Scotty you seen War Machine?

You always know where they are, free evenings.

based.

Absolutely based and redpilled

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no

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The roids have worn off and the irony is that he probably wouldn't be spending life in prison if he had just gone off them in the first place

>be war machine
>commit felonies, not war crimes
fufcking retard

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nice milkers

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He's got to serve 36 years before the chance of parole, I hope the people he's in there with have the same trouble getting it up to rape someone he does

>thank you chad for giving me the website
Genuine lol

Is he rich ? I mean then it makes sense, he won't be out until after 36 years at the earliest, at which time he'll be about 70 years old...

Meh kinda gay. Do something like this to some Chosen person reporter for the New York times or some shit.

HAHAHAHave sex, incel.

Damn, how messed up you gotta be to marry a guy who is serving life in prison for raping and beating his ex-girlfriend to a bloody pulp?

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Dog posting was good fun

>gets mad that the known pornstar he married fucks other men
If she filmed it would he be cool with it ?

he ain't getting out bro

He was the reason she retired from porn and never had an IR scene

It's almost time boys. Put in your picks for the main card now

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>He's got to serve 36 years before the chance of parole
Didn't he just beat up his pornstar girlfriend and some guy she was with? Some people get less years than that for murder.

>never had an IR scene

She did have a blowjob scene with a black dude

He broke into their apartment, beat the dude up, beat up Christy Mack so bad she almost died, tried to rape her, cut off her hair, and was about to kill her before she ran out

I thought this too? Did we jump timelines together?

Yeah, that deserves a decent sentence but 36 years still seems long.

As messed up as the average western woman.

I predict /balk/ will be returning to suicide watch

>in no time
A minimum of 36 years is no time? He's gonna be an old man when he gets out.

Attempted murder carries a heavy sentence, on top of the other charges.

Wasn’t his first conviction for assault by a long shot.

That’s 36 years until chance of parole. He got a life sentence

He stormed someone's home, tortured them, threatened them, sexually assaulted them and surely would have finished them off if she hadn't escape. You think some leniency is in order? Would you be advocating leniency if some dude had broken into your house and done those things to you?

Guy was a dangerous animal and he deserves to rot. Let him devote the rest of his life to contemplation and asceticism if he's genuine about his conversion. It's better than he deserves.

>muh prison rape
It's a myth you stupid faggot. It's a great way getting your head split though, you I suggest you give it a try

Wow just read about this apparently she had no teeth afterwards? That’s hard to do

>War Machine was found unresponsive in his cell on October 14, 2014 at around 9:30 p.m.[49] by a corrections officer conducting routine checks in the cells. The cell officer found War Machine struggling to breathe, with a torn piece of linen around his neck that was tied to the leg of his bunk bed. After the officer cut the linen, War Machine's vitals stabilized within 15 minutes, and he was moved to a medical ward, where he was placed on suicide watch.
>they were able to find War Machine near dead after 15 minutes and save him but someone couldn’t save Epstein

>On his blog, War Machine claimed that "The oppression of MEN {sic} is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany{sic}, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America"
Yeah it might take a while for him to recant lol

youtube.com/watch?v=jr8EUABTpV4&t=20s

There's your 36 years.

Fucking chad man, ruining everything

Yeah. This guy ain't learned shit. Fuck him.

Pure coincidence

Fuck off to Yea Forums you fucking rejects

shut up, you fucking reject

bump

cry harder

Imagine actually writing this and thinking you're all funny and cool. Imagine what this person looks like.

>incel neets talk shit on a literal prisoner that gets to fuck a big tittied qt milf every conjugal visit and lives in free housing with free food and all sorts of fun programs

Don't forget he gets to claim all the social security benefits that he's entitled to that she ends up giving up.

You made me laugh. Have a (you)

As much as I hate America for many other things, they are fucking based when it comes to the prison system. Locking up a degenerate for 36 years when he didn't even kill someone is pretty based, other countries would give you barely ten years even just for a murder.

>marry a steroids-addled MMA fighter that actually changed his name legally to "War Machine"
>act surprised when he beats the shit out of you for cheating
Why?

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