"""my bad"""

>surely the plastic surgery will work for me, where it has failed so many others

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He turned himself into the Me Gusta meme.

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BZZ BZZ

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Why does it look like someone asked if he was doing okay, but deep down inside he wants to kill himself?

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Go back to your lights

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is there a video of him with this new face? it's so fucking bizarre

What the fuck is with this new trand of jamming impossibly white fuckhuge hilariously fake teeth in your mouth? They look fucking retarded.

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Is that really boogie? If so, he actually resembles a real human being now.

looks like a corpse

>If only you knew how bad things really are

Cmon bruh those are cartoon-tier teeth

he looks fucking stoned or something

nigga got hisself a mouthful of tictacs

Capitalism

Well...

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Is anyone else like really scared when they look at him? He’s more scary than funny now

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Surely there's a fuckin middle ground...

youtube.com/watch?v=sfGsBDAAtDk

UK anons, is he still banging sinitta

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>As long as my teeth glow in the dark nothing else matters

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oh nononono

The teeth look wacky, but his fucking face is beyond fucked

jesus christ

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nope

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Those eyes make him look like he had a fucking stroke

Apparently he just lost weight

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Did someone lobotomize him? He looks dead inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQraG_TjZWs

>that fucking ear

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before and after watching son of the mask

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Isn’t she at least 50 now? Not bad

lmao

they look and sounds horrible, he sounds like he's constantly chewing on a bottle cap or something

He knew something about the Epstein case and had to be offed. This is a replacement they threw together with spare parts from the morgue

WHAT AM I THINKING?

>eat nothing but low calorie leafs and veggies
>lol guys im losing weight
>isn't that impressive???

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youtu.be/Po4adxJxqZk

did he had an frontal lobe implant or what?

>his smile and optimism: gone

Oh God, he can't even talk anymore

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KEK

DONCHA JUST LOOOVE HALLOWEEN

BOGGED

Tbh I would imagine someone with really fucked up teeth all his life would go for the most-expensuve option (perfectly aligned ivory-white) if they suddenly have money to burn. Kinda like a 2" dicklet would go for a 10-incher instead of a 6-7" if that was possible

FOR THE LAST TIME STOP CALLING ME, CITY SLICKER

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Its more like getting a ridiculously long 14 inch dick

kek

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Simon was destined to age gracefully. If he needed a touch up on any balding (if it became a case) fine, but he had the genetics to become Daddy in his 50s & 60s.

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meant for whoopsy daisy

Literally just needs to fix his canthal tilt.

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my nigga be lookin like an Oblivion npc

people who smile without their eyes look so fucking creepy

Good idea Dr Shekelstein, I'll call him and prepare another surgery to make it all better

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Still looks fucked up, like he's doping

I'd leap at that opportunity tbqh

His wax figure looks more human.

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ID NOT IV

He literally can't smile with his eyes

>just make a copy of the Charlie Sheen

>he answered the call

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It actually does work if you go to a good plastic surgeon and there are some excellent ones in America. Dr. Rey for example. Rumor has it he is so good most his patients keep it a lifelong secret they ever underwent plastic surgery.
The thing is Simon is British and British people are fucking retarded when it comes to healthcare because they've been brought up thinking all doctors are the same in their socialised model.
This moron probably went to the cheapest surgeon he could find and the result is there for everyone to see.

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Veganshits always get plastic surgery otherwise they end up like James Cameron's wife

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>if i don't tell anyone I did it, they cant tell!

lol

It only works when they get tiny things done to fix structure like nose shape. They can never reverse aging, it always looks weird and obvious

Hell yeah

Let's keep going down this rabbit hole

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what in the name of God

I can't stop laughing at his fucked up face and weird expression wtf bros

What in the fuck?

That's someone in rubber mask, right?

It's 2 people wearing masks, you absolute Mongoloids.

Guess that makes sense

That's right goyim, nothing to so here.

What the fuck happened here...

Mkultra

he looks even more disappoint, but with a tinge of Harold now due to the pained look in his eyes.

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Kek

why would a pastic surgeon need to carry around a stethoscope?

Kekd and sneeded

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this has got to be some deepfakery. I don't trust the secondary video aspect.

The neck should be normal skin color.

SOUL | SOULLESS

thanks doc

Boogie took Maskposting seriously

I LOVE YOU BEEYBYYY

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KEK

No ID, no party!

DUDE I'm eating wtf

i dont how looking like a abstract caricature is a trade off for some wrinkles

wtf are they plastic

JUST

Lmao

Flawless. Get him booked.

> "Mastah Wayne"

Yeah, it's fucking awful

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fpbp

Eh not really. Dude has no lips

they were head masks used as an advertisement for a wax museum. there's a reason the tv show purposely focused on them in the audience.

>they've been brought up thinking all doctors are the same in their socialised model.
t. ignorant tardmerican.

dont you just looove halooween?

what's with all these simon posts
something happen?

He's not particularly wrong for the UK at least. Plastics is a bit different but for general medicine people don't shop around nearly like in America

....

for general medicine most people either don't need to shop around or can't afford to. it's not because they think all doctors are the same "because muh socialism". if you don't like a particular doctor and you have the money to pay for a better one, you're perfectly free to do so (and it'll still be cheaper than what americans get exploited for in their for-profit health industry)

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he got a new face

Do we have a SOTM shoop?

dont you just love halloween?

THIS IS THE TIME WHEN YOU BOOGIEEEE
THIS IS THE TIME WHEN YOU DAAAANCE

Sssssmokin

"My bad"

Litterally this, he looks completely MUNTED

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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Bring around...the Surgeon

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HOLD ON SUGAR

halloween costume idea

I just felt genuine fucking terror for the first time since I can remember, literally the gut-wrenching sanity death that protagonists in Lovecraft stories go through.

doesn't botox fuck up your ability to do it naturally? like even if you are genuinely happy your eyes still can't show it?

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it says alot about our society, that we live in

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i fucking hate this place

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You can see the facelift by the way the skin is wrinkling under his jaw, it's clearly being pulled in the direction of behind his ear, which is how all facelifts are done, but his is super obvious and highlights what he's sensitive about, which is having a great big boiler of a neck.

Jesus, I hope the maskfags are right. I felt indescribably terrified for a moment there.

>new trand
veneers have been a thing for a long time retard

Bros...

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You can't get a face lift without leaving a scar in front of each ear.

Sometimes the transition from the smooth, light-colored skin of the ear to the weathered skin on the cheeks can be obvious. Occasionally these scars thicken.

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does he still judge on american idol/ x factor? imagine trying to make this fucking frankenstein face look good for TV

what the fuck is this thing? Is this what America is now? Gay, blind, retarded mexicans?

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looked perfectly fine
jfc imagine being so fucking rich and doing this to yourself
aging is the worst thing

What does that even mean

when you genuinely smile the muscles around your eyes/cheeks slightly contract too, fake smiles are just odd

at least his old teeth matched his red face despite how fucked up they were

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what the actual fuck

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the point is that when you let yourself become as fat and semi-dead as boogie, there is no real return. you will never live a normal life or have a normal body. even losing the weight, you'll need to get surgery to remove the skin, leaving scars, fake shit all over, it will never look natural which is desirable and most of all your face will look like shit bc of the saggy skin. You're just fucked. it's over.

Why the fuck do their fake teeth look worse than the ones my grandpa got twenty years ago?

Correct.

>He sold?

And that's just the outside. Who knows what being this fat has done to your body.Especially your hormones and hormonal balances. it's quite possible that his body simply stopped producing testosterone. I bet that guy hasnt had an erection in a decade.

>After going vegan

Yeah, that must be it. Reminder CNN is fake news.

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This thread made me realize how scary life is 2bh.

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sad thing is he looked fine before surgery, just old
now he's an abomination whose face is literally paralyzed from snake poison

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Name one actor who looked better after heavy cosmetic surgery. There's none.

goddammit i was just going to sleep

the face of hell

cause they were free. he literally found a dentist that would give him free fake teeth for exposure.
not even a meme.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wtq5iCxCIdU
>i see you

You know that Steve O has had fake teeth for a long time right? It Isn't new at all. Most celebs I've seen who get fake teeth are drug users(or in boogie's case just pure neglect all the way back from childhood and sugar overdose) and your rotted teeth are a detriment to your health.

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>veganism

literally a death certificate

They're implants you doofus.

There is definitely some divine force JUSTing celebrities for our involvement right? This can't be coincidence.

I AM GOD

You hope? How fucking stupid are you, exactly?

Anyone have the clip of Louis Theroux razzing him for being gay?

THIS IS LOW

youtube.com/watch?v=QJx8NrrRLko
15:55 and again at like 21:00

first to make this

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His teeth look like tictacs. He should have at least gotten then slightly stained so they look natural. He has a West Virginia meth adict countenance and a Beverly Hills grill.

that cunt is on America's got talent i think

Based

Same energy

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He got multiple things done here

>facial liposuction
>probably buccal fat pad removal
>facelift

Then he likely got various injections (botox, fillers) to fix it because the other stuff made him look like a skeleton. And probably botox in the forehead to smooth out lines, but if the surgeon injects too much it will press your brow, and even the muscles around your eyes, down so much that it looks like the top of your face is melting.

kek

Why the fuck do people get plastic surgery? They look subhuman

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

It's CROAGUNK!

"Croagunk!"

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lmao tried to explain to my ex gf that plastic surgery would just make her look like a demon. fucking idiots.

lmao what a fucking dumbass

Celebs see images of themselves in every medium possible, from just hours earlier and from a decade or more ago, constantly, so they're very sensitive to their appearance and to aging. And if their career or fame starts sliding, rather than accept that people just got tired of them, they assume they can have a comeback if all they do is suddenly look ten years younger.

He bought?
Golden Buzzer EET

dios mio

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Americans are obsessed with the holywood smile as if white teeth is any indicator of dental hygiene (it isn't, your teeth can be healthy and not fucking #ffffff white)

Olivia Munn looks great after she answered the call. She's fucking hot. I mean this unironically.

Holy shit

Is that from Jeffrey Epstein's house?

New Spitting Image pilot is looking good

>das it mane

>he fucked and sucked?

Nobody could because it puts all the emphasis on the surgery instead of anything else. Your brain and eyes are automatically going to be drawn to it because it's abnormal therefore you can never really pull off any roles because the focus has been shifted from your acting to your abnormal appearance.

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I hate all things British. Everything they do, even if it's supposed to be serious, is so fucking corny. If someone says they like Dr. Who I immediately think they're lame and have a shit personality. Why the fuck would they think, "hey we need to promote something, I know let's build creepy fucking helmets that people would think twice about putting in a fucking freakshow! Isn't that what people like, nightmare inducing, inhuman paper machet atrocities? Wait it's time for tea everybody stop hurrrrrr"

...................

>it's another "I only noticed people who get botched plastic surgery, therefore all plastic surgery is bad" episode
All of your favorite celebrities you think look just amazing have had work done.
ALL OF THEM.

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what the fuck is this outfit, how does a rich, famous person go to an event looking like this

Lmao holy fuck

Glad i wasnt the only one. He looks sick

kek

Take your meds
Have sex

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there's good plastic surgery too
take Kate Beckinsale or Elon Musk

underrated

test the titties for structural integrity pre and post surgery

All he did were hair transplants which doesn't count

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LMAO!

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>hair transplant doesn't count
t. hairlet cope
should've hopped on finasteride when you had the chance

bump

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It might work. Once.

Maybe for minor shit but if you go to a plastic surgeon and ask for the works you're already fucked

>for-profit
is why a health industry exists. The reason Americans have it so expensive is because a bunch of doctors got together in the early 1960s because medicine was "too cheap" so they lobbied to make becoming a doctor a process from hell, and with medicaid/medicare thrown in there, of course medicine is expensive as hell, because greedy assholes put in a bunch of red tape to make getting any kind of job in the medical industry sink you into debt in terms of time and money. And then you dont even get paid well until youre actually a practician

sneed it

>TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

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based and bogpilled

Left: soul
Right: soulless

>being surprised that someone who routinely wears lifts is mentally ill enough to get ridiculous plastic surgery

This straight up Botox from somone who sucks. Got it for years for migraines, sometimes the doc would fuck up and go a little heavy in certain areas and I'd get that droopy eyelid look Simon has here.

Give it 3 months and he should be back to his douche self.

shoop it up bros

man , I wish I knew who did Tom's face, but he'd never tell

I'm looking at the comments and Simon clearly paid a bunch of people to comment and detract away from his fucked up face

>if you don't like a particular doctor and you have the money to pay for a better one
bullshit, you are allocated a doctor by your postcode in Britain. Don't like your lottery result? Tough luck. Being able to afford something better is frowned upon in that shithole.

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to be fair, its supposed to look better after everything settles, swelling goes down and its also supposed to futureproof your face

are they friends or what?

Goddamn, she's my parents age and I wanna fuck her brains out.

Fuck I probably just woke up the baby

i just can't get enough of this scene. every line and shot is just perfect sensory/cognitive overload. just as the viewer is trying to decipher the previous nonsensical joke or visual gag, the scene moves onto the next. i don't even know what to say about the musical number

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kek I just imagined the Bog brothers trying to breach his AT field like Rei in EoE, but instead of bursting into fanta he comes out looking bogged.

his bottom lip sticks out 24/7 like he has a big ol dip of skoal in.

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>I can't take my eyes off of you

why do they make veneers so damn big, its always some uncanny valley shit

Jesus

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Look at this dude

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

Thisthisthisthis

It's the eyes that make him look silly

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Fucking Waluigi

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Somebody stop meee

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this

MY BAD

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neck should be his skin color

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it's not a new trend by any means, most people with veneers are just conscious enough to ask for a natural color
vapid whores and retards are the only ones that opt for the dwarf star white

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

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Is he a cyborg now?

Tell me, why does he wear the mask?

yeah but those implants are terrible for getting infected if the patient doesnt take extremely good care of their dental hygiene. that fat fucks jaw is going to fall off within 5 years

>He is still holding. Bury it.

Jesus fucking christ

they're not veneers retard, veneers cover up teeth, not replace them.

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He’s living in the uncanny valley these days.

What the absolute fuck. How do your teeth get that bad?

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and just a little touch up

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Smoking!

good lord maskposting is enternal

H E

A N S W E R E D

T H E

C A L L

you're onto something

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based and BOGpilled

JUST

left vanilla right mods

behold the end result of years of fame and fortune

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miss me yet?

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it's like a fucking sock puppet on the right

uncanny

"my bad"

SPUMEGGIANTE

This will be a case study on plastic surgery conventions

LOOOOL

How do you get good surgery and not bad surgery?

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Yeah, this is why Gordon Ramsay looks so weird in that burger video.

You don't know what you're talking about. You're perfectly free to choose your NHS doctor or hospital. You can also choose to go private instead. Retard.

You can't hide your ugliness from your kids!

Masked and Bad-pilled

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Can I get a quick rundown?

be young and never age

Why cant people just age with grace
The top gear guys are prime example of that

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underrated

>basically incel to a chad
just fucking kill me

That's "better"? Jesus Christ...

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What the fuck is wrong with his face? I can't put my finger on it. Is it the eyes?

looks pretty good but didn't he get some facial work done as well?

>risking your dick for hair

I thought he reminded me of something

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what was this show again? the gif you posted

BAHAHAHAHA

His teeth were so fucked they pulled them all and he got implants

scary cunt

Americans are soulless subhumans.

It was one of the shorts featured on Kablam!

This guy had a gastric band pot in, and several celebrity fitness gurus ready to help him, and he just got even fatter.

LMFAO

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kek

fucking skinwalkers

Tom looked much better younger without much work done on him

Sniz and Fondue, KaBlam!

The baggy pants are probably to cover up his elevator shoes. Shirt is fine, although the sleeves are rolled up too much.

Formerly lol

ahem.

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alpha as af 2bqh

>maybe this eyeliner will even it out

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