This any good? I want some Greek kino
This any good? I want some Greek kino
Camden Bennett
Nathan Kelly
you gotta be a special kind of zoomer fagot to not love Troy, so yeah go ahead and watch it but take that as a fair warning
Anthony Rogers
>I want some Greek kino
BUT YOU DREAM, OP
Zachary Roberts
The acting and writing are bad, also it's even remotely true to the source material. The film looks good enough to get through though.
Christopher Wilson
if they filmed a closely adapted screenplay of the Iliad it would be abysmally terrible, 6 hours long, would end with boredom, and would begin with an hour of reading off names of ships. even in 2004 kids could barely get through 2 hour movies. cellphones were already making it big back then
Kayden Gomez
FUCK YOU PARIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jeremiah Rivera
Immortals (2011). Don't @ me.
Christian White
Clash of the Titans (1981).
Brody Wood
but that doesn't really explain why all of the horrible shit was rewritten to be more in line with hollywood shite
Dominic Torres
they should have said fuck the source material and had achilles block the arrow with his fist and fly up and punch Paris now that would be kino!
Jonathan Lee
IMMORTALITY
TAKE IT
IT'S YOURS
Luis Wood
ok thats based
Owen Brooks
Yes, I love it. The only people who hate that film are the ones who expected a direct adaptation of Homer’s Iliad with the gods and prophecies etc. included. Think of the movie as Ridley Scott’s Exodus: Gods and Kings. Bible book of Exodus humanized. Troy is the Iliad humanized.
Camden Harris
I liked it.
Charles Wilson
Orlando Bloom is a garbage actor who I'm certain made his career from sucking jewcock.
Jack Hill
HECTOR
Chase Hall
two people I know say that this is their favorite movie, so you might like. Me, personally, I think it tastes like water
Carson Ortiz
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Oliver Lewis
HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Luis Torres
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Chase Flores
Water is great.........when you're thirsty................
Dominic Mitchell
I need to see this, we should do it in cy tube
Jason Torres
>he doesn't love water
Charles Hernandez
>written by david benioff
>kino
oh hell no
Liam Cooper
THIS IS NOT HONORABLE
Camden Jackson
there's only two cool parts of the entire movie. when achilles throws the spear from the temple and when he fights paris. just watch that you youtube
Landon Gomez
*hector
paris was a pussy
Zachary Bell
I know, I was shocked when I saw him at the end
it's still worth a watch
Leo Foster
Yes it's good. It's one of those rare occasions where, despite ignoring parts of the source material, it's still good.
Am I irritated that Agamemnon is made into a full on villain, yet they remove the part from the epic cycle where he sacraficers his daughter before the armies sail (thus missing an opportunity to show how much he wants to sack troy)? Yes
Am I irritated that they screwed up Menelaus and removed Diomedes? Yeah
But, it's still kino AF. They are actually on a boat at sea at one point. Not a green screen, they're on the water.
Troy and 300 are both Greek kino