/heem/ - hot ones edition

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boxing is fake
mma is real

hot ones is cringe, but I still watch the ones with wrestlers

Biggest takeaway from tonight is that mgumbu kills Fury

heeeem

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combat sports are officially dead

Rate my Acca for tonight

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KEK BASED NGANNOU

NGANNOU

God Ngumboo is a charisma vaccum.

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>Look at his lovehandles jiggling about
Discoostin

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fury vs ngumboo
mma gloves
boxing ring
need it or sneed it

Your move, Dana!

Imagine Ngannu flat on the ground just like Dylian

why is this slovenian so angry

english is his 3rd maybe 4th language hes fine

who dis

From all the kebabs. It's good for his mental elf.

>Pillowtap ends just in time for heems
based

I had a beer

harper?

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can someone post the thanh le vs bjj webm

need it for the seethe when ngannou knocks that shitter out.

What did Ngannou do, I'm watching YT waiting for the fights to start

fury heemed whytes tooth out

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disgusting whore skanko

Dana seething

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Yeah I've never found foriegners who cant stumble their way through different tongues charming or admirable. Enjoy him if you want b.

>ngannou vs fury is actually going to happen
this nigga got frozen by gane and now I have to hear normies seriously entertain the possibility that it's going to be anything other than a shutout. Shit really sucks sometimes.

thats just spit. they have gumshields

Announce his retirement on Twitter

why do they allow permabans

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>*tells you wrestling is fake*
nothing personal, kid

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Ngannou only needs one

came out as gay

>ngannou vs fury confirmed

uhhh ufcbros?

arnold allen has negative personality. why is he trying to be a youtuber

>shoves him right after he heems him
Kek based

Came out as a MAP

>>/pw/5421221
Official laugh at CM Phil/Mike Jackson fan thread

That angle makes the uppercut look a lot better

UFC ON IN 2 BINGS
GET FUCKING READY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HEEEEEMSS SOOOOOOOOONNNN

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Joshua heems Cryson anyway who cares about this bum

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the push is kino

They need to do a special rules fight like they did in ONE with Miighty Mouse and Rodtang. Make it 5-6 rounds of boxing and 1-2 rounds of MMA.

Leave the fat fucks alone Tysoy, now you face true African power

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this card is gonna surprise us all

whoops typo

>it's gonna be worse than we're expecting
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is Ngannou the good or the bad guy?

Wtf there's a card today? Must be wmma because I didn't hear nothing about it

who is /heemday/ here?

> is it true that fury moves like a welterweight but klitchsko only needs to land one?
>is it true that fury moves like a welterweight but wilder only needs to land one?
>is it true that fury moves like a welterweight but whyte only needs to land one?
>is it true that fury moves like a welterweight but Ngubu only needs one?

Gane permaflushed this can

How will blacks ever recover

Fury moves like a welterweight but ngubu only needs one

if Tyson is retiring then maybe they have a chance kek

>tfw no wrestlefucking allowed

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Did Tyson ask ngannou how big his dick is?

>tyson is a bbcposter

smol

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based lightweight

Bookies hate me.

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> black power
> literally 70% white dna
LMFAO! American nogs are so funny.

>Including 3 wmma fights in an acca
You must literally hate winning

nearly 2-1 underdog in wmma, yep i'm taking that. Wmma via decision either way is always a good bet.