Be me , very fa/tv/irgin

No seriously, they have money. Every time, its money. But you wouldn't know that irl ,because in public you just assume this guy is like you and just got "lucky". No , its because he is rich.

Hot. Post tummy.

Why is this shit such a big fucking deal to you idiots

You’re right.
Money is the most important, then looks, then nothing else matters much.

He has a great fat man personality, you're a shut-in

Getting a gf is like 10% looks and 90% luck.
Once school is over and you are at college or even worse at work, it entirely depends on who ends up in your social circle of friends and if they are already engaged.
Most of the people i knew through my friends or hobbies were guys or girls already in a relationship.
Stop saying it's charisma or looks

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>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool
is this true?

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It will be once this empathy teaching simulation runs its course and I can better appreciate my Chad.sim realities as I play through them.

Lets say you get a gf, then what?

Finish the movie i was trying to watch

>charisma
You need to be attractive to have charisma

No.

Charisma and Luck stat are broken as fuck IRL.

No, even when I was a kid I sort of became disillusioned with all that stuff and just wanted to get high and play video games. Now everyone I see that lived that lifestyle is fat and ugly but somehow I still kept my youthful complexion, and they’re kind of cringe too, like they don’t know a lot about stuff and basically just act like an animated Dwayne the Rock Johnson Instagram post and they’re usually amazed by the stuff I have to say or the random assorted knowledge I have.

>No, even when I was a kid I sort of became disillusioned with all that stuff and just wanted to get high and play video games. Now everyone I see that lived that lifestyle is fat and ugly but somehow I still kept my youthful complexion, and they’re kind of cringe too, like they don’t know a lot about stuff and basically just act like an animated Dwayne the Rock Johnson Instagram post and they’re usually amazed by the stuff I have to say or the random assorted knowledge I have.

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>le disillusion meme
>dude weed
>using cringe unironically
you sound like an insufferable tool and a pseud to boot

and we wonder why women won't touch you incels

you turn life into this quixotical endeavor and then bitch and moan when everyone just tires of your bullshit and would rather have friends and sex and experiences

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>be me
>chad
>women like to be my friend
>women like to fuck me
>women don't like to be my gf
I don't get it

Must be poor.

I'm a collegefag, all of us are poor

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No wonder

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Women are willing to let a lot go if you can make them laugh and are interesting.

I'm extremely average appearance wise and somehow managed to snag a fit qt med student because of this.

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No you don't. Charisma is one of those things that compensates for lack of physical attractiveness.

I feel like I much more often see the opposite, doughy, plain-to-ugly females with decent looking guys. Also there is a chance the guy in question was her gay friend, unless you saw them passionately making out or something.

No, it’s not cope. When I was in high school pretty much every female around me found me attractive, they saw me as a sexual object, I’ve probably fueled maybe hundreds of fantasies. It still follows me even until this day. I’m literally just too much a pure romantic though, and women are genuinely evil, so I’d rather just sit in my monk cell like Mary Magdalene clinging to Jesus’ leg.

too much pressure to compete with all the other girls so they psych themselves out
find a female dragon to match your energy and have a fire conversation

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I'm basically billy from ST with smaller pecs

>It's almost as if
Is there any other phrase that so perfectly outs a Redditor?

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Such a beta thing to say

How fat are you, big guy?

I'm not the sad lonely stoner who thinks obvious stock photos are funny

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Remember when you were going through school and just thought things like jobs and girlfriends were something that would just happen to you at some point.

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Being fat has little to do with attractiveness,

that guy was probably tall and had thick bones.

>I’m literally just too much a pure romantic though
beta cope
raised on disney and vidya and bullshit narratives and probably a single mother too

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>charisma
this is cope for men who prefer to see as not disposable. the truth is that the fat guy is jsut a temporary provider, just like the chads, but he will be dumped even quicker when chads orbit the slut

they do though

you have to be really trying to not achieve either of those in life

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just fucking ask one of them out. 1 will eventually say no. when you get shot down go fucking ask the next one.

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This

t. femanon

>incel gets ignored so he has to larp as a woman to get a pity (You)
Yikes sweetheart.

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>Once school is over and you are at college or even worse at work, it entirely depends on who ends up in your social circle of friends and if they are already engaged.
this, i had a beautiful gf basically ask me out in grad school but since she left...bleak fucking shit

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Uhm...sweetie? Have sex.

Err... sweetheart... have intercourse.

That’s not me, although he is right about you people having to come up with some convoluted excuse on why I’m wrong. When you’ve lived that life it’s easy to understand how a person could become disillusioned with it.
Case in point here, this is pure projection. This man literally fears me, I can just imagine the cracks in his psyche that I have just ripped open

There is never a guarantee 1 will eventually say yes, this is a huge fallacy.

Uhm...sweetie? That's for marriage.

They have a 10 inch wallet

ok sweetie then maybe you should find someone and have sex then maybe just maybe

All women are queens-
*unsheathes katana*
incel....

fuck off pseud

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How?

duct tape and a gag

>This man literally fears me, I can just imagine the cracks in his psyche that I have just ripped open
soijack.jpg

>Go to movie alone
>Admittedly cute femoid who was sitting close to me runs up to me after film
>"Heyyy, you like the movie?"
>Shrug and smile
>Her coven of friends are all giggling
>She puts a hand on my arm
>"Heyyy this is random but I was wondering if if-"
>Take it off
>"I have a boyfriend."
>Night-Cycle home and choke my little slut in the shower

what

bbasedd

9pipe.com/watch/play/ph592be7e5c1217/big-dick-dread-head-dude-fucks-and-breeds-little-short-slim-latino-guy

nvm i get it now

My mom married my dad because he had two houses by the sea. He was bald and fat and was in college until he was 35.

I'm nearly 30 and I never had sex or gf. My entire childhood and teenage years and 20s were all miserable. All I've ever done was do what other people wanted me to do. When does my life stop being miserable?

Who wrote this?
I was starting right tackle in highschool football, went to nationals for shot put in the spring and lost my virginity at 15. played video games all before that then spent my highschool time fucking and partying. Now im 23 and have come back to video games because I had more fun doing that.

Lol you were born out of a loveless marriage

Why do people here spit out boomer advice? Or shit you'd see on a fucking fortune cookie?

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You sound so scared

At least they are still together and I love them both.

Anyone can get a girlfriend, 99% of people on this earth fucks, fat, ugly, disabled. Its you who are not willing to try.

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I have a friend at work that is obese, pretty obnoxious to have a conversation with because he kind of spits when he talks, his voice is like a 56 year old chain smoker, and his laugh is a wheezy guffaw - he slays easy tail nearly every weekend because he has multiple drug hookups and only exists in the jamband/hippy scene. None of the girls are anyone I would even look twice at, let alone enter a conversation or ultimately fuck, but they want his drugs. So if you don't care about what she looks like or how insufferable she can be, go for hippy drug girls at phish shows when you have a sack of mdma

>in college until he was 35.
Well was he in college for years or did he just not go to college till he was older? He could have been rich before going to college like my brother. He's 32 and only going to college this year but he already has fuck loads of money from his trade job since he was 20.

it’s less than 99%

based

He was in college for a long time with the help of his rich parents.

at how you are going to crack my psyche? oh very scared

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I have a 5'3" indian friend who has a facial deformity, but guess what virgins, he slays mad puss. Yesterday at work I saw him leaving with a cute, slim 7/10 brunette. He's shown me pictures of his old girlfriends with cum on their faces and asses, this guy is a fucking slayer.

And all you virgins cry in your room lmao. Just talk to girls bro, it's so fucking easy. Jeez.

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pajeets are braver than the seals and SAS combined

How long? What did he study?

When you become rich.

The money means noting to me anymore because whats the point spending my late 30s rich when my entire youth was miserable? I can't get that back no matter how much money I make.

Yeah and you definitely wont catch anything off of girls like that

Almost 20 years. Ship engineering.

You're a bad person

How about you stop living with your past, cuck?

What do you mean by miserable? Did your parents molest you? Did your dog died?

No. I'll only be happy when I can take others down to my level. If I have to be miserable then so does everyone else.

Yes, you’re basically having a mental breakdown out in the open for all of us to see. You idolize the normies and normies lifestyle through illusionary self-help grifting personalities on the internet, I’m trying to say the normies are just regular people, and your brain can’t handle it, it’s breaking down. I did say women are evil but I also despise homosexuality.

I'm not at your level but whenever someone in a happy relationship complains about another aspect of their life I dont feel bad for them or try to help because they already have someone for that and should be grateful they arent alone

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You're just jealous. Be yourself bro.

They literally just know how to be funny.
Even a fat neckbeard is preferable to you if he can light up a conversation.
It's the awkward silence you bring that really ruins your chances with women, not your physical form.

He probably has a really big dick, and yours is tiny, lmao

4 inches isnt tiny. Its just slightly below average.

because other than being ugly and fat you also have a lot of other negative traits witch you refuse to acknowledge

how can one person be so based

Maybe he’s just a pure soul burned by the world, you ever think about that one?

I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds.

>implying the majority of marriages aren't loveless by year 5 nowadays.

Not op but having a 7 inch dick and not being able to use it is suffering

wew the projection

good one pseud incel

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This I turned down sex with a girl in highschool cuz I would do better later

Boy was I wrong about that

You're just an idiot

Yeah, this is a hard thing to accept at a late twenties single man
Where the fuck do you go to talk to women? Bars are a shit show, gym is uncomfortable to be approached in their eyes, and no single women under thirty volunteers apparently.

going to the soup kitchen to volunteer tonight and it's always retirees or under 15 children.

Why is it when a MAN says he's lonely it's the worst thing in the world and is akin to being a pedophile/criminal? Any other issue and there's some support but a man DARING to say he's upset about being lonely earns the hatred and mockery of all "normal" people?

You say I’m a psued but here I’ve been typing essays, a volume of cultural critique the type of which you won’t get anywhere else. And you can barely type at all, you can barely even think!— just frantically searching for the best reaction image that will get you the most updoots, I can just about see you right now in my minds eye, hunched over, eyes straining, desperately trying to pick back up the broken fragmented pieces of your.... psyche. While my Psyche is like the psyche that married Cupid, and your like the evil sister that plummeted to her death on the jagged rocks.

Because it implies some fault is on women even if the man doesn't blame women and is just talking about his situation and these days you cant criticise women

Dude have you had sex yet? you sound like the person you posted about why don't you shut the fuck up and stop trying to sound smart in a fucking anime board of all places. BTW I'm not even the guy you responded too you sound like a fucking tool.

Don't know. Probably something about how women can do whatever they want these days but men are still expected to do what they always had to.

That one Asian fucker that did that all over town and eventually people avoided him

This, I'm not bad looking and tall, yet I act like a bored, introverted autist who suffers everytime he attends a social gathering. It makes me look stand-offish and off-putting, besides, some girls dig the big bear aesthetic and being funny and pleasant to be around helps enormously. Girls being repulsed by manlets and fatties is partially just a Yea Forums meme.

Good on you man hope that fantasy got you off

Exact same issue I have, you cant really fix your whole demeanor either, I cant talk to women about mundane shit but the second I try to talk about anything else I can tell they just want to be away from me

(confidence) and social connections seems to be the meme but it didn't help me a shit and still doesn't I honestly have no fucking idea brehs
T. Virgin

How much money, anons? Thanks

Based, how much are they worth right now?

Same, confidence only works along with good social skill, being confident enough to approach women but not knowing how to properly talk to them means fuck all.
I also have a large social circle of normies and have met girls through them and it still lead nowhere

100k a year at least

I work in HR so I'm good at talking with people and pretending to care about their interests and whatnot. I still never had a gf. Why?

Have fun been alone and virgin at 30 I guess only a year and a bit to go for me

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Might have a strange gait or something so women are put off you

>make dating app to get, at very least, practice gf
>feel like a fucking fag for even having it
>uninstall and delete despite getting a decent amount of likes
>determine that i'd rather be a virgin than feel like a fag

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ugly guy who's had multiple gf's checking in. I just put on a fake persona all the time. eventually you know exactly what people want to hear. but you can't have autism.

Idk same here when I worked I guess it's just a luck/biological mechanism that's broken in this day and age blame it on whatever chemicals in the x over population breakdown of (society)
Mfw can't even get a practice gf so I just go back to fondling my old mum who doesn't seem to mind and she's thick as fuck

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nightmare fuel desu senpai
I'm 32, financially well off, have fucked a lot in the past few years since unjusting and got a cute gf now but this shit never lets you go.

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I am 39 ugly poor virgin never had a gf, all i have are regrets and lost dreams, fuck my worthless life ....

But I work with all women and they all love me and get along great with me. The are all old though. In their late 30s to late 40s.

Tfw got loads of matches on tinder with attractive girls but as soon as I messaged them they unmatched me

You worked in HR too? I never met anyone else on here who does.

jesus bro

Older women are generally friendlier but remember they are taken so they arent looking at you through the eyes of a young single judgemental woman but they just see you as a harmless co worker

A girl from college was talking on phone to me and while still talking to me she said she had to pee and she brought the phone with her into the bathroom and continued to talk to me while peeing. Whats up with that? I thought it was very odd. I'd never do that with anyone.

No, definitely not. But there are things you can only really do, get away with and enjoy when you're young so you gotta make those experiences then or miss out and live with regret which is something a lot of people cant deal with

I'm with you man. Older women love me too, the single ones at work all blatantly want me to fuck them but they're disgusting. Why can't they just send me their attractive daughters or nieces?

>all those words and basic mythology

yeeeaah no fuck off pseud
brevity is the sole of feet

calm down incel
did i strike a nerve? Sad that some of you have never had sex when girls have never been easier in history. Being celibate is a talent at this stage

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You dont get to complain when it's just you being picky

One house is basically worth 1 million euros or more if you include land and the other was sold for 200 thousand euros during the war but could have been sold for much higher prices today.

urine the friendzone to pee levels

if i'm gonna fuck someone it isn't going to be a hook-up or one night stand. what gets me off is seeing them look in your eyes and express emotion only a woman who loves you shows when you're bringing her to orgasm.

>friendzone
:(

funny because this also applies to women too, pretty girls have loads of trouble finding a boyfriend because of that.

Kek

then imagine a guy like me, the archetype of the 40 years old virgin loser, a 100% human joke ...

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Life isnt a Disney movie, if you're not chad you either settle or choose to be alone