/hoc/

careful about shit talking female commentators itt the troons are here reporting in full force

INJUN I KNEEL I'M SO SORRY FOR PERSONALLY MURDERING 6 MILLION INJUN BABIES IN THE RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS PLEASE TAKE MY HOUSE MY MONEY AND MY WIFE

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Less than a week ago people in this sub were upvoting a post about rooting for the Kings even though that was bad for the Stars playoff chances because fuck Vegas.

I hope y'all feel kinda stupid now.

but at least roman josi has 90 points right kwab

MIRO BEAT THEIR FORECHECK MIRO BEAT THEIR FORECHECK MIRO BEAT THEIR FORECHECK

kys

Did you just say...upvote?

What's some misinformation you've spread lately? I'll start
>hockey is a good sport

What's /hoc/ FM playing this Saturday night?

never happened but also they deserved it

kys

an entire LAND of pee and poo

>New Zealand is white

I am so glad local historians btfo the habs for this. Fucking hate when sports team meddle in shit that doesn't concern them.

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the mild are a lock to make it out of the first round

Lucic is looking epic in his black cowboy hat tonight

American teams are American

Was Montreal not part of Mohawk lands?

Not the island.

looch more like lurch
where the fuck did his neck go

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Why am I wasting my time in this thread instead of studying for my finals?

Nice stars tied the game fick Vegas

Shit teams

if ya fuckin dont know the material by now ya aint gonna pass anyways

uh oh vegasbros...

could be a peninsula

probably not your money paying the tuition so what do you care if you dont learn shit

jlmi

LET'S
GO
KRAKEN

According to Mathew DeFranks of the Dallas Morning News and assistant coach Derek Laxdal, Bowness' strategy that he told the team to change for the second period is "forecheck backcheck paycheck bois", then he asked Gurianov "how're the stats no-stats? Give your balls a tug ya tit-fucker", and then he told Benn "3 things are going to happen when we go back out there; we hit them, they hit the ground, we jerk off on their benches. And for fuck sake we're not trying to have a donnybrook here, leave it on the ice and shoot bar downskies, always bar downskies! Where the fuck is Shoresy, he can do a better job than any one of you tit-fuckers that skips leg day. Mono- Miro, stop getting distracted by the puck bunnies, eh? Fuck lemony snickets, what series of unfortunate events did you all come from? Boulevard of broken dreams?"

> he should be on more people's lips
just like my benis

faggots and trannies have NO PLACE in the game of hockey

They're not going to make playoffs

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when Walter Gretzky died i posted here that he was the gretzky of hockey dads i was real proud of that one

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Montreal was unclaimed when Cartier came back then 2nd time and the French ended up settling there.
>Then, stretching out their hands towards the hills that lie to the East and South of the mountain, ‘There,’ said they, ‘are the places where stood Villages filled with great numbers of Sauvages. The Hurons, who then were our enemies, drove our Forefathers from this country. Some went towards the country of the Abnaquiois, others towards the country of the Hiroquois, some to the Hurons themselves, and joined them. And that is how this Island became deserted.’”
>Father Barthelemy Vimont

Cope my islanders are basically an original six team

Trying to guilt trip us with this shit is gay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Peace_of_Montreal

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careful there are nuckiesissies around to report you

>Getting bodied by Jan Rutta
Fucking lmao

Question for everyone. We are all in agreement that there is no way the coaching staff is back next season but do you think Jim Nill also gets let go? I really don't know if I trust him to bring in the right coach. He's hired four with Monty and Ruff (who was good at the time) being good and Hitch and Bones being terrible.

Cope it's Prophetic Doctrine

here for the laffs collapse

Is there a worse city on earth than Toronto?

I believe in the kitties

>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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owen sound

San Francisco

neither laffs nor kitties have any sort of defense. this SHIT game is just back and forth waltzing into the zone. holy fucking first round exits lmfao

Who has the most

>According to the 19th-century historian Francis Parkman: "Spanish civilization crushed the Indian; English civilization scorned and neglected him; French civilization embraced and cherished him"

Sounds pretty gay tbqhwy

It's 3-2 dallas now you can stop redditposting

how was the stars best coach during the last decade hitting the bottle while he was behind the bench? do nhl coaches really have that little effect on the game?

this kitties-laffs game is a fucking pisser

Los Angeles

Who cares. Whoever it is, they surely aren't playing KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!!

if they let women coach their would be more of an impact

Players used to play drunk if you're gonna be an alchy hockey is the sport to be involved with

at least kraken can win the "best jerseys of the game" award

YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE COP ON THE FORCE BOBROVSKY

coaches dont actually do anything. they all run the same drills and say the same shit.

Imagine this speech given by a female that would fire me up
youtube.com/watch?v=rQyEJpPSLdQ

stop trying to sound bri ish

Mikheyev/Tavares/Engvall is a fucking god tier line, I've been wanting this for years
run that as your second or third line in the playoffs and you're beauty

This
The French were not cruel to the natives, the English try to generalize everything they did as something that all Europeans did and drag us down with them

>It's inspirational because he's swearing!

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>other cultures religious symbols

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you must be at least 18 years old to post here

Don't you have a Ukrainian bullet to die to?

Cope the Russians are the good guys
Z

>us

Yes

Z

>you

they should let simmonds fight someone

We need many more women broadcasters in hockey. I shudder when I think of all the years I watched hockey with all-male broadcast teams; all of that insight from former women's hockey players that I was deprived of. It's a wonder I was even able to watch the games.

Hockey is boring
What rule would you add to make it not boring?

tim peel was right about leah hextranny

lacrosse goals are worth 2

Do you remember in the 90s when everyone was using Buddhist imagery?

hand passes and kick in goals

Remove fouls and let the players weaponize their sticks

Get rid of the trapezoid

why janny fumin' at misinformation chads

play two pucks during the third period

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One random player on each team is secretly on the other team, nobody knows who except that one player

Make it legal to bodycheck the goalie

This is you

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Based.

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>lames are starting wolf
oh, this'll be good

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Whenever a goal is scored the goalie receives an electric shock

5x5 Gary Time
Multi Puck 5th round before Gary Out
>MULTIGARY!!!!!!!
NHL2 and proper women's NHL
Gary finally fucking retires
>free punch and pie

you're a raped bitch

Seattle needs to fucking win
My knighties :(

players have to pkay overtimes blindfolded

One player on each team gets to ride a Zamboni

Ngl I liked mikheyev on the 1st line and engvall and nylander together they have great chemistry together, nylander covers for the odd engvall mistake

Awoooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hail Gary

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who the FUCK is gary?

It's time bro's

I think I'll have one more glass before bed

Mikheyev breaking into a top 6 role is making me more hopeful that he's gonna resign
we're also probably shredding Mrazek's 3.8M contract in the off-season, so there's probably gonna be room for Mikheyev and Engvall to resign

They let furries play now?

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Vladar is playing why does /hoc/ lie to me

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: one of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
And he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

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>Tampa has 14 goals in their last two games
Bros are they heating up?

The snail from Spongebob

Why not drink the whole thing, lad? it's Saturday, don't tell me you're worshipping the Sun in the morning
>heathens

kill yourself

Miami Panthers announcer is orgasming every time a Miami Panther is touching the puck

gg Florida

>LAFFS

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>laffs

>laffs

WELL MAYBE I WILL, WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH!?!?!?!?
>stupid fuckwit

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kys

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Wolf's calm presence on the bench will lead the team to the win

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Please kys

When you put it that way, I may as well enjoy myself

OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs
OUR KITTIES
>laffs

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Our kitties!

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Leaf haters acting like this overtime loss is a playoff elimination

The Kitties announcers are pretty insufferable but I guess they deserve it given how long the Panthers have been awful for.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Leafs will be in a good playoff position so who cares
Florida is going to have to cope with their first round exit when we're pretty much guaranteed to be in the conference finals at minimum