How does he do it?

The bitch with the pizza buffet?

Even he has tfw no gf moments.

>ywn just be yourself but be being yourself as Leo

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*freya allen. Her character is a cici

Women dig dark triad traits. Get circumcized, then molested, then super successful, then ignore them and trade them in. They love it.

Sorry, man

He's been nofap/noporn for about 7 years, 100% fact btw.

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>no girl will ever look at you like that

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Maybe they have and you just haven't noticed yet

>1998
Hhhhnnngggg

Chad notices.

Hey maybe Chad's looking at you like that and you're not noticing

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fuck i'm jealous
the cruel thing is i get told i look like goose with regularity

No they dont :(

Winslet was primo slag material

what an overrated twink he is

she caught herself mirin hard, bet she was all juiced up

absolutely SEETHING chinkcel

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Pitt and Cruise were always MUCH better actors and Chads. Depp too. Leo would be nothing without Titanic

Not all men are meant to breed. More men are meant to be reproductive failures. Less men are meant to breed wit h multiple women.

Forcing women to accept inferior men has led to the spread of horrific genetic diseases and increased the rates of autism nearly exponentially.

slate.com/human-interest/2015/03/the-brutality-of-the-stone-age-only-one-man-had-children-for-every-17-women-8000-years-ago.html

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lol wtf is this. i'm not a seething virgin or something m8

Fake jewish story published by a kike shill organization to further the agenda of destroying the monogamous family unit, aka the cornerstone of civilization.

Your mind has been jewed.

Not with that attitude, user.

stop

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You just need to be more confident bro.

holy shit I want to kill myself

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You cannot compete and are unable to cope. It doesn't matter, the laws of nature override your feefees.

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this and based

You're wojakposting in an incel bait thread so that's a given

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there is no hope for any of you

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Based
Not based

insurance fraud

>ywn cum inside stoya
it hurts

you do realize these people are actors and every public appearance they make is completely scripted by their agents so they get more attention by the media, right?

Classic

pure cringe.
you are all constantly saying "gal gadot can't act" and now suddenly when it comes to this she is DDL tier?
Kill you are self paranoid faggot

Best one.

I don't think I'm as big as the Chad or as small as the Elliot, but i think i'd have to fight this dude because I'm an impulsive, egotistical retard. I think that i'd win though because i would fight dirty.

hollywood is also degenerate ville where everyone sleeps together, ryan is married and gal gadot is also married, freya is underaged (at least in the view of puritan americans) so all of it is kind of forbidden lust in plain sight

Damn. I'm not gay or nothin', but classic man is looking pretty sexually enticing right here. Good for him.

she's not even looking at goose, she's listening and reacting to the guy behind her speaking. you people are autistic.

cope

Step 1: be very physically attractive

Classic

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What haircut is that called or how do I tell a stylist to do an approximation of that?

No I'm not an autist who wants to look like le blade runner man I just want a nice short non dorky haircut like that. I'm growing it out from a short crew cut at the moment.

I wish more than anything that I could be friends with these two and Ryan Gosling. I've never had sex and that would still be my first wish if I found a genie's lamp.

Just show the hair dresser this picture and say you want that.

>her breathing
no girl is going to do that at me.

That's far too embarrassing and yes I've thought of that before. But I feel like they'd think that I think I'm attractive and that I think I will look like Ryan Gosling when they're done.

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You might need SSRIs or something along those lines if you can't handle that situation. Show the dumb bitch or faggot that picture, tell them you want that style, and who gives a fuck what they think. They cut hair. Stop being gay.

Do americans really do this?

>too embarrassing
Man the fuck up and stop caring what NPCs think you weak motherfucker

does stoya still perform?

>fight dirty
based

>Her face when user says "marry me"

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based goose

>That awkward look down when she remembers she's on camera
Adorable

who's the mime face mutt?

There was this extremely poor, fat, ugly, retarded girl who tried to pick me up in highschool. Her main strategy was to put on red lipstick and to give me a love letter. Either this situation put me off of red lipstick or red lipstick has always been shit. I think it's the latter. Red lipstick is grotesque and ugly.

bump

Leo is uncut tho

>not the Purpler

It depends on the girl's skin color, hair, and eyes imo

Barber's cut every other month.

>every one month
fixed

Meanwhile you're on Yea Forums and doing nothing with your life but criticizing a millionaire actor.