>Countdown to the Rolex Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Wheresa-me-watcha-gona Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO): f1exposure.com/#/countdown
>News: VER LEC PER in Sprint Brawn unmoved by Russell’s criticism of “processional” sprint race Leclerc ‘paid the price’ for pushing too hard too soon Armstrong wins dullest F2 race of all time Hamilton sounds like he wants to take a sabbatical in post-sprint interview A partheid apologist Naomi Schiff's head-crushing thighs will be in our dreams tonight
I only fap to tranny porn. What has this website done to me?
Nicholas Bennett
gimi
Juan Parker
>Hello Toto Ja, hallo! Es sein mich, Toto! >Yes, i know, Toto. Please do come in. Lay down on the couch Zhank you very much für seeing me on such short Notiz, Doktor >That's fine. What seems to ail you this time Toto? Herr Gott, Doktor. Es sein terrible. Es just wont stop. Es sein driving mich verrückt. >What is driving you crazy, Toto? DAS DELFIN, DOKTOR! Das verfickte Delfin! Es sein following mich und es ficken mein Wagen! ES SEIN MOCKING ME! ME! TORGER WOLFF! >A dolphin is doing what to? JA DOKTOR, EIN VERFICKTE DELFIN! Es sein inside unser Wagen. You ever seen how das Delfin swims? Es bounces up and down in das Wasser. But it does not know es sein inside ein Wagen. Es machen das Wagen go up und down und es machen Ludwig look like he sein ein bad driver. LUDWIG, broken by ein Delfin! FICK DICH, DELFIN! >Ok, Toto. Is the dolphin with us, right now, in this room? Nein, Herr Doktor but ich können hear it laughing at mich. Es sein making ein mockery of mich. Do you know how ein Delfin sounds? Es sein ein annoying laughing sound, like zhis: kikiiikikikikiiiikikiiiii. Es sounds just like Susie laughing at mein Johannes locked up in zhe Käfig. >Does Susie still put your penis in a chastity cage? Ja, Herr Doktor, es sein driving mich crazy. Mein balls sein as blue as das Alpine livery. Susie only unlocken mich if Ludwig vins ein Rennen. >Mhm, that's indeed a tall order. But Toto, how would it make you feel if i told you that it is not actually a dolphin that's causing your car to be a, pardon my french, absolute shitbox but a porpoise, i belive in German it is called a "Schweinswal". They are related to dolphins but are a different family of toothed whales. Doktor, you mean ich haben misgendered das Delfin? Vee sein Formel Eins, vee sein inclusive. Vee not misgenderen anyone. Oh mein Gott, ich sein so sorry. >Dont worry Toto, i'll schedule another 500 hours of therapy for you. We'll get to the bottom of this. Danke sehr, Herr Doktor. ICH WILL GET ZHIS SCHWEINSWAL!
Okay lads now that were on the topic of cute girls last thread for the zoomers or who were teens around 2010-2013 who was the hottest girl in Victorious?
/f1/ related because Ariana Grande goes to F1 GPs and had a concert for the Singapore GP and she was part of the show
For me it was VJ personally, AG is a close second. Yeah I tend to, although I did make a fetlife account.
Xavier Brown
>Horse face >Otherwise nice Good for you user. How much?
Jack Young
Oh I thought both of you fucked her when she was at the Hungarian GP.
Luis Perry
>Ferrari owning Aussie shitposter i doubt ill actually buy it my dads just selling off all his assets and retiring because of the and giving me and me siblings his money, its just buying it doesnt seem like that bad of a decision since i dont have a lot of confidence in most of australias economy over the next decade and think ill be fairly employable with a bcomm and m of mech eng
>I got warned for a post featuring a picture of Max Verstappen relating to the contents of the post itself for "off topic posting" christ these janitors are ruthless. They must have been paid double for their overzealous work
Just buy one of the older Ferraris like a 430 and tune the shit out of it, it will cost you a lot less and you'll have as much fun. A Lambo is also a better investment IMO. >I paid her management to let me fuck her when shr was in Portugal three years ago What the fuck lmao
Adrian Murphy
this post is off topic, please delete it
Angel Perry
With candy
Chase Green
Aussie user take your meds
Mason Young
There are no real rules of moderation. Jannies are basically like the FIA Enjoy your ban.
Christopher Gray
500aud for the hour went a bit over without issue, paid 200 to go in raw dont think she minded since i was 17 and looked young(my id said 19), astoundingly good fuck compared to regular prostitutes you really get someone who enjoys being a slut, was basically just on holiday
Caleb Smith
He wants to buy an 812gts ($700k)
Oliver Martinez
if red bull fuck this up again i'm going to jack off to Geri.
Justin Garcia
Nice. Glad you had a good experience. Money well spent
Camden Lopez
oh i thought it was one of the old ones like a 412
Believing anything an Australian says here after: >claiming to have got a German escort pregnant for several months until /f1/ noticed the story had holes in it and they admitted they were lying for attention here >had a meltdown here after scaring off one of their e-gf's and started spamming the messages he was sending her, /f1/ agreeing the aussie was schizo as fuck >posted their e-gf's nudes here for attention then got pissed at /f1/ when they got him to admit she was LGBT+, they tried to get the general deleted and had her nudes removed from the internet, they later claiming they didn't do anything and it was the HAMspammer's fault
You talk to her manager and ask for a fruit basket, then they will name the price of the fruit basket. Mine was 12,000€. Then they will tell you where to pick up your fruit basket. I had some friends who got me in contact with her manager and I was aware that these things were possible before I tried
Jose Ramirez
factually based
Camden Myers
Whats the story? Did you just run into her? Or did you contact her to set it up
Jose Jones
Kys kike faggot, Horner took max and partially defeated the great Satan, he won 4 championships in a row with the youngest driver at the time. He prolly fucked the shit out of ginger spice for a month straight after winning the WDC with max. Stay the fuck in your subversion threads on /pol/ no one wants you here.
Charles Reyes
Personally I have to agree, I'd like to believe it but he's posted no proofs as requested in the previous thread. Jesus fucking christ dude, 12k for 1 fuck?
Ryder Thomas
>and had her nudes removed from the internet he tried.
Mason Perez
desu the entire RB team is based
Owen Price
>when they got him to admit she was LGBT+ i literally posted that pride flag video with the equivalent of an "uh oh" comment and then she said she was "pan"
you really should keep your lies to when im asleep mate
Jason Nguyen
now that Hamilton is defeated for good and entering Vettel tier, I can say that Red Bull has done its job and can kindly fuck off to the back of the grid as well.
Leo Morales
Yeah that's what they go for, and she's on the cheap side. For me it wasn't about that sex but who I was getting to fuck. That second feeling, to me, is priceless.
funny how the boomer who deserved more wdc (alonso) is doing better than the other two carbabbies
Henry Hall
dont really know what proof youd like i live in a shitty 300 a week apartment and have a couple grand in the bank, i havent got any money and at least the next financial year
i literally post about how to rip off doordash
Ryder Fisher
Kek but it is exactly the terminology they use or used at the time. "Fruit Basket"
Brayden Reed
>believing anything an user says in general without a timestamp of sorts
