HEY NOOOO

I mean if you want to, go for it. It would ruin your experience, though.

this is only valid for watching videos by Thoughty2 on Youtube

I only watch shows on my phone at work. So to squeeze more kino in my time there i watch at 1.5x speed

>the director is always right!

cope

Americans really do this??

literally what the fuck are these posts supposed to be?

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I pretty much always watch non-English films on 1.5x (since you're reading the subtitles rather than listening to something), and silent films on at least x2

>speedwatch posting on Yea Forums

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>watch flicks at 2x
>watch movies at 1.5x
>watch film at 1x
>watch kinotography at 0.5x

reminds of of when that autistic dude tried to force a distinction between movie, flick, and film, and the result was everyone started calling literally everything "kino."

2.3x master race reporting in!

Why on earth would you watch a movie at 1.5x speed?

>AT 1.5x SPEED
but who does this
ive never heard of this

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>zoomer thinks his time is valuable

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>it's just subjective bro, I mean if I jump to the end of the movie, that cuts out the middle man so I win!

>regard
phoneposting faggot

Ummm sweetie ever hear of "death of the author"

It's a meme you dip
The post you replied to is copy pasta

i just did 1.25x speed streaming aquaman, shit was way too long

i didnt but then lindsay ellis taught me she's really smart

I don't know who that is but she must be smart

>on a plane
>two old guys sitting next to me
>one of them is watching Lincoln on a tablet
>other guy starts talking to him
>removes his earbuds without pausing the movie
>they talk for several minutes
>eventually puts his earbuds back in and continues watching without rewinding
>a few minutes later the other guy asks if he can watch it too
>starts watching from where the first guy left off

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>not watching at 0.25x
What the fuck are you fags even appreciating?

I do this when watching stuff that has subtitles, I'm a fast reader.

These wojak numales and their r3ddit all caps posts are even more cancer than the original pol meme. Thats what the libcucks do though, copy right wing memes and make them worse.

Sort of an anology for the whole political climate.

holy this is based

i unironically watched most of the new stranger things season sped up, when they sang neverending story i even cranked it to 5x desu

I had a philosophy teacher who literally did this. Blew my mind. I still dont see how its possible to actually enjoy something this way. She was a total sperg btw

I wouldn't do it with a movie, but if you watch anime at anything less than 1.3 you're insane.

>These wojak numales and their r3ddit all caps posts are even more cancer than the original pol meme. Thats what the libcucks do though, copy right wing memes and make them worse.

>Sort of an anology for the whole political climate.

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>>>/facebook/

>>These wojak numales and their r3ddit all caps posts are even more cancer than the original pol meme. Thats what the libcucks do though, copy right wing memes and make them worse.

>>Sort of an anology for the whole political climate.

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>retard user actually does this regularly
>finds a friend for the first time and invites him over to watch movies with him
>user plays movie at same speed he always does not even considering for a second that other people might not like that
>friend is understandably offended
>forces user to watch movie at normal speed for once
>user spergs out that he can't stand watching movies at regular speed and friend realizes what a retard he's hanging out with and leaves
>user immediately goes on Yea Forums and posts this

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Dilate

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>I LOVE THE BOYS, A GRITTY AND REALISTIC DECONSTRUCTION OF THE IMMATURE SUPERHERO DRAMA

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>He doesn't print out every frame of the film and stufy them while listening to the movie's soundtrack with a cup of coffee

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im so fucking sick of feelsguy
hated him when i first saw his bitchass back in 2010 and i still hate him now
feelsguy was never funny or cute
just a sad excuse of a meme thst Yea Forums could self insert into

>calling wojak feelsguy

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Those arthouse films that are just shots of hotel interiors can be watched at 1.5x speed just fine and you won't be missing anything but to do it with a film with an actual plot is retarded

von erich yourself you dumb bag of dogshit

If you do this you deserve the chair

>not continuously adjusting video content to match the rate at which you comprehend the content
I literally don't understand how anybody could not do this.
>user spergs out that he can't stand watching movies at regular speed and friend realizes what a retard he's hanging out with and leaves
Literally me.

>posts picture of himself crying over what others have said on the internet

LMAO idk why you guys do this but it is funny, keep it up wojak posters!