anxiety goes up. Even in the dreams I acknowledge that I’ve had dreams like that before but I still somehow believe it’s real. Can’t wait for those high school nightmares to turn into college nightmares when I’m out of here.

Nice. You can do it. Congratulatons.

What is C. Tax?

>When wagies go mad:

youtube.com/watch?v=2lfZGF00eUM

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This. As long as the boomer can keep you morons pissed off at the discord tranny liberal feminist boogeyman you will have no unions or socialized health care or affordable housing.

wtfff?

I've been having those dreams for 15 years.

i have the same dreams but they began only after i failed college

ughhh

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Fuck man, I’ve been thinking of doing this since high school. Do you act in your videos or edit other people’s content or what? Do you get most of your money from Jewtube ads or do you have like a Patreon?

Enjoy working 60+ hours a week for 25k a year when you finally get a job you had to crawl over hundreds of other applicants for. Maybe you'll get tenure a year or two as you die

It’s weird how common these dreams seem to be when you ask people. What the hell, right?

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BOOM BOOM CLAP

similar people post on this website

IF IT AIN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE
I'D BE MARRIED LONG TIME AGO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE?

Why are millennials so lazy?

What field? Biology? You did this to yourself

death

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shut up lil white boy

Because with wage stagnation they're expected to work harder and longer for less financial restitution. It's such a raw deal many want no part of it.

>no debt
>make 65k/yr

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How do you guys track money and invest and stuff?

T-the boomers did this!

This image makes my Chuck the Sneed.

My NEET days are over, starting a it support job next week

I mean in general.

>tfw comfy above min wage graveshift security at a closed condo unit for old people
I’m payed to smile at old residents once a week, watch YouTube, and shitpost.

Don't forget about us, undesirables, once you become a successful normalfag, user

oh fuck I didn't realize this was actually a real thing

Why the fuck aren't weekends three days? Two days off just isn't enough. I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.

There is more non-whites here in the US than Europe, but our whites are more normal looking as an average.

amazon is hell and jeff bezos needs to die. Having said that, working on a mecha-box seems fun lol

Who the fuck spends $400 monthly on groceries? Is America that expensive?

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Asians are more hardcore.
youtube.com/watch?v=ykq2y4iP2Yw

>I wan' a song

I keep applying for jobs but I'm not getting any calls back.

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>lol

Council Tax. Pretty much a rent sub-charge.

t. doesn't know shit about communism

>fell for the college meme
>into my 4th year now
>not expecting to graduate for at least another 2 years after this one
>cant change majors because of """"""""job security"""""""" and having went around telling everyone what my big impressive major is
Im too far in to jump ship now
God if my mom weren't still around I'd have killed myself long ago

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Amen. Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of 'plan' that people would work less when technology improves? Instead, we're forced to work more to afford even the most basic things.

They fucked our purchasing power in the 70s with inflation, and wages never kept track with it. It's all a fucking scam now, man. Bring on UBI, so there's less/no need to do this retail/corporate slave shit anymore.

If I have to work again, I couldn't stomach more than three days a week, plus it has to be local and no phones/customers. Yeah, I don't think it'll happen either.

Cope

I have gone 16 months without a single interview. Admittedly less than 5% of basic jobs out there seem to be tolerable for an aspie introvert.

>Thinks he'll be able to retire in 50 years.
Lmao, in 20 years there won't be a retirement, let alone 50.

>mfw I make €8.72 a month

>Donates over a fifth of their money in a month.
>Is good with money.
Have the people who make these even payed a single bill in their entire life.

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>A wage slave loses money when they call in sick.
what the hell kind of third world shithole do you live in?

>tfw retailcuck
I've been here for 2 years. I suddenly realised this recently, and now the existential dread is motivating me to find a new job. Why the fuck am I still here?

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>What's the fun in doing what you are told
Oh the irony

Unless I get fired for being a sperg. I'll be to scared to use this website on the lunch break

>tfw can only afford 6 limes

lol retard

Council tax paid to the local council to keep the managers in Sky Sports subscriptions.

Start hunting and fishing. You will find some friends that way

Because you actually have to pay for school?
Only certain types of people can afford to go to college.

At a certain level of income, you or your parents make too much money for financial aid, but too poor to afford school itself, but you also need to a job so you won't be homeless.

This is why free college only benefits middle class, poor people still need to work so they have a home

>payed
have you read a single book in your life

>2
try fucking 12.

Not that guy, but I tried hunting to meet friends. Turns out the hunters were all assholes who "hunted" bear by paying to sit in a shed and booze it up until the bear showed up to eat meat out of a barrel, and stupid shit like that. Like 90% of them did it as a weak excuse to get away from their wives and be allowed to drink.

If you don't mind it that's fine, but there's people at my store who have been there 20+ years and still complain about everything, they don't even make an attempt to do something else.

>youtube.com/watch?v=fvFlrnymW_o
Why are wagies allowed to have a political opinion?

fucking americans

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youll get there kiddo

Kek

Retirement as in stop working and be homeless

imagine taking this puppy to the skatepark and pulling some sick grinds

pulling out your wiener and pantomiming a helicopter rotor probably didn't help either

do tell

are you 14?

This. I work on Sundays, and all I do is flirt with exchange students, chat with nice old ladies that buy their paper, and read a book.

velcro, brah

read that sentence back to yourself, jesus christ how fucking dumb can someone be

why go on...

youtube.com/watch?v=DMonlRsJ5hY

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