How do I be like Roger?

i had a gay sassy law professor that left his wife to be with a black man that sounded and acted like Roger

roger is not gay

It is unironically a good show and you should give it a shot. Skip the first season though.

Take antidepressants to make you feel nothing.
Then forget that you're doing this and start seeking out increasingly reckless activities to feel again.

Fuck Rodger, how do you be Principal Lewis

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I really like the American Dad Porno desu

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Neither is Andy Dick

hayley is pretty hot in it

Hayley's always hot, in that unserious way where you enter into a relationship with her knowing that it'll fall apart in six months and you'll be happy when it does, so you can just treat her like shit the whole way through.

You already are. You're his most boring persona ever conceived.
Join a cartel and eat BADONK'N DOUGHNUTS.

i know this feeling all to well

Be a witch hunter.

Oh man, those are the best.

Drink a lot / fuck a lot

Gay

Buy a shit ton of disguises, know how to act and hope for the best.

>correctly recognizing Frank Turnblue as the ultimate

Good. Good. They know.

The Glad Hands bit is funny though

What if we're all Roger persona's and Roger is secretly The Thing and he already succeed at world domination a long time ago. But that's just a theory.

Suck and fuck

American Dad is by far the best still airing adult animation. I have a physical copy of the first season and will be buying physical copies of the rest that are available. Fuck Amazon's printing, the later seasons are burned on DVD-Rs instead of being proper pressed discs.
Whats the song that plays in Big Stan on Campus when he is at the party? vid related
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Only part of the lyrics I think I can make out are "so afraid of daddy"

if i were roger i would disguise myself as stan and just bang frannie

I feel like I'm alone in thinking that the last couple seasons are the best. Old Ulysses is some of the funniest animation I've ever seen

I think he has had sex with all of the family

remember when Steve made out with Hayley

LETS GET READY READY

herschel herschbaum's speech about jews is perfect

based

be a millennial

Are you currently Andy Dick? If yes, do nothing. If no, then it's impossible.

andy dick is dead

Always bet on red.

youtu.be/beZuvVAre3U?t=55
Principal Lewis TCAP skit when?

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Dudley Dinglebery is god tier

Don't give a single fuck