UFC ON ESPN+ 63 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #5

the only time smellator is useful is for for poofc wmma

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Name this MMA fighter

>dual screening wmma and bellator

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Who won the proportion battle?

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Stahp hugging, fuck

GREAT FIGHT

fuck man what a revelation

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Is that Proper Twelve any good? Cant seem to easily find it here, worth the trouble?

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Schaub is God

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WHERE'S YOUR RETARD STRENGTH

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Just make them fight topless.

*enters thread*
youtube.com/watch?v=yuXq2f2enPs

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im the most elite martial arts discusser alive and i can tell you are straight up lying

Dumb cazzie shitter

kino fight

maycee looks uber gassed

Jiri wins it with the beard, but loses it without it.

HERE WE GO BRAPBER HERE WE GO
>*fart* *fart*

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My dad says it's shit tier. Never tried it myself tho

>ywn sniff this footpusy

nah. its like any other ~$25 usd whiskey. Nothing special

It was, now looking at ass on ufc

Forgot pic

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I tried it once and thought it was terrible but I tend to prefer bourbon to irish whiskey

just buy jameson and save yourself from the cashier laughing at you, same shit anyway

This has to be the hottest WMMA fight

Lmao Barber fucking blows

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Fuck Dana

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Yea Forums. GF found out I placed a 900 BRL (that's about 200 USD) bet on Andrade winning this game. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a stupid pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 43
I am 24

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 24 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

No. It's shitty blended factory garbage like every Irish "whisky"

How did this happen again?

easy. bryce

maycepee is getting cut but these girls seriously need to just start onlyfans

barbers thighs got me acting strange fr fr

Barber has shitty grappling

A dagestani can?

anyone else find the cute "hyuh"s WMMA fighters do hot

romanov

Why live

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Fart!

Just be yourself

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>KYA
KYA
>KYA
KYA

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Derrick Lewis.

yamauchi bros..

barber has perfect soft thick fucking thighs holy shit I would give fucking anything to pound her for hours and hours jesus that ass is insane

Feed's up lads

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OOOHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT

>She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock
She's 43, there's no fucking time left lmao
NO EGGS, NO RING

Why did you had to post that

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>15 wins
> 0 KO/TKO

Jesus christ

That looks disgusting

Very Ian Garry-esque in his whore selection, joe.

>>She is 43
>I am 24
>She is 43
>I am 24
Just how bad are things in brazil ?

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give her herpes and ghost her

beat her you have the age advantage and the gender advantage let your hands go hue

God I wish Maycee would punch me like that

Alpha male is trash.

imagine the smell

I will now go and hug my dad

This doesn't even look like a fucking pizza anymore

That's a tasty looking 'za NZbro.

Damn you’re good

>wmma decision
literally free money

It's delicious.You ok man?

I think it literally is Ian Garry in Brazil

LFG

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Ian Garry-esque relationship b

>43 yr old woman
>talking about her biological clock
lol. tell her it's already over. what sort of fantasy world is she living in where she thinks there's even a snowball's chance in hell that she'll birth a child?

isn't it just alpha now

looks good

Why is everybody shitting on next week's card?

Have you ever eaten a punch?

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what is this fighting style called

looks good. cheers brappa

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This will REALLY fuck you off, my gf made it

What UFC slut do you jerk off to the most? Be honest.

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If your girl's going to insult you over a $200 bet, then you'd best kick her to the curb, b. Plus, if she's aging, it's just going to get worse. Pretty soon, she'll start slowing down, and you'll be getting bitched at incessantly. Find someone your own age so you have the freedom to work on your life and grow alongside someone. But whatever you do, bet on real MMA next time.

But it looks disgusting

fighting?

Yeah 2 delinquents tried to rob me when I was selling weed

Women are having children in their late 50s now

i've eaten a fat shit out of a man's asshole. is that the same?

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This isn't like in my fucking chinese cartoons
Disappointed

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Yes. Enough to get the snot shoot out of my nose and my contacts to fly out my eyes.

not ufc but loureda because bunda

She's bitching about $200. Do you think she can afford ivf ?
kek

Me on the left. The Newzelander poster on the right.

Leace her or better yet kill that absolute retarded whore
Embarrassment to the pizza community

exceptionally terrible fight

It's a good one, I'd give you a piece if I had the power

I jerked it to KING Reina's terrible JAV once

She got cut because shes a can

They had to clean it up for TV. We all know why we enjoy women fighting.

>Women are having children in their late 50s now

rich women. poor women still have kids when theyre young since they cant afford healthcare

Back from my 3 day vacation

The Hug Wolf

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HEEEM TAPPY

The hottest wmma sound Ive ever heard pales in comparison to catching some women's tennis flipping through channels on a lazy afternoon. Its one of the most erotic sports there is.

Nah. It's delicious and she's beautiful. You're an angry incel lol

HEEEEEEEM TAPPY

describe the flavor b

penist vanzant

where's her chin?

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Really? 40s I could see but 50s??

This whore seriously needs to start an only fans

based welcome back

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Put me in the apex so I can boo them

like poop

now kiss

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Based Jap

Yes. A dude half my weight but about the same height beat me up in a mma class, he was good at it and i was new. Really humbled me, i thought i had it because i was bigger and stronger but that matters 0, especially with striking

Post shit commentators always say during WMMA

Delusional
Also imagine being 18 with an almost 70 yo mother
Oof

¿Qué dijiste?

No need to cope b
Just throw up if you have to i would too if i tried that digsusting "pizza"

bit of a feeling out process

The kids ALWAYS come out fucked up