DUDE THERE IS NO GOD LMAO

DUDE THERE IS NO GOD LMAO

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*touches a young boy*

>he believes in kike on stick
Ummmmmm dude....

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HITLER

well, yeah. you don’t actually think there’s some kind of mystical sky wizard, do you? yikes.

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He's not wrong desu.

is this from mike tyson mysteries??

>he unironically believes in a magic arab desert wizard thats obsessed with foreskins

Atheists are the worst people in all of existence

They combine the worst and most idiotic beliefs in to one ideology and realize deep down inside they're wrong, but don't want to admit it because they have to change, so instead continue down their degenerate ways


yikes

it's true

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Sneed

it's a good film.

What are you talking about

Literally everyone alive can trace back to the point where some king decided to convert his tribe or when their people were conquered, but they still defend a religion imposed on them.

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DUDE KARL IS STUPID LMAO

Yeah I much prefer listening to Karl than those other two cunts.

What did I care what this literal intellectual incel thinks?

Atheists are the kind of people who think pedophilia is perfectly natural.

No, that's Catholics.

Those are just atheists false flagging as Catholics.

>Literally everyone alive can trace back to the point where some king decided to convert his tribe or when their people were conquered, but they still defend a religion imposed on them.

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he hides behind stale memes

what are they saying
where can I listen to the clip?

He's a bit old. Atheism wasn't quite as obvious back in the day.

>it's only stale if I'm painted in a bad light

I mean
you could just pop in mao and various other gommies if you wanted to

Of course, the fat charmless incel intellectuals will be atheists.

>most idiotic beliefs
Name one.

what exactly did you paint?

Religions are retarded but the side effects are kinda neat. Thinking you're accountable for your actions at all times and accepting all the shit happening to you as divine destiny makes all the self-help books redundant

>of course there is no god
>bro, 'wax my balls' is not a human right

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>noooooooo i want to be a cuck to an imaginary sky daddy

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DUDE ABRAHAMIC SKY DADDIES EXIST LMAOOO!!111!

Based.

>DUDE SELECTIVE ATTENTION
Stalin had state enforced atheism
So did the Maoist state
Hundreds of millions died under state atheism
Fucking fedora tippers being intellectually dishonest in the service of smugness AGAIN, not to mention posting a washed up magician and a hack intellectual.

>thinks those people died because of atheism
no wonder religious cucks have a lower iq

>W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN ATHEISTIC MATERIALISM IS SELF-REFUTING ON A BASIC METAPHYSICAL LEVEL?!? I HAVE LITERALLY WATCHED HOURS OF SAM HARRIS DEBATES AND I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!

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it shows genocidal people still exist in societies that don't follow religious beliefs

ricky is a based traditional catholic who pulled a trick to make atheists look even worse

FACT

>stated very clearly that millions died 'under' state atheism
>not 'due to it'
Do try to keep up dear, it helps if you are insulting someones IQ to actually read what you are responding to

And legitimate Catholics

God made everything so of course he made pedophiles

>MATERIALISM IS SELF-REFUTING ON A BASIC METAPHYSICAL LEVEL?
I don't follow you. Care to elaborate?

calm down christcel

Cringey reddit atheists deserve to be called out, just doing my part and following the call of the lord

Right, so they sin to be punished by Satan big barbed cock.

>just doing my part and following the call of the lord
Are you for real? You really believe in that shit?

God exists. Prove he doesn’t.

Christians probably have the most sex out of any creed or non-believer on Earth.

>Cringey reddit atheists deserve to be called out, just doing my part and following the call of the lord

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Checkmate Atheists

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my shit came to life and fucked your mom in the ass, prove it didn't

God literally has to exist, please stop being a child
this new form of lazy shit posting makes me sad. back in my day we put some effort in
>here comes another quote with a picture of an edited wojack

>God exists. Prove he doesn’t.
There's no mathematical proof against deities.

There is my observation of humans making shit up and other dumb humans believing it. You need only look at flat earthers, people who believe in astrology, quackery, ghosts, bigfoot, and all kinds of other bullshit.

Atheists literally believe that science will cure them of their Low T levels.

>this new form of lazy shit posting makes me sad. back in my day we put some effort in
>here comes another quote with a picture of an edited wojack

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>God literally has to exist
O rly? Enlighten us.

literally N O B O D Y would believe in Christianity if it came out today, just a reminder that you believe something created by people who thought semen was produced be the brain and blood carried thoughts

I knew it was coming but still laughed

inject some steroids in your shaved ass if you have a problem with your low t faggot

>believe that science will cure them of their Low T levels.
But it literally can. Ever heard of steroids and TRT? TRT can make any basedboy in a high test machine, but praying to Jeebus won't do shit to increase test. Science > Jeebus.

Not an argument. Still doesn’t prove God doesn’t exist.

DNA is literally god's creation in of itself.

Almost like a certain group of people had spent centuries trying to undermine it

Religion is easily proven false. That does not disprove God, though.

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>god's failures needing science to lift them up
Atheists

you mean the group of people who literally created it? or are you talking about godless scientists who immeasurably improved the standard of living on earth?

>DNA is literally not god's creation in of itself
I too can make random claims with no real substance to them.

Premise 1: God intended for humans to "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28)
Premise 2: God is all powerful
Premise 3: in order to multiply you need to have sex
Premise 4: You never had sex
Conclusion: God doesn't exist, have sex.

No it isn't.

I'd have to ask first what kind of evidence could be presented to you that would lead to accepting the existence of god? It would be pointless to have the conversation if you refuse outright to ever accept it as possible. Keep in my mind by its very nature the arguments cannot rely on scientific evidence, so if we cant get past that then the conversation is pointless

Paul the Apostle was bald. Was he God's failure?

agnostic chads rise up

That God doesn't exist.

>and then God told me that I was in charge of everything
is Peter the most based man in history?

>what kind of evidence could be presented to you that would lead to accepting the existence of god
Hard to say. It's like a know-it-when-I-see-it sort of thing, desu.

>It would be pointless to have the conversation if you refuse outright to ever accept it as possible.
Not necessarily.

>Keep in my mind by its very nature the arguments cannot rely on scientific evidence, so if we cant get past that then the conversation is pointless
That's fine. What have you got?

>Was he God's failure?
He wasn't incel so no.

i am the only actual REAL atheist itt

all of you are religious in your own way. get dabbed on, brainlets. im a fucking genius and you aint shit

>That God doesn't exist.
What's idiotic about that notion?

>what have you got
wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existence_of_God

>agnostic chads rise up
I'll drink to you. At least you question the existence that cannot be solved.

hopefully you were put on a mass shooting watch list for this post

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>hopefully you were put on a mass shooting watch list for this post

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>atheism is self-refuting based on basic pseudo-science
cool. What are you going to say next? That lead is a precious metal on a basic alchemical level?

Atheists also believe in eugenics and hate themselves for not being the perfect being.

i am master of my own universe
imagine being a cuck for god lmao

It's incredibly well documented and well known that the entire protestant faith was founded by one guy wanting to divorce his wife, yet millions of people will defend it to the death and dozens of wars have been fought over it.

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They literally did though.

"I can kill as many people as I want because there's no such thing as Hell, and right and wrong is subjective" ~ Atheists

It will hurt my fee fees to admit he doesn't idiot.

Easy, they were non-practicing and thus did not believe in the word.

>They literally did though.
>"I can kill as many people as I want because there's no such thing as Hell, and right and wrong is subjective" ~ Atheists

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>bad people pretend to be good people in order to hide in society
no way

Charles Darwin's wife was a very devout Christian and found it hard to come to terms with his work.

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Atheism was a mistake

>I can be forgiven for bad things by my dad
why do christcucks project

God exists and it's me (I'm God)

t. seething atheists posting soimen

Incidentally, that's Jerry Messing. Who played Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Reunion.

>He's an unironic Christian posting on Yea Forums
Yikes

it's stale either way retard

I liked it.

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>yikes

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>Argument from beauty
That doesn't strike me as compelling at all.

>Argument from consciousness
I find consciousness as an emergent property of chemical reactions to be more compelling.

>Argument from design
Looks like an argument from ignorance to me.


Alright, look... I'm not saying there are no arguments. I just haven't heard anything compelling. On the other hand, there's lots of evidence to believe that people make shit up and people believe like to believe it. There's thousands of religions in evidence. And besides, I've met countless people who believe ridiculous things.

What's got you convinced? What am I missing?

>some guy once got to fuck jennifer connelly in her prime
now there's solid divine existence if I ever saw one

>t. seething atheists posting soimen

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Incidentally, that's Jerry Messing. Who played Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Reunion.

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proof

God really did bless those who believe.

Lmao some grade school tier thinking in that pic. Which isn't surprising from a christcuck.

It focuses more on his relationship with his daughter Anne and her death rather than The Origin of Species.

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>there is grandeur in this view of life

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I'm more jelous of the arthoe wife with a giant castle than a cute daughter.
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based mcnulty.

>Anglicanism
>the entire Protestant faith
You just going to ignore Luther's entire existence? Just like that? I'm shocked and appalled that someone like you is allowed to post on the internet.

Who made god?

Catholic priests are no more likely to molest a child than any other male in a position of power (around 4%) except for public school teachers (around 9%)

>9% of male teachers molest children
why do christians lie so often?

delet this.

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>Christianity creates warrior monk orders and African mercenary adventures
>Islam creates strong children and endless Jew financial loss
Based

lol at people thinking science disproves God.

Wouldnt harmony and knowing the building blocks of life then be proof of a master creator? if it truly is random, why arent people growing arms out of their foreheads?

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I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't believe that God exists and I don't believe that God doesn't exist. I've read the bible. I've read bits of the Talmud and the Koran, but not all of either. They all seem too fantastical and unbelievable to me because I'm 30 years old and they don't mesh with the reality that I've experienced for my entire life. I've never experienced anything supernatural as far as I can tell. But the universe is massive, we understand next to nothing about it, and I think it would be incredibly arrogant for me to flat-out claim that:
>lol yeah. God totally doesn't exist. it's a retarded idea bro

>if it truly is random, why arent people growing arms out of their foreheads?

Because it's not random? We do have things like biology and physics which follow certains laws and rules. Natural laws aren't proof of an all knowing creator.

who /stpauls/ here?

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Their worldview is based around lying to themself everyday. They literally don't know how to tell the truth.

Why yes, I’m a devout catholic and post on 4channel. How could you tell?

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>they don't mesh with the reality that I've experienced for my entire life
This.

I'm 42 and everything I've seen jives with people wanting to believe too much.

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who wrote the laws?

Who said anything about them being written? Maybe they came into play on their own. Maybe they've always just been there.

what made you rule God out?

Yeah but who always made them always be there?

What made you rule in this very specific god in? Dont answer.

What made you think god was responsible for them? Your conclusion is no more nonsical than mine.

If you believe in those Jewish fairy tales written by goat herders you may be actually retarded

It's all just 2,000 year old cope

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>mystical sky wizard
OMG Harry potter!

yeah, but that's not Paul Bettany

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This line of thinking eventually gets us to a rock so heavy.

I prefer a burrito so hot.

But, otherwise known as the Omnipotence Paradox.

Anyway, if god makes it so he eats the burrito, then he has a limit in not limiting himself. If he can't eat the burrito, then he has a limit.

For me, it's Ricky Gervais ripping off David Bowie.

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maybe the real god was the friend we made along the way

There is one and it's me.

>youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy1Z4wqQ4w

it's a good song.

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Started off sweet, but once the lyrics kicked in...

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The lyrics are the best part.

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someone who looks like a human man and speaks human languages and told us to chop off part of our cocks

what is that beautiful creature?

Some kind of chinchilla.

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Who should I go with - 200 IQ John von Neumann or 90 IQ fedora redditors?

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>they were atheists
>therefore the people they killed died because of atheism

That's kind of retarded. They died because of communism, they weren't killed for their belief in God.

There literally HAS to be some sort of higher power, some sort of truth to the origin of the Universe, whether a god or something similar to it. But if you genuinely believe Christianity is true you're an idiot

>dude u can still be moral without god lmao
Read Freddie N. incels

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Eh y'boring

>easy answers are easy
no shit?

Its literally impossible to disprove something whose parameters haven't been defined. Why don't you prove god first and then we can worry about ruling him out.

How about fuckin' NAH?

Trannyism. Yesterday was binge watching some jazz videos and the pro trannies were saying its ok because theres no God.
Veganism. All vegans are atheists. Which is weird since they use veganism as a moral highground. I thought there was no objective morality?
Of course i don't expect consistency from them

"a wizard did it" certainly answers a lot of questions, but I'm not sure it answers them correctly.
Reminder that "god did it" used to be the answer for why rainbows formed, but now, any 9th grader would call you a retard for saying that.

"God" is just an ever receding bubble of ignorance.

btfo

Very cool. Thank you.

>Atheism
>ideology

That's not how it works, retard. Atheism is literally just not answering "yes" when asked whether you believe in a god.

You're conflating atheism with your very niche albiet deranged countryfolk. Yes. Your country is full of shit. Both sides. Not suprising that athiests all over the world are regular people.