What the fuck was his problem?

Fuck off Mike

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You’re right though.

>dubs of truth

The sand people

Have to spend the rest of your life watching over your former best friend and worst enemy now faggot son instead of cruising the universe and banging alien pusy.

I'd be mad too

>in every conceivable way
Battles? Having a consistent villain with a plan that remains consistent the entire way through? Actual explanations behind enemy army numbers? Where they come from? What their motives are?
You'll never see years of slavery on a planet that was free a day earlier in the prequels, just saying.

How about creature and set design? The sequels look like ass. Also lore.

I'm surprised no one ever talks about this one. It's by far easily the worst one of them all. It makes it sound like Anakin and Lars grew up as brothers, Obi-Wan showed up one day and recruited Anakin against his brother's wishes and he wanted to prevent the same from happening to Luke. You'd never guess Anakin and Lars had ONE DAY together from this dialogue and spent the day ignoring each other while trying to fuck their respective gfs.
Instead Lars knows nothing about Anakin apart from hearsay and just got reall ye passionate about it. What was Lars even drawing his objections from? Whatever he saw in the news?

I'm no fan of the prequels but you must be fucking retarded to think they even approach the level of shit the sequels are at.

Palpatine>Snoke times 1000
Dooku is better than Snoke, at least Dooku has a fucking motive

I’m guessing conversations with Obi-Wan. I’m pretty sure Owen was filled in on the Anakin/Vader details and wasn’t too happy about it.

where does this "follow Obi-Wan on some damn fool crusade" riff even come from? Obi-Wan didn't even meet him until Qui-Gon dragged the little shit into their ship while running from Maul and Lars wasn't even alive yet.

He lost a lots of good friends.

The prequels are ass but they’re enjoyable ass. Like watching a train wreck of a B/C list movie.

The sequels, while they may be better movies in a general sense, are still mediocre at best and manage to shit FAR harder on everything people loved about the core of Star Wars WAY more so than any midichlorians could hope to achieve.

I will take anyone on that wishes to refute this truth.

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>Luke did I ever tell you about Aayla Secura? She was a Twi’lek Jedi Luke. Do you know about them? Their woman are the whores of the galaxy. They were literally breed to service drug lords, Hutts of the highest order, and all other sorts of scum and villainy. They know how to work a lightsaber Luke. Now imagine one with the force. She would suck me off like a Jawa in heat whilst using the force to penetrate my ventilation shaft.

And she was a good friend

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Luke.. I need you to go back to My Tatooine hut and get rid of my porn collection.. holograms, holocrons, some datadisc I bought on the Coruscant black market.. There are snuff films in there, Luke. If the Rebellion sees all the pictures I took of Twileks feet while they were sleeping.. It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Bothan Pictures".. Before you ask: yes, there are bothan pictures in there, they're just not of Death Star data.. You've gotta do this for me, Luke. You've got to destroy my porn stash.. And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid.. Seriously, the holocrons alone are enough to get a man put away on an Emperial penitentiary planet. Grruagrarhrr is the Wookie word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am.. That's what your Uncle Ben is.. All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to Rancor beastiality and vore over the years.. And I'm a strong ejaculator, Luke.. I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a force-push every time.. I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth.. The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Luke.. The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.. I started to crave it.. It was like a drug to me.. And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of death sticks on Corellia.. Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some Force controlled Tusken Raiders who me and Qui-Gon would kill for sport later.. I actually have some footage of that in my holocron collection.. Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of.. I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Galaxy.. Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the Bantha Tartare left from Aunt Beru’s birthday that I've been saving.. I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything.. Wait.. Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dead now.. In summation: May the Force be with you.. oh, yea. Vader is your father. You’re a good friend, Luke.

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It might have been from the fact he never showed up once in almost two decades. Then you find out he murdered his wife, became righthand man to the galactic antichrist and left his son without a parent and the one time you did have him over he went on a loud rant about murdering women and children screaming like a spergy autist about missing his mommy when he literally abandoned her for longer than the entirety of your life. You knew her better than Anakin ever did yet while you handle it with finesse he screams at his gf for an hour, she is super chill about the whole thing, she being the only one with the patience to put up with his billshit marries him and he chokes her to death over it.
Lars was right to be mad.

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Garth Ennis' spud guns in Dredd was weird

The prequels are a creative idea done badly
The sequels are a lazy non-life done even worse
I can't believe "hurr they're competently shot" is valid praise in current year. No shit they're competently shot. That's like giving points for good special effects. It's a problem solved by a big budget, but by creativity.

For me, this is the difference. The prequels fucked some stuff up due to being incompetent movies. The sequels purposely fuck stuff up due to a hostility to the original movies and their fans.

age

youtube.com/watch?v=hN74bOubUug

I'm convinced Lucas didn't rewatch the Original Trilogy before writing the Prequels.

He was a consummate liar his entire life. Even during the Clone Wars. Especially during the Clone Wars. It's all that gray jedi shit Qui-Gon shoved down his throat.

Losing his friends, especially Ahsoka. She was a good friend.
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>"Han, your girlfriend worked for Darth Maul? I actually cut him in half and threw him down a deep chasm once but he was fine, and years later he died in my arms. He was a good friend too."

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I'm dying

There it is

t. RLM

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They were

Sneed

t.

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Rian, it's time to stop posting.

Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

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How are they gonna have Maul fight Obi in the Disney + series and make it better than their rebels encounter?

By not having one.

My favorite

You want a brutal Alec? Watch tunes of glory.

You know they’re going to

It wouldn’t make sense. Maul doesn’t even know if Obi-Wan is alive nor does he know he’s on Tatooine.

>Anakin and Lars grew up as brothers, Obi-Wan showed up one day and recruited Anakin against his brother's wishes and he wanted to prevent the same from happening to Luke
that would've been so much better

I'm not a prequels fan but the sequels don't even feel like Star Wars movies. They're generic soulless trash. While the prequels were retarded they still felt like Star Wars movies.

>Disney
>giving a fuck about anything making sense

Say what you will but Lucasfilm has stated many times that they plan on keeping a consistent canon from here on out.

He hated fags.

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The force brought them together

Yeah from what I remember, Ezra and Maul have some weird force docking session with holocrons and it shows Maul the twin suns and Kenobi.

He needed Luke to help him, and telling Luke that Vader had killed his father was a great way to get him on board with the mission.

Keep in mind that Luke had been talking about wanting to enroll in the Imperial Academy just a few scenes earlier because he wanted to get off of Tatooine. If Luke had found out the truth that he was the son of the second in command of the Empire, do you really think there's any chance that he'd have gone along with Obi-Wan and become a Rebel?

Bigger Luke

What is going through Vader's mind at this EXACT moment?

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They’ve already contradicted it in their comics and books I’m pretty sure

I think the only thing that was contradicted was Rey meeting Poe and that was in one of the novelizations of the films which aren’t held to the same standard as the other material. They basically say “if it doesn’t contradict the film then whatever’s in the novelization is canon”. Same with the comic adaptations of the films. I think the Thrawn comic adaption of the novel is the same way as well.

>I never got to fuck her.

>Caring about cartoon bullshit

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

>General Skywalker and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

>He taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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You're right, I'm sorry, I should have posted true Disneywars kino. This should be up to your exacting standards.

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Did Luke and Rex ever meet? In fact, did Luke ever interact with anyone who knew his father other than Obi-Wan "Certain point of view" Kenobi?

The prequels are creative messes with splashes of brilliance while the sequels are just consistently bland and boring.

based, fuck zoomer Lucas fanboys. dubs confirm. (doesn't excuse the shitiness of the sequels, though)

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