Just finished the first episode. I don't understand why she didn't want to suck his dick? I mean, you're outright confessing to a guy you liked him and now you don't like him? I mean you don't even like the most Alpha superhero there so who the fuck DO you like? He said 3 minutes, that sounds like the quickest job ever.
The fuck is Starlights problem? I don't have a single crush I wouldn't be begging for a date let alone the opportunity to give them some pleasure.
Women want to be wined and dined first.
Dude goes from 0-100 pretty quick.
Also did you see those tan lines?
No man should get their dick sucked with a bikini tan line.
do you like the same girls you liked when you were 10
Yes
you can bet your bottom dollar i do
Summer Cummings is timeless.
I'm a woman. I sure as hell like the same guys I did when I was 10. They were all older men anyways. Any girl who had a thing for little boys like Justin Bieber is denying their femininity.
I've never seen or sucked a dick before, so I can understand why she was hesitant and shocked when he threw down his pants. But she could have been a bit rational, be polite and ask to talk a bit more with him, say it's her first time. He would've been 10000% nicer and not a dick to her, especially when she fucking threatened to kill him.
She did this to herself because she's too stupid to understand hse doesn't need The Seven to be a Superhero.
This shit is what I feel Watchmen tried to be.
Makes me want to read the comic honestly, though from what I've researched online it's dark edgy for the sake of being dark edgy and kinda goes no where.
Hopefully season 2 keeps up the momentum.
>I'm a woman
>I've never seen or sucked a dick before
Nice LARP
>dark edgy for the sake of being dark edgy and kinda goes no where.
As if being good and just for the sake of happy endings gets anywhere.
It's not a larp, kill yourself, honestly. It's extremely easy to not see anything when you DON'T GO OUTSIDE. faggot
the comics arent good, the theme is great but the writing is full of glaring holes and they substitute profanity and gore for actual depth. I think the show is doing a great job at adapting the comics while actually improving it.
but surely you've seen porn at least
Starlight was raised in a super christian family and spent summers on Jesus camps. Also you would expect some class and modesty from a bonerfide superhero.
What if she was taken aback not because she didn't want to suck his dick, but because his dick looked disgusting? Like a fish dick. Do fish have dicks?
It's not the same as in person. That's like pretending you're good at sex because you watched someone else do it on TV. Don't kid yourself, it's never the same.
She was probably concerned about dolphin STDs.
I was raised as a JW, one of the stricter religions and upper class economically. I understand what class and modesty is and still live it. But it's not like I'm saying she should suck everyone's dick, if you honestly like a guy, you've thought about what a relationship is like with them and even marriage. What happens in marriage? You get on your hands, knees, back etc. It's unbelievable that she wouldn't try to pursue a possible marriage if she had the chance, and on someone of lesser class and modesty, she knows a good job probably would get his more personal attention. Plus she's going around calling people fucking assholes, we all know what goes on in those disgusting summer camps.
You spend the summer with your family, not bogus pretend worship summer camps.
Those summer camps summon the Devils urges, and she sure sucked his dick properly if she knew to throw up the cum so well.
This is a proper explanation, I wouldn't want to be with a dolphin fucker either.
tits or gtfo
Sure you didn't, it doesn't count because you drank a diet Coke after, right?
I mean like this.
based trips but also anyone I talk to say the comics are just a gritty gore fest that pitter patter nowhere.
The theme's cool but the execution sucks.
At least Watchmen has a great comic.
I've seen people have mixed reviews about the movie but rarely has anyone said the comic was bad.
t. Queen Maeve's slave.
Retards. Stop projecting.
>I'm a woman.
she's a grill so it had to be just like in her fantasy where they spend 3 weeks pining over each other before they can fug
DID. She said she DID like him, moron.
WOMEN BELONG ON THEIR KNEES
IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!
Why is Star fire so mad about sucking dick, when The Deep gets bullied by a homicidal maniac? Do girls always overexagerrate insignificant dilemmas?
I was expecting a weird dolphin dick when he was with that slut in Iowa.
freaky gills were okay though.
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
The TV series did Homelander 1000x better
the comic's edgy psychopath is so one-dimensional and boring, the build up is done a lot better and he starts to show his true colors far later