I told 3 females at work on 3 separate occasions that women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they...

>talking to women

>disciplinary meeting about sexism in the workplace
whats this the USSR? I'd told her to fuck off and find a new job

>talking to females at work
Your mistake. You actually should be grateful it was not sexual harassment accusations.

Why did you bring this topic up on 3 different occasions? Don't you talk about anything else? No wonder they want you out. I imagine you as some fat autistic neckbeard with a fedora. Let me guess, you're the IT guy, right? Lmao what a loser

The latest Hyde talk was about this.

Well alien in particular was about rape

calm down spazz, you must be fun at work

Well that what you get for being an incel

>I told 3 females at work on 3 separate occasions that women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerable and it makes the movie more imposing
Why would you say it 3 times to 3 different women?

the absolute state of westerners
i tell the joke about the blind guy who walked into a fish shop to my female coworkers weekly.
feels good being in slavland

Must be the fact that you told them 3 times. Why did you insist on it? If they didn't agree the first time, it wasn't a good idea to bring it up again. Usually you should notice when people are uncomfortable.

It's his pick-up line obviously

I walked up to 3 black customers today and called each one of them the n word and they complained to hr and i denied it and nothing happened.

Why are you talking to women in a workplace? Are you a retard? Or a faggot?

i choose to believe this

I got pulled for telling one of my female co workers her hair looked nice I pretend I'm gay now

Take care. Pretension can become reality.

>interacting with anybody at work male or female beyond the absolute minimum

I bang escorts out of state and I'm looking for another job but I just wanted to warn people it's realer than you think literally pulled in by HR and given a verbal warning for saying her hair looked nice

hr shouldnt exist

Your mistake was to discuss film with women.

based
it's a fake job to employ useless women

Telling someone their hair looks nice makes you seem sexually interested even if you're a man saying it to a straight dude.

It's also the male's innate desire to protect women. We just feel less when we see men die. It's kind of fucked up, but that's how people are.

Tell HR they are pointless and contribute nothing to the workforce or society. They are nothing but a huge leech on the volk

I don't disagree with this. Also, women/actresses emote better in these situations.

>Work
>Women
>HR
The shit you wage cucks put up with is outstanding.

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I wish I had the balls to tell them that.

>go up to girl
>I likes ya, and I wants ya
>now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours
And they always pick the easy way

I unironically like welfare recipients more than HR cunts. It would do everyone a favor if they fucked off and stayed home.

HR is always busy where I work. The HR director works like 12 hours a day to manage everything. A lot of paperwork.

Do it user

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Their job creates chaos cause without chaos they would have no jobs
And also it should be the workers themselves making interviews to get new workers instead of these women that only chose feel good minorities

I got you fampai.

I can guarantee you that there's more to this story that you're letting on. Even from what you're saying, I'd be leery of you as well.

>the volk

the what?

>mfw frog posting neets feel sorry me yet society treats me like shit

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yes but they still can get killed, with kids you know they wont kill them so the final hero is always an adult female

Wage cucks when will they learn

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To produce what?

>women are seen as
sounds like you were commenting on gender disparity in film

Just act like a man and stop acting like a sniveling faggot, whining about hollywood movies that don't matter. You will never get a woman to complain about you, ever. Women want men, they want to follow, not lead.

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Norwegian word for fish. I don't know why that user chose to use it in that sentence.

The people of a nation it's national soul

Draper lived in a time period where you were allowed to tell them to fuck off and he was also their boss.

Some alt-right incel shit

>that women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerable and it makes the movie more imposing.
Objectively wrong. You are a dumbass and deserves to get disciplined, you child.

Here are my ratings.

Alien = sci-fi thriller 9/10
Aliens = action thriller 8/10
Alien3 DC = arthouse thriller 7/10
Alien Resurrection = pulp sci-fi/schlock horror 7/10
Prometheus = arthouse thriller 7/10
Alien Covenant = comedy sci-fi/disaster 10/10

BASED AND WHOREPILLED

NO CHANCE OF MISINTERPRETATION

UNBASED

TRUE BUT TOO VAGUE
DONT TALK LIKE A WOMAN

WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX AND BELONG IN THE SUBSERVIENT ROLES GOD LITERALLY CREATED THEM FOR

>women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerable and it makes the movie more imposing
not exactly
Women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because women can self-insert better into a woman and woman in danger triggers men's primal protector instincts.
If somebody shows you a women in danger and you are not able to help, you will get you emotionally distressed (assuming you're not mental), which is the point of horror movies.
It works because men want to see women in safety.
This is a well documented phenomenon.

Women don't have this instinct towards men, but they do have it towards children.
You might notice horror movies often feature little kids and their mom and/or dad fleeing/hiding from monsters/killers.

It probably wasn’t an innocuous as you’ve stated. You post on a Chan.

I was just sitting here fingering my arsehole wistfully while staring off into space and wondering what ever happened to OP, who used to post such wonderful bullshit /pol/ talking point fables about shit that never happened on a Lithuanian testicle inflation appreciation forum I occasionally frequent.

And lo and behold! here you are OP, here you are.

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You think diversity training seminars spring freely from the earth? No, they bloom by the sweat of aging basedmen

not exactly. seeing women get btfo in movies is refreshing and pleasant

>Draper lived in a time period where you were allowed to tell them to fuck off and he was also their boss.

You don't get it do you. Men have been men for 250,000 years, women have been women for 250,000 years. The ancient drives are as strong now as they have been then.
Incels existed even then and have been sniveling faggots too, hated by women. Even ancient civilizations had HR's that told incels to GTFO.
Solution, don't be a sniveling faggot incel.

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Don't show your power level/redpil people you don't know

>If somebody shows you a women in danger and you are not able to help, you will get you emotionally distressed (assuming you're not mental), which is the point of horror movies.
Since i'm apparently mental and this doesn't work for me i have to ask, any good horror movies with a twink protagonist? This might work desu.

>he says ”females"

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*gets fired*
*gf leaves you because they are allergic to anyone unemployed for over a second*

I can't even get 1 discussion about the horror genre with my friends, let alone 3 different ones with 3 different broads at the work place. What aren't you telling us?
>Notices co-worker's autumn themed desktop wallpaper
>Launches one-sided conversation about gender politics in horror movies

Yeah the IT guy really spends time going around to women talking about movies lol you don't have a job do you

I was called into HR because I called 3 of the niggers in my office spear chuckers, but when I went in to be reprimanded the nigger HR guy called me based?

>talking to women from work

Get a load of this guy

this happened to me too, can confirm this is how it goes

>speaking to women
>giving them your honest opinion

HIS FIRST MISTAKE WAS
>"ARE SEEN AS MORE PHYSICALLY VULNERABLE"
HEDGING RIGHT AWAY, BETA MOVE

"THEY ARE WEAKER" PERIOD

THIS OF COURSE IMPLIES NO EQUALITY AND THAT FEMINISM IS BULLSHIT :^)

>HR guy
>guy
DOUBT

Maybe they just don’t want to hear your autistic ass talk about movies all day

>he told women they are physically vulnerable

lol you are so fired

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Post jaw and height

Dude, im a nurse and i have to work with women all the time. Never EVER talk to them if you dont need to. Just keep the workplace courtesy and politeness, skip the chitchat bs and keep yourself busy.

Its funny because its a very physically demanding work and women are helpless, so they are just like zombies all the time.

>2 days ago
>at work, eating ramen in the break room
>creepy guy co-worker walks in and pretends to be looking through the fridge it's empty
>he's really staring at me but thinks i can't tell
>when i stare back, he clears his voice and says "hello female"
>walks over to stand between where i'm sitting and the exit
>it's a small break room crowded with chairs and tables
>co-worker starts talking in a shy robotic voice avoiding eye-contact
>"women are usually the protagonists in horror films because they're more physically vulnerable then men"

i talked to a girl at work and now she is my gf. i'm also 5'6 lol

>Not are you a archaeologist
No wonder they reported OP, he's a fag

Imagine if asses could talk. Like, the butt cheeks clap every time a syllable finishes. Just imagine it, user.

Lmao

Nice reddit spacing fag

>talking to normies at work

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>*sips mountain dew

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Well that was a pretty good thread.

some dumb bitch i used to work with called me out and said are you always so serious? meanwhile i was just doing my job. i guess if youre not constantly trying to amuse or talk to her, youre serious

Did it come up in conversation, or did you just flat out tell them out of nowhere?
If the latter, I'm not surprised.

>Telling the same joke on a weekly basis

What what an autistic thing to do.
You slavs are all troglodites.

The only way I get through my job is because i talk and chill with my cool co workers all day. The fuck, how autistic are you people that you just do work in silence or solitude than go home. How dead are you inside?

The only reason i work is so that i have money to buy games, read manga and watch anime/movies comfortably. Escapism is my drug, fuck "real life" and FUCK MARCHE.

Well, this would not have happened to you if you where not an ugly fuck. Try being hot or loaded next time.

>I'd told her to fuck off and find a new job
t. underage
yeah, dropping your job just for a little meeting is fucking retarded

>nurse
> falling for the health field meme

I fell for this meme and wasted years of my life.
>dominated by cunt women
> forced to kiss doctors asses
>demented industry with pricing and laws
> forced vaccination
> forced reported of all misdemeanors.
> forced continuing ed and license fees
> forced to wipe nigger and boomer ass

Fuck this field to hell. No self respecting man should be in the medial field. 95% of doctors are cowards.

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Have sex incel

>I told 3 females at work on 3 separate occasions that women are usually bla bla
why did you do it 3 times in 3 separate occasions?
you are fucking retarded and you deserve all the shit that is coming at you

its not a meeting, its a commie police thought

>talking to any females about any gender stereotypes at work
What an idiot

Next time make sure you get it in an email that way the roasties can bcc everyone.

op was just being himself

Shut up, retard

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When I started working a few years back, the older male employees pulled me aside and told me something very important.
>"user, you need to know something. You see those women doing the desk jobs"
>"Yeah?"
>"Don't talk to them. Don't approach them. Don't touch them, don't date them, don't flirt with them. If they approach you, do that Good Morning shit and keep the conversation short and business related."
I knew about the internet horror stories and immediately agreed with them. There's a complete 180 when a woman enters the area. We're all polite and professional, walking on eggshells.

Let this be a warning to you anons. Don't talk to women at work. Don't approach them. Don't touch them. Don't date them. Don't flirt with them. Keep any discussion business related. If they pull that "user why are all the men so cold to me in this business" shit, find any excuse possible to leave the room ASAP.

While what you experienced is bullshit and those women are cunts, please tell me there was a context for you bringing this up and not just you being a sperg revealing your powerlevel to normalfags.

Wait this is getting too real for me. Literally where I work I have to bust my ass all the time cause my management is godawful and I pick up their slack. The men are always agreeing I work so much and appreciate my help, while the women, especially the manager, are always like "you need to calm down, just breathe, it's going to be ok," while they take their 15th smoke break. like FUCK.

what do HR even contribute to ?
what is their purpose ?
idk about the cucked west,but here most companies have the pay/recruting done by the commercial director and the ceo.
hr is only for big companies that have more than 200 employees.

they get more women and poc inside the company and fire white males for saying the wrong things

>he's disposable
Fucking lol

Tits or gtfo

idk about that bro,HR is supposed to milk the wagies as much as possible.
they have to meet evolution quotas,for example if the wagies overworked themselves and made 5 mil in a year then next year they must reach 6-7 mil.
buisiness doesn't care about saying wrong things unless it's made public and taint the company image.
also white males are good wagies since they have good work ethics and have had access to good education,unless the poc and womens can do the same job for less money.

>The hiring bar (which is about how well we think the candidate will do at Google) for a given job ladder and level is the same for everyone. However, the information we use to assess the candidate against the hiring bar is adaptable depending on the candidate’s background.

projectveritas.com/2019/08/14/google-machine-learning-fairness-whistleblower-goes-public-says-burden-lifted-off-of-my-soul/

I can tell you're not american

Ideally speaking, it's supposed to be the grease between the gears so to speak. It used to be the intermediary point between an employee and upper level management. So if you wanted to bitch about coworkers or your bosses being lazy pieces of shit, you'd go to HR to file a complaint. Or if you had some obvious OSHA violation and didn't quite want to whistleblow yet. Or if AR fucked up your check. Fairly reasonable shit, the idea was that HR would be glue that held departments together.

Nowadays, it's just for unloved women to boss people around, virtue signalling like a motherfucker. They'll push for racial quotas, pro-female AC rights, all that bullshit.

based

>talking about anything at work beyond the work
I know it sounds autistic and corporatist as fuck but don't do that. They're not your friends, they're not there to make friends, and doing anything outside of that which you're assigned is usually a disciplinary action by your HR.

based user
> They'll push for racial quotas, pro-female AC rights, all that bullshit.
for what reason ? it doesn't make a company shit out more gold then it already does ? or does it ?

>pro-female AC rights
bad idea. all they do is bitch that it's too hot but then when you turn it on for 10 minutes the ones close to it start whining it's too cold and begin bickering with the ones further away who want to keep it on.

yes they get to appear more green in international rankings and then they got more (((funding)))

sad thing desu,why is it only western companies that suffer from this tho ?

You're right, he probably isn't hot

This is literally me.
At the office, they bring that up almost every week like "gosh, user, you're SO hardworking!" in an almost mocking tone. The reality of it is, I'm just doing normal work. I never bust my ass off for anything, I never do overtime and I drop whatever Im doing as soon as it's time to fuck off home.
They're the ones who are just utterly incompetent, cant perform the most basic of tasks without fucking something up, never learn their mistakes and spend some 2 hours a day chatting and gossiping when they're supposed to be working. I've come to realize how women in the workforce and the gender pay gap inequity are such retarded memes. Most women should be paid much less for the """""work""""" they contribute

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Because they have diversity quotas by law, thanks to the Civil Rights Movement which was about taking civil rights away from white men and forcing us to hand out jobs at our own businesses to nonwhites and women.

cause we were the first to get female sufrage

> they have diversity quotas by law
yikes bro,just move to another country.
emerging countries like the BRICS or the NA strip will have ceos sucking your cock and filling your wallet if you are white and can get the job done.

Don't talk to women at work.
Don't talk to women alone at work without a male coworker around
DON'T talk to a group of women alone at work.

>gosh, user, you're SO hardworking!" in an almost mocking tone.
Make NO fucking mistake, it IS a mocking tone.
They want you to drop your guard and start saying retarded shit like op so they can get rid of you by the HR Gestapo.
Keep doing your shit and don´t fall for the smiling faces.

I've yet to work with a woman who wasn't a schemy cunt behind everybody's back, no matter how friendly they are when they are face to face.

They are mocking you because you probably stay completely focused on your work like an autist.

My industry is still really white because the apprenticeship phase requires you to work in remote areas for a year or two and that weeds out almost anyone who isn't a white man, but if I worked anywhere else 100% I'd move the fuck out.

>The fuck, how autistic are you people that you just do work in silence or solitude than go home. How dead are you inside?

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HVAC ? oil ?

how old are you too old for aprentships?

>>>/chapotrannyhouse/

They're suppose to be the intermediaries between the workers and corporate management, so you can raise concerns about job and pay related things without the fear of pissing off some higher up and getting made an example of/fired.

Now, they're just a tool to hire some bossmans' unqualified daughter and kids, police agendas, and get workers/men fired to cut costs.

Railway.

Nah, I know their intention is to mock me.
I'm saying the TONE in which they say it isn't, and they even make it sound a bit friendly like they're concerned. Women are snakes

>I told 3 females at work on 3 separate occasions that women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerable and it makes the movie more imposing.

Why would you say anything like this at work?

why not? its the truth

I like the idea that, unprompted, OP just walks up to three random women at his workplace and tells them that women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerable and it makes the movie more imposing.

All it takes is for one bad apple to spoil the bunch.

Now, with a man, the rest of the department can band together and provide evidence to refute his claims. But with a women, all those testimonies suddenly become "harassment," with your job put on the line in a he-said-she-said scenario. When HR's doing everything in their power to avoid frivolous lawsuits, guess whose word they're gonna go with?

WHy don't they use effeminate manlets instead or Congolese pygmies.

>Talking to women at work

U.R. dumb

more accurately, why would you talk to women at work at all?

>/pol/ living rent free

Dont talk to women.
Dont!
They will report you for rape the second you open your mouth.
Only 10/10 gigachads get a pass. Everyone else: its rape.
Thats the new western culture.
Bu-
NO ITS ALL RAPE TO THEM

LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS
RAPE

>all these posters, dozens of them, saying you shouldn't talk to women at work
jesus christ, they really screwed up the relationship between the sexes for you americans huh?

BASED AND women are usually the protagonists in horror movies because they are seen as more physically vulnerablePILLED

Women talk movies at work.
OP is autistic, and likes horror.
Most women don't like horror specifically, and they'd rather talk what's popular (which may be a scary movie).
But OP is dumb presses them on it, asks why.
Women give some generic reasons.
OP continues to sperg to defend his dumb passion. Thinks it's all in good faith because he assumes the ladies have no reason to hate him specifically.Doesn't realize it's a hole digging trap.

Women don't like OP to begin with, probably because he's not a social chad, and use this to try and get him fired.

Don't talk to women in the work place.

why did u post consensual sex?

What part of Europe do you live in?

The fuck do you do for a living and what cuck state do you live in?

I bet that sounded a lot smarter in your head.

HD remaster/rerelease when

Those gigachads will get screwed over too, if given the chance.

DURING #METOO BASED CAVILL LITERALLY SAID HES ONTO THE SCHEMING ROAST AND THEIR GAMES

ALL THE FEMOIDS WERE SO HURT BITCHING ON TWITTER

IN REALITY THEY JUST WANT TO FUCK HIM MORE LMAO

>hello female

brilliant

i would have said 'roastie' because i'm based!

probably California

He's right though, there;s no fucking way that came up organically in three conversations in one month let alone one day. If it wasn't this it would be something else you creepy fat redditor

Yeah I bet it just get's funnier with each passing month as well.

That's why you don't talk to women in a corporate environment.

Where else are they going to put the diversity hires?

>be wagie
>be forced to spend 8 hours of your life surrounded by women whomst you cannot even make eye contact with lest you get fired, blacklisted and put in prison for sexual harassment

sucks to be you fellas

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>be NEET
>Mother died so i have no one to leech from anymore
>last month got approved for neetbux
Thank god for Crohn's desu

>Leaving the wagie life behind in three months
Counting the fucking days desu.

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what did you do instead?

Yank workplaces sound so wonderful..
Here I regularly make racist and sexist jokes and nobody bats an eye

Why do you still work there?

Good, I hope you get fired you bigot.

Just fuck the hr broad. I did and have no troubles anymore
>mfw she was skinny but was completely covered in stretch marks

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And they wonder why people shoot their workplaces up.

Don't be a pussy and file a protest.

Yeah, cause wagies have to deal with an HR department. We should get rid of your entire generation and start over.

Women are spoiled retarded children

Usually they are yes. Mother wouldn't be so cruel as to charge her darling little baby big boy actual rent for gestating in the basement!

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It was the boomers who invented all these useless jobs like HR, Consultants and diversity officers.

>n word
You're an f-word

Nice. OP posted some weeks ago about how much he enjoys talking about movies with his co-workers. Enjoy your time.

I have a friend in the same exact situation. He can't understand why his co-workers think he is a "serious" guy. He plays videogames or watch fail videos on youtube in his cellphone when the person he is taking care is sleeping for christ sake.

>Its funny because its a very physically demanding work and women are helpless, so they are just like zombies all the time.

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...Is any of /pol/ actually white?

>talk to co-worker
>turns out she participated in the habbo nazi pool raids
Huh

Its more multicultural then Antifa which is just a bunch of middle class white people.

>have to help a big person to X
>she can't
>she had to ask to some guy to help her
everytime...

Seething incel detected.

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>replying to multiple post
Go back

well, post the joke ivan

>missed my posts even though i'm an actual incel

yikes!

>this much effort for sneed tier bait
reddit.com/

>told the same thing to 3 different females on 3 different occasions

Were you breathing down their necks and drooling whilst telling them about it? Seems like a bait post to me

This never happened

It probably runs something like:
>"A blind old man walks by the fish market, takes a sniff, and says 'Good afternoon, ladies!' "

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hahah it's because vaginas smell like fish, right?

Is the easy way reporting you to HR?

Yeah, they totally do ahahaha

Actually the joke is that the fish market is only open in the morning

The joke was asking where the joke is, because the joke is so fucking stale and old it ain't even a joke no mo

And it's zoomers whining about wage slaves from their basement.

Which is hilarious.

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After teleporting behind them, he would catch them coming out of the ladies room and whisper it low and slow directly in their ear before they knew he was there.

A confident chuckle and a quick tip of the fedora while fidgeting frantically in his sweatpant pockets with the other hand, and then he is gone, with a quick flick of his tentlike XXXL custom made trenchcoat leaving them spent, and wondering if it actually even happened.

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Started my own business selling mostly on amazon.