/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Happy Meal at McDonalds aged 8 edition

>Lap:
#4260

>Countdown to the Rolex Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Wheresa-me-watcha-gona Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
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>Thread theme:
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 78 (+7)
SAI: 38 (+5)
RUS: 37 (+0)
PER: 36 (+6)
VER : 33 (+8)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 116 (+12)
Red Bull: 69 (+14)
Mercedes: 65 (+0)
McLaren: 31 (+7)
Alpine: 22 (+0)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
VER LEC PER in Sprint
Brawn unmoved by Russell’s criticism of “processional” sprint race
Leclerc ‘paid the price’ for pushing too hard too soon
Armstrong wins dullest F2 race of all time
Hamilton declares Merc's championship over

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I do not respect Red Bull as a Formula 1 team or as a beverage.

its going to be fun when russell loses his seat to the women in the merc junior program

based blue v chad

I left beers for the race later. I am happy with myself.

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Lescholars, what are we reading?

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I feel the noise, the noise of the porpoise

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Lap # is correct
>Previous thread:

Monaco needs to be eliminated from the calender

apols

Snus + Speed = Sneed
Cute + Funny = Cunny
Sneed + Cunny = Sunny

Minister of Defense
Minister of Energy
Minister of Education
We need at least 8 more ministers bros

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>he doesnt have a bottle of champagne ready for every gp to pop during podium celebrations
ngmi

you need to monago away from this thread

I'M SICK OF IT WOBBIE

OMAR'S A DICKHEAD BLUD

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luv the jags
beautiful shitboxes

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MERCSHITDES ARE FINISHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he got too much rear end

Perhaps you'd like to explain why the FIA agreed to appoint overseers to ensure equal treatment for Alonso then?

Anyone got a link to an F1 live stream?

Suck my monacock Bruce

pato

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Also some news
>Rain fell overnight in Imola, track and ambient temperatures to drop today
>8bins believes they can address the graining within the allowed parc ferme changes
>WE NEED SECOND AND HALF DAWGG I CAN'T WIN LIKE DEEZ t. Hamilel
>Zhou to start from pitlane
>Bottas chasing Top 5 tomorrow

Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister of Home Affairs
Minister of Industry
Minister of Social Welfare
Minister of Agriculture
Minister of Future Innovations
Minister of Transport
Minister of Cultural Promotion of Racing

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>Minister of Welfare
Hamilton

Now put the drivers for ministers

everyone considers the engine the actual car right?
an aston chassis and mercedes engine is not an aston

Max needs to be wider and it'll be perfect

Don't tempt me lad. I might end up doing it.

>can't sleep without a wank
>too pissed to get hard
wat do

The 2000 F1 season was thirty years ago…
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WE'RE EXPECTING RAIN NOW

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>Brawn unmoved by Russell’s criticism of “processional” sprint race
Well he did say that he doesn't care about the opinion of someones who's so far back

Alex Albon's guide to tire management - "how not to fuck up your tires early on and lose the race to Verstappen on the last laps again"

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>Rain forecast for race time
WE GAAAN

>drink more
>find somewhere to fall a sleep
>shove bottle up ass till you achieve orgasm
Simple as.

do you guys remember when you were teenagers getting pissed made an erection easier to get even if you couldnt cum?

What the fuck Billy Boyd looks like he's 98 years old

Nah, he is practically a woman himself.

Ellen DeGeneres looking motherfucker.

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Noooo I put a bet for 18 drivers to finish, pls don't rain

Because he accused them of not giving equal treatment and tried to create as much drama as possible as a mind game tactic. If this was indeed the case, you would've seen Marc Priestley mention it in his book (he no longer works for McLaren and has been quite outspoken about their flaws when he was with them). Instead, all you see is him claiming that they behaved like children at best with Alonso being more political but Hamilton being far from innocent.

There'd be at least 3 DNFs even in dry conditions

I'm gonna order pizza hut with quadruple cheese for breakfast to fight off this hangover. What do you think your favourite F1 driver is having for breakfast? For me it is Juan You Joe and he is eating dog testicles.

pre FKino jig mayhaps?
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meteo france for the race currently
>40 kmh gusts
>heavy rain
>thunderstorms
>15kmh wind

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Bottas is having the traditional Finnish breakfast: vodka and a cigarette.

Minister of Defense - Fernando Alonso
Minister of Energy - Max Verstappen
Minister of Education - Kimi Raikkonen
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Michael Schumacher (formerly) | Sergio Perez (current)
Minister of Home Affairs - (((Lance Stroll)))
Minister of Industry - Valtteri Bottas
Minister of Social Welfare - Lewis Hamilton
Minister of Agriculture - Carlos Sainz
Minister of Future Innovations - Charles Leclerc
Minister of Transport - Daniel Ricciardo
Minister of Cultural Promotion of Racing - Michael Masi & Mika Salo

chose from drivers who are currently involved this season + gimi

>Minister of Home Affairs
Vetlel, probably.
>Minister of Social Welfare
Al Hamil.

he will never be a real boy

I think you're taking the concept of a "tell all" book a bit too literally.
Hamilton implied merc wasn't giving him equal engines in 2016 btw.

Thanks mate just put a fiver on under 16.5

or a real woman

Fatal crash with "barell roll" spin

>Minister of Agriculture - Carlos Sainz
Should be Latifi as both his parents are food billionaires.

Angry wank

>minister for women and multicultural affairs
hamilton
>treasurer
strullovich
>finance minister
latifi

>Hamilton implied merc wasn't giving him equal engines in 2016 btw.
I know and that too was a tactic of mind games. None of those incidents are fair to the team.

forgot he has Iranian ancestry as well

lets go lads

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Make GB great again

It's Sainz because he spends more time in the "countryside" than in the "streets"

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Is sportsurge killed?

they always have the most SOVLless art

Tyrone's retarded half nigger baby can make better shit than this

no

Riiiight, when it comes to Schumi then his teammates were always getting fucked over by, and when it comes to hamilel it's just "mind games" lmao.

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try strumyk dot tv

>brexit means brexit

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Kek why even put effort in the promos when you know the team you work for will be shitters during the race.

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It's the eyes

feeling like pre-emptively editing this to leclerc

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fkino in 5 bings?

>VER has a shit start again, LegLeg takes the lead
>max sticks with him and eventually overtakes him, completely ruining his tyres
>legleg cruises to victory.

He knows he gets paid regardless how shit it is

F2 strim

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I hope she performs well.

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Imagine hamilton making you seethe this much jesus christ it's just some cars going around a track

What the fuck is the purpose of saying respectively. If you name things in order I will assume them to be in order

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You do realise every single teammate of Michael's was explicitly the #2 driver other than Irvine in 1999 and Massa in 2006? He didn't even need any shitty tactics against his teammates.

Alonso found himself on the backfoot and on his way out in 2007, so he started shitting on the team and alienating them further which pushed the team away from him. Hamilton did the same thing in 2012 and in 2016.

That's not even their real car, the fuck is wrong with them

damn what song are they playing on the track right now its kino

For me it's the Jean Alesi & Felipe Massa Fan Engagement

Rolling for someone getting struck by lightning before or during the race

classic ESL

Electronics by Neil Storey.
Quite a boring story line desu

watch as leclerc bins at his home race and in baku

SIRS PLEASE THE HAMILTON IS OF THE GOAT YOU MAD BITCH THE HERO OF THE INDIAN SUPERPOWER PEOPLE IS LEWIS 7 TIME WDC YOU MAD BITCH DO REDEEM THE 8TH WDC

Young Alonso looked pretty autistic. I wonder if someone taught him the importance of mind games?

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>HAUGER
WHAT THE FUCK KEK

>Norway's hopes and dreams

Wtf was that

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OY VEY
STOP THE COUNT GOY

death to doohan

jew bros we did it

He needs to drive for Ferrari for that which will never happen and all his Mercedes titles are worthless.

What is it about the P1 slot that makes it so shit for starts

>Everything fucked within 10 meters
Gotta be depressing

Yeah, how did that work out in the end?

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HAHAHAHA

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>nissany P6 to P1
what does this mean for retardo?

dirty, no rubber

i want to die

>You do realise every single teammate of Michael's was explicitly the #2 driver other than Irvine in 1999 and Massa in 2006? He didn't even need any shitty tactics against his teammates.
In contract yes, which is hardly surprising when you consider he was explicitly stated to be the best #1 and #2 by those same teammates.

>dutch and belgians are gay and stupid
means dutch and belgians are both gay and stupid
>dutch and belgians are gay and stupid, respectively
means that dutch are gay but not stupid and belgians are stupid but not gay

Hauger, more like how did this shitter win F3

CAM ON THEO

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where is that aussie who claimed doohan was one of the only good drivers in f2 yesterday?

vipleague.tv works in nz for me

prema babby

>Preempting anything

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Thank you Mr. Kiwi.

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F3 has been shitty since 2021 user
PS3 and Theo got to F2 easily and the shitters were left behind

Maxbros...

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