I am thinking of converting to mormonism for the women and free stuff? any advice? also Big Love is a good show
Faking being a mormon for a hot wife and also Big Love General Thread
Free stuff? Don't you have to buy the wives from the elder?
I tried to watch this show and felt like they had no idea what to do with it after a season or two.
i felt it should have been more creepy
THIS OLD CRYPTKEEPER ASS NIGGA BAGGED PRIME JCONN
WHAT KINDA GAME HE GOT SHIEEEET
"you mean you're not really a Mormon user?"
I watched the whole show, but I can't remember anything that happened
are there any fundamentalist mormons left?
They'll kick you out because you won't stop wanking to anime porn
whos that
>Got drunk one night and talked to the Mormons on the walk home
>Fuck up and tell them my adress
>They constantly send missionaries now to talk to me about their beliefs
>It goes no where
>They start sending qts to my door to talk to me
Praise Joseph smith
SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION
Jehova's Witnesses did the same thing where I kept rebuffing them so they sent over this insanely attractive 20-something girl to try to win me over. Absolutely devious people. Don't they literally think there's an impending apocalypse and any converts will be saved, so they'll try pretty much anything to convert you?
>Big Love General
BASED
ROMAN GRANT IS HARRY DEAN STANTON'S BEST ROLE EVR, GOD BLESS THAT LEGEND, HE DESERVED IT
wtf i pay $20/hr for my attractive female English tutor
you are telling me i could have been getting practice this entire time for free?
I dont think you can just be passively mormon in an ultra right polygamy sect of Mormonism, you have to be active in the church and bend the knee to the church elders and have to put up with their cronies and do what they say, it's like a pyramid scheme
is the pussy worth it?
If you live in a south american shithole then yeah, they constantly send mormon qts here to bait idiots. They'll do anything to convert shitskins.
Reminder, stanton fucked prime Jennifer.
WHATEVER "IT" IS, ITS NEVER WORTH IT
YOU CAN PULL PUSSY ALL BY YOURSELF
>12 WIVES
WTF MORMONS
IMAGINE THE NAGGING LMAO
Yeah, they live on the Arizona-Utah border. Not a very well-kept secret, despite polygamy being illegal.
I remember the sex scenes that stopped after a season.
2nd Wife (Nicki) best wife.
Barb a nag, who fucked the Injun.
Margie a THOT who fucked the son and the Balkan 4th wife's BF.
I kinda know what you mean, but I did enjoy it at the time.