Bike crashes into a truck prompting the truck to explode with the blast wave sending the passing by car onto a nearby...

>only the dogs give a shit

Truly more human & compassionate

tunnel vision

i think its due to them edging between the third and first world, thy have the third world population but first world cameras to record them

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they put all of their available attributes in the book smart category, and none anywhere else

>only the smallest kid survived

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Final Destination: Ping Pong Edition

Did that kid just get hit by the school bus that dropped him off?

swings and roundabouts

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Of course not. And in 1989 at Tiananmen square nothing happened

my favourite

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stop
you're most likely thinking about asian immigrants to the US

>roastie doesn't even care about her boyfriend being obliterated
lol this webm has global appeal

They're like this because there are so many of them.
Like one ant in a colony doesn't give a fuck about itself and will sacrifice itself for the colony in a heartbeat.
People behave in a similar way subconsciously.

Okay made me kek.

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The main question is: why do all these videos have comedic elements in them?

Misty "pop" explosion under jumping wheels
Clueless white car going its way around the carnage
Black car just solwly driving carelessly

This is the weirdest and most dehumanizing aspect for me

they don't teach them how to stop in driving school

Literally luney toons.

holy shit I laughed so hard at this one

They don't have high IQ, it's propaganda spread by the chinese government.

It's China, jake!

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>ooh! the chinese fireball!
so that's what he meant by that

Holy shit fate really wanted him gone.

B T F O

Chins surpassed michael bay

>mainland post-communist China
Read memoirs of Westerners who lived in China before commies, they all say it was just as bad back then.

Amazing

What the fuck was its problem?

It's like when a bad pet owner displays weakness around their pet and it instinctively attacks them

Most Chinese are literally as simple as sub Saharan niggers

>Chinese
>high IQ

>chronic gambler pauses chain-smoking to knock over and viciously stomp on a toddlers face against concrete more times than you care to count and strolls away when he's tired
Forget it Jake, it's China

>open thread in hopes of discussing Chinatown as it is one of my three favorite films of all time and I love talking about it
>realize that itt is just literal Chink liveleak posting
>mfw

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>Forget it, Jake. It's Yea Forums

I think this ruined my day

The high IQ Chinks are the ones that immigrate

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Is that Final Destination reference?

Post OPTIMUS NO

It's my faborite

i just realize the knife guy is roman polanski

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Dat lamppost always kills me

t. was never in a car accident
some people laugh and collect their own limbs due to shock

correct, I'm a male and therefore a good driver unlike you roastie

Was expecting a second car to take out the last

Was that his head that blew up?

>not posting IRL Oscar-nominated
K I N O

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forget it user, its Yea Forums

not one of them looks around.

They can't hear the other car due to the bus's engines. And the car is small and coasted in alongside it.

What even happened to the little girls? I take it the father was the one that got dragged all the way, but the daughters just disappeared.

What gets me is the stupidity in these are so blatant you have no sympathy and it becomes comedic

You cheeky cunt

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no ide what country this is

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You probably think your Chinese-American doctor actually studied for his exams too.

Do you think it’s some MKultra type thing? Like the government has programmed people into literal production robots?

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You can tell which counties the US fear by which counties is projects its insecurities onto.

>Europe is not white
>China is a dangerous shit hole

Dont worry US. You will always be No. 1.

>don't worry chinamen! i am here to protect your honor in this anonymous imageboard!

the whole country is a final destination reference

China was always insect like
people spout "muh 5000 year old History" but the fact is during those millenia it was so shitty the best you could hope for in life his cutting your dick and be a eunuch in the administration

>Government harvests still viable organs, and sell what's left to local restaurants

>cutting your dick and be a eunuch in the administration
No matter how much things change, they remain the same, huh?

when he pulled away i thought the baby had gotten smushed but it was just wine

I unironically get better Yea Forums discussions on Yea Forums

I'm Irish.

Kills him, too

my condolences

HOW?

what the fuck LMAO

Mainland Chinese have literally no morals

No rule of law + poverty + dictatorship + nationalistic paranoia + generations of people who try to make things better getting killed = every single little ching chong out there trying to cheat to get things his way, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone else, all day every day

They literally killed every single person in their country with decency and a moral backbone

Anyone who has ever been to Mainland China knows this. The world is oblivious because there is no cross cultural interaction. 90% of Mainland Chinese have the IQ and demeanor of a 5 year old western kid with extreme sociopathic tendencies

It is a terrible, terrible place to live, but the plus side is they all know this so Chinese chicks will jump on your dick trying to get a ticket outside their native madhouse even if you're a thin glasses incel who has never had a gf back home

And you're still a dumb mick bastard who thinks that he needs to white-knight for chinks online. What's your point? I never claimed that you were chink yourself.

yfw he's the same kid

Tiananmen square

you can see one of them stuck on the wheel

she goes out to find a new provider

they only go to the best universities to make the exams and then extrapolate the results to the whole country

My dad is working with chinks. I asked him for a chinese postal wife but he said they have shit personalities and I better find japanese girl.

Living better than the average American.
Hate more.

A tri polar world is coming.

formerly bipolar

Brains and computers have multiple cores. Our planet needs the same.

>eating potatoes all day and fucking ugly bucktooth inbred girls
>good life
love third world cope so much, post more

this why I hope the Honkers throw the commies out 2019 riots

mr.bean

Mummy mummy .. I want my Mummy

This is why I adore this place
non thinking skin blood bags moar like
an not a fuck was given an she back behind the wheel
>such high IQs
Top keks

on par with nigs in africa
was waiting for plane to drop on black car , drop that mic

fb status changed in an heartbeat

HAHAHAHAHA when DEATH SAYS YES

that channer an his home defense protection lel

>driving school

they dont have it there or Opticians

Yes, the country known for it's rampant cheating culture has high IQs

And theres the secret Taboo of the first born child being a gurl , they are cooked and eaten by the families for a Hope next one is male .

>dad, can you get me a chinese mail order bride?

>no son, the japanese ones are better
>just ask your mother

If Saw was set in china, what would it be like?

Christ imagine living with these complete psycho bugmen

Like salty coins and milk

None of the victims give a shit. Saw remembers that if someone survives after an accident the perpetrator will have to care for them for the rest of their life and just kills everyone 20 mins in

Is... is that red thing the guy himself?

Not anymore

His head went "pop".

>2 years ago you saw a kid on the street that had just got ran over
>instead of minding your businesses you helped that kid, he survived and his family had to pay 2 milion on health expenses
>you wanted to be a hero didnt you?
>today you'll have to chose again

they should nuke them an get Production back in own countries when shit was worth the money

Prove me wrong.

>your baby is strapped to this dismembering mach- wait no come back I'm not even finished come on don't just leave like that

My sister recently went to China and she told me nobody used their blinking lights to signal which direction they would go. Instead they just honked and hoped the other person notices.

Im from Barcelona and our driving license is quite strict but my teacher told me he had some chinese students that didnt even know one trafic sign wich was imposible if they had passed the first paper exam.
So he asked they the goberment workers that made those exams and turns out the same ten chinese guys were making the exams over and over pretending they were diferent chinese students
Now they are more strict with their IDs

>roastie doesn't even care
how are you coming to that conclusion? It ends right after she gets up. Are you one of those incels I've heard so much about?

Well, there are worse ways to go, I suppose.

literally how?

China's duality is pure kino. On one hand, you have a global superpower government. On the other, you have a comically inept populace

Western lies, chinese are honorable people.

yes a billion people have all the same traits

that they are

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they are scum an need nuking an stop eating your first born gurl babies its not tradition you savage filth

Chinese recognize that they themselves have no value, so really they have a high iq after all.

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come one guys post some funny not fucked up ones

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RUNING THROUGH THESE BABIES LIKE I'M CHUNCHAN CHINAMAN

This one's already been posted.

>10 INT
>1 WIS

eh i didnt look through all the webms most are jus the typical ones were they die

>try to help someone in china who's injured
>be sued by the person you're helping
>be arrested by the government and have all your possessions revoked
>why? "if you're helping him, you're guilty of the crime and you feel guilty enough to help him"

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Any other games that accurately depict life in mainland china?

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HO
LY
SHIT

kino filename

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some real shit!

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What a sophisticated and esteemed culture.

The dog was more concerned than the people lmao

WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA

why do the penguins live in a bush?

Chinese medicine say baby bird make woman pussy stank a little less

Waht a gruesome death. Getting crushed over by tons of dirt. Girl just walks off unscathed by a couple inches.

Ffs

Imagine actually being stupid enough to drive a bike in China. I'd be scared shitless of driving a fucking Hummer on Chinese highways.

Don't have the webm readily available but
>guy hits a pedestrian
>understands he's fucked for life if guy lives
>literally contemplates for 5 seconds
>busts off knife
>finishes the guy off

lmao@chongsmorality

Why are there multiple cameras, one of them being operated, filming a random stretch of highway?

/r/ing this.

>barely audible Yakety Sax playing in the distance

Dengism was a mistake

the way he looks for it its more bird like than the bird babies

Excuse me, who the fuck are you? Mr Question Askman? Can you shut the fuck up and leave this thread immediately?

Based CIDF

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Forget it Jake, it's the chinese social credit score system

Forget it Alain Delon, it's chinatown

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big money in filming crazy shit happening in china

it's like the finger of god extinguishing him like you would a mosquito

>CARLOS

I thought she was going to lean closer to see what her co-worker found, only to have her eyes pierced as the other gets scared by a bird suddenly popping out of the nest.

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That’s a woman

They should have made the new terminator chinese

jesus what a dumb bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=2gUrYo28jug

How are all of their vehicles falling over so fucking easy

Their education system involves them learning by rote to attain high test scores rather than gaining any kind of active thought or intelligence. You can't learn driving on the motorway by rote

workers paradise

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Who does the testing for IQ? Could China be upping the results?

Tell me about huang, why doesn't he take the stairs?

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Sometimes I have the drive to walk up to a Chinaman and just go XING XONG XING XONG PA? AH XONG AH ZONG TSUAA PAAA in front of them. And if they say anything I just say AH XONG SO XONG XONG PAAAAA.
I just want to flaunt my fucking humanity in front of them.

IQ is a meme

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That's some fucking Fast and Furious shit right there holy goddamn hahahaha

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Whatever happened to china's endless IQ?

>dumb cunt keeps walking into moving car
>car keeps reversing after hitting her

It's like once they've decided on doing something they can't change despite new circumstances.

it's because of their retarded laws, if they kill someone they don't have to pay for their medical bills and will only do minimal jail time because of manslaughter.

underrated.

This is not enough to stop human empathy from kicking in, it goes way deeper than that.

What was this think chinking?

They changed the laws to force "good samaritan" behavior and then posted propaganda videos of people helping on liveleak. Probably to counter the shit reputation they're getting.

Are you telling me that they will take escalators, while being afraid of getting dropped into the machinery at the same time? Fucking chinks

youtube.com/watch?v=S3dZZ7jh8dw&feature=youtu.be&t=475

He wasn't thinking, he was chinking.

Morals? ..Where we're going, we don't need morals.

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes

This is completely accurate and I wish more people knew this.

On average they behave like cruel apes in some insane psychology experiment where the apes continually betray and destroy other apes for the tinyist almost invisible benefit to themselves over and over.

They display no more guilt or remorse over being directly responsible for the death or ruin of mother humans than a robot would. They only care if a human is a direct relative or if they somehow might have to face consequences, then they will show some concern. Other than that they show less concern for human lives than an insect. In fact they behave very much like insects.

As a nation and people they are monstrous and repellant.

>asians
>high iq

Explains a lot if you have the attention span to read it.

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>i think its due to them edging between the third and first world
They industrialised and urbanised faster than their population could deal with. Lawless roads and insanely stupid drivers thinking driving a car is the same as carting a fucking donkey on a dirt track is just one aspect of this.

Heh, sadly much of is just as true today.

Their lack of empathy is probably genetic and due to brain structure. If they are around whites long enough they seem to be able to pick it up or at least fake it.

sum ting wong

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Is that a sheet of red hot steel?

or as I've taken to calling it, red hot steel+chink

The best thing about this clip is that the SUV in the oncoming lane wouldve been the one to hit the truck if there wasnt a giant fireball in his face that made him finally realize hes about to hit something.

BASED

and then they shipped the steel to a construction site with bits of organic matter in it, causing the building to collapse

EPIC POST

organic matter wouldn't effect the steel's strength, but chink companies advertising it as a stronger grade than it actually is certainly would.

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would rather live in final destination china than the jewnited sharts of muttistan

dont @ me goblinos

Your country needs all the (You)'s it can get Xi.

>no dad, I asked you for an asian wife!
>b-but india is in asia...
>no dad, it's not the same! you ruined my birthday!