Couldn't they have made this more realistic? Like The 20 Year Old Virgin?

I can't even imagine myself having sex to be honest

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Failed normalfags think this is that bad lmao.
Just leave this shithole while you can

20s fine as long as you're still in college
Once you're out of college you're actually screwed, though. If you couldn't meet a girl when you were literally in the same room with the same group of people, every day for months on end, you're going to have a hell of time meeting people through work or whatever normie group hobby you adopt in a desperate bid to find somebody

I just assume most people had the same experiences I did growing up. What the fuck were you all doing age 15-17 if it wasn't trying to get your dick in a hole?

i was rotting away playing video games, regret so much. but the thing that hurts the most was a girl in my school who showing interest but i never responded to her signs and approached her because i was a pussy

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>What the fuck were you all doing age 15-17
where do you think you are?

>tfw 3 more years

should i just end it now bros?

I tried but they did everything but penetration. Now I’m a virgin for life

Imagine wasting your life on this website holy shit.

for me next year i will be a 40 years virgin, fuck my worthless life every second of it

I know, it's hard to believe for newfriends. but many of us spent our best years on the internet. 4chins, wow, runescape, etc..

The longest I have went without sex, since I lost my virginity at age 12, was about a month when I was hospitalized. The first person I fucked when I got out of the hospital? You guessed it, the cute phlebotomist who I flirted with every morning at 5am. I cannot understand why you poor guys don’t get laid. I know tons of dudes, that some would consider ugly, who get laid every weekend.

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>a girl I would call a thicc babe today always made the effort to spend time with me back in HS
>acted interested in my bullshit
>even tried to lowkey ask me out
>mfw I never gave a fuck about her because me and my nerd friends got beta keys for Dota 2 back then and we would spend all of our time playing or discussing builds/items/heroes at school
>mfw she was my only chance

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40 year old virgins are going to be pretty fucking common over the next 25 years, seeing as women will only fuck Chad now. Inceldom and hypergamy is booming.

it's over for a lot of people. behavioral sink is almost in full effect.

Well thats how comedy works. You take an unfortunate situation and you exaggerate it to impossible proportions

how old are you

That weirds me out more than if you hadn't even touched a girl at all. You are like stuck in a loading screen forever, never really finished.
I have been posting for a long time, never stopped me

>never stopped me
you swam close to the surface then. one of the lucky ones

I turn 39 in November. But seriously, there is no reason why people my age or even 18 should be virgins. Especially with the millions of lonely women out there on the internet. Like I said in my earlier post, never mind the ugly dudes I know who get laid, there's a lot of 5/10s and below chicks who are dying to be fucked. I just don't get it.

do women understand that 40 years and 40 more years is perfectly normal to go without sex?

i'm regretting having sex. I turned 30 today, I'd be a wizard if I wasn't so attractive in high school. Now that doesn't matter but I'll never have powers that would actually help in life.

If you have that brain problem where you just cannot stop thinking about sex and its the best thing in life, but thats rarer than media would have you believe. Most men are good Catholics who only want to have meaningful sex with their wife.

I see no reason to have sex, seems like a waste of time.

said the virgin to the judge. electric chair

it has nothing to do with looks/money or whatever like most people here think, for them it's just a scapegoat.
I mean look at eliot rogers, nigga had a great car and still ended up being a butthurt virgin.

I think he had girlbrains to be so good looking but so butthurt. Maybe it was one of those situations where he went over in his head how every encounter would already go so he started out pissy, too inside his own head.

He said he cannot understand why dudes 18+ don't get laid
I'm just letting him know that people are different, not having sex may seem ridiculous to him but I'm apathetic towards it.

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Just pay for it

Then why are you in this thread if it doesn't bother you? That's fine for people who don't obsess over sex. I truly don't and I've in a monogamous relationship with my wife for almost seven years. When I was single I just put myself in the best positions socially to at least have the option of sex if I wanted it. Also, I'm a 5'8" 160 lb balding manlet so it's not like I'm a "chad". It's cliche, but in my experience, it really comes down to a good sense of humor, confidence and the vibe of not giving a fuck. The "chad" meme might hold water on daring sights, I wouldn't know, but it's never been the case in real life in my experience. Watching lesbian porn and getting good at licking clits is a nice way to keep them coming back once you've sealed the deal. My dick is below 7" but over 5" and I've never had any complaints. Use your hips and focus on making her cum first. Foreplay is the key to that. Anyway, thats my two cents.

Imagine dying that happy.

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your beta two cents. I'd never put my mouth near a vagina.

I can't approach girls without feeling dread

>just be confident bro

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was making the credits look like hosnoejisbitjebtional?

Ok, my guy. To each their own lol.

Only faggots don't eat pussy. Good job

Girls are just as awkward as dudes are. You're literally putting pussy on a pedestal.

we are here to suffer

based

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Sounds like you were born into the wrong gender. If your chromosomes had been different then you wouldn't have to be the one doing the approaching and you could just choose from everyone approaching you and practically begging to date you.

Yeah but I've approached a couple girls and got the brush off. My eggshell ego can't handle it.

I've had plenty of opportunities in high school to lose virginity. Like me and girl both naked in bed. But I was too cowardly to put on condom and jam it in. So I would just make out, suck on her tits, finger her at best and that's it. I was just so afraid of putting my pepe in vagoo. Like I was so anxious I wasn't even horny. I still don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

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have sex

Find Christ

but Christ is just a prophet, not a deity.

Why are virgins so demonized these days?

I wouldn't believe if someone told me I will lose virginity at 28 with escort and will never be in relationship. I was the definition of normie in school and was absolutely certain of my successful normie future.

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It’s not that I can’t get girls, I honestly just prefer masturbation

This included masturbation, no one here would manage that.

I was reading tons of books, getting As, hanging with older guys from college, playing guitar, singing, playing at school theater, playing video games, cycling, going to music festivals, hiking, swimming, fishing with my grandfather and many other things. I was harboring romantic feelings towards some girls but nothing sexual

s-shut up!

For to him who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.

It's a combination of mentality and circumstances. Just like some guys have the ability to make money out of nothing while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet.