I LOVE YOU JOHNNY CAKES

brown like his shit covered dick

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catching, not pitching

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HE'S A FAAAAAG

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT FUCKIN' FINOIK!

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Damn that joke really went far. I wonder was it really that medication. He could have propably got a letter from his doctor.

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>A note from the doctah sayin' you don't like to suck cock?

>*tosses pack of cards in disgust

>These two suck each other's cocks.

SUCK OURAH CACKS?

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Phil did gay shit in prison lol

>IT'S A JOKE

I would have taken Lorraine up on her kind offer.

Seeing those blue eyes watering and running her mascara as she deep-throats my cock, working the shaft with her tongue as I hit the back of the throat. Finally blowing my load all over her big tits. Ughn!

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>I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue.

>DON'T SAY NOTHIN' SAL!!!

>suckin for dear life

You know it would've been great

UP IN THE CLUB

Fuck, yes! I'm glad she went nude before the end. Unleashed those big GILF tits. Shame she didn't stick around a little longer.

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i guess the turd doesn’t fall far from the faggots ass

>Hot and sticky, like my balls.

what scene was this?

Yeah yeah, keep joking about Johnny cakes but let me explain how Vito was not in fact gay:

>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication

Dubs say this lead blows ya head off you mothafucka

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UP IN THE CLUB

UP IN THE CLUB

Tony Soprano came up from Newark at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for past glory, and a generalized wish for a mercy kill against Tony Blundetto. Tony Soprano would serve no sentence for this murder. There would be no eulogies for Tony B, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and the shot would echo, but Tony Blundetto would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

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