DODGERS VS PADRES GAMETHREAD

Is UFC an sport?

the most galling thing about it is that Gurriel is an ugly mother fucker himself

>Is UFC an sport?
No.

Muncy cucked again

is this a fucking joke? ump is blatantly rigging

We both get cucked by the umps, might be a good game today. Just worried about our slumping padres offense, that's all ;3;

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nice catch belli

it takes two!

>machimpo

his plate discipline is so good that he makes them think about the robot future when they're unemployed and living on the streets, so they take out their frustrations on him

how good is Abrams' arm at short? Just adequate or above average?

Very promising SS, but his offense is kinda weak atm but I'm certain he'll warm up as the season goes by, he has a strong cannon arm, that's for sure!

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based willy

kek.
Cronenworth ran a country mile to try to get a glove on than bleeder.

we need a fucking pitch clock for darvish, this is ridiculous

lets go DODGERS

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belliSAFE

the rhythm of San Diego life is slow and steady

THIS FUCKING UMP

>yu darvish

I knew something smelled fishy

who drinking a delicious Stone IPA rn
i know i am

It is a very vibing and chill city, after all :)

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good ab CT3

kek, darvish is SHOOK

i fucking hate garbish so much dadbros

>poo garbish

can someone cap that SD milf with the big rack near the batting circle?

don't worry poobros, risp will surely saveyou

don't even care if we RISP this, getting Darvieh to 50 pitchers in the second is worth it

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>bombston no hitter ruined

Is Darvish trying to kill people?

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Poor Darvish :c i hope he gets better as season goes by

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>mookie

twitter.com/mlb_fights/status/1517725117568139264

fight

first time?

any padres fan who gets into a fight is no true padres fan

dookie betts vs poo garbish in a spaghetti spilling competition

>he didn't trust the load-the-bases plan

>twitter.com/mlb_fights/status/1517725117568139264
i think this was from yesterday. I still remember that one SD Padres fan who knocked the fuck out of that rockie fan lmao

>youtube.com/watch?v=GCBW0oqRO8w&t=14s

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>RISP

I love the guy but he's a lot of heartburn to have on a staff-phenomenal arsenal with coin flip command. I'll always root for him to do well but I'm glad the Dodgers didn't keep him.

>Darvish has >50 pitches
>Anderson has 7
uh oh

>be red sux
>no-hit
>blow 2-3 on the 10th inning
point and laugh at the future 5th place franchise

Glory Days. Yeah, they'll pass you by.

Myers with the baby bird hair

>BAH GAWD KING JEFF HARDY JUST TOOK A RIGHT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OH MAH GAWD HE'S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE BELTS COULD CHANGE HANDS HERE TONIGHT

Alfaro looks cool as fuck. I wish we were neighbors who shared a balcony or something.

He has a strong throwing arm against runners who tries to steal, absolutely smokes them

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>1-0

bros my sister's water just broke, shes in the hospital birthing room right now
im gonna be an uncle

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congrats bro. be a good uncle.

Cheers, bro.

thanks fellas
ill do my best

shitty ump is forcing guys who never chase to expand their zone

this is at least the 4th game this season that I've noticed a fluctuating wide strike zone

I live near Petco Park but I never go to any games

lazy, poor or both?

you should, it's in the running for best ballpark in the country
and the beer is top notch all over the park

wew, look at that dinger

Padres are shit, always have been, always will be so there's no point

me too. I live off the 94 near downtown. I've never been to comic con either.

also a san diegan here, comic con stopped being fun in like 2012

I've been to Petco park, super-nice, went the last time we swept the Dodgers. What's funny is that I live in SD and I have never ever been to SDCC in my life lol

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YOU DO NOT
PITCH IT
TO THE CRONE ZONE