Defend DIE ANOTHER DAY without using qualifying statements or the word "fun"

Defend DIE ANOTHER DAY without using qualifying statements or the word "fun"

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The non-nigger bond girl was hot.

fpbp

A joyful movie my son cried

Its Goldeneye all over again. Supposedly dead guy comes back, hatches a major plot involving his former nation using a space based weapon.

If you like Goldeneye then you must like Die Another Day.

rosamund pike married a 70 year old junkie

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It's fun

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The only Bond film I got to see at the movies before the casting of Brosnan's successor had me boycott Bond.

The opening was kino, North Korea, Bond being a prisoner and being rogue, Cuba. It falls down with the awful CGI and forcing the admittedly hot Halle down our throats. There was even talk of a spin-off for Jinx. The invisible car was probably a step too far. Wish Brosnan had done a couple more Bonds and ended with a higher note.

it's amusing

Halle Berry make my dick hard

I like that the credit sequence has a narrative purpose

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It's entertaining in a playful way

Fuck this bitch. She plays parts that reflect who she is, a crazy bitch

Zeo's Jag was based.

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Best Bond actor
Hot girls
Hovercrafts blew me away asa kid
Great sword fight
Madonna song is one of the best opening bond songs
Torture scene during the opening is KINO
Hostage exchange is KINO Pierce really shows how scared and tired he is
Awesome car
Ice hotel

Its not Spectre or QOS

>british racing green
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>Defend DIE ANOTHER DAY
no, it's terrible

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It has a really good sword fight which deserves to be in a better movie.

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You now remember Madonna's cameo as a fencing instructor
Why did cool James Bond went apeshit during that fight? It was pretty out of character.

Nice observation.

Quantum Of Solace is actually pretty good when you consider that Daniel Craig and Marc Foster basically wrote it themselves.

I-is he actually in her? Sure looks like he's in her.

They had both chicks wear leather outfits. That is important in a bond movie.

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>a Bond script with a pro-socialist tone
Hard pass

The first half, which is actually pretty neat. This movie suffers from a brutal jekyll and hyde syndrome. Around halfway the movie, everything changes completely into some kind of cheap, crappy cartoon.

You only need to compare the swordfight between bond and graves and the one between jinx and miranda to get a clear idea of how hard it dropped the ball.

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I've already said it a few times but when people said that they hate DAD and how shit it is, they're always refering to the trash that is the second half.

What the fuck was pro-socialist about it? I always got the impression the revolutionaries Greene was working were themselves corrupt socialists.

Do people actually NOT equate Bond movies to capeshit?

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PARACHUTES FOR THE BOTH OF US!
*tosses one out of the plane*
WHOOPS! NOT ANYMORE!

The absolute kino title sequence with the fire and ice and scorpions and shit.

Toby Stephens was an amazing villain, and he basically played the same character in one of the Sharpe films, opposite Sean Bean, and having a NEARLY IDENTICAL "arrogant prat sword fight" sequence.

It wasn't even fun though it was just a fucking quipfest, fuck I just realized capeshitters probably love it

>a fucking quipfest
how new are you to the franchise?

I have low standards. All a movie has to be is fun for me to enjoy it. Every movie doesn't have to be some deep life changing experience.

It was a proto-REFERENCES film. Basically every scene has some reference to a previous Bond film. Props in particular. Humans love to say, "I recognize that thing."

Die Another Die is Kino

>Hovercraft fight
>the sword fight
>Rosamund Pike
>Car chase
>great secondary Villain/Henchman
>Over the top superweapon, as it should be
>Great villain death

The only real weakness was that it wasn't very investigative like older bonds. Bond just seemed to know everything, also Madonna can fuck off

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someone please tell me HOW the fuck this aint real

it looks like she got a deep grip on his cock

There's conflicting stories saying that they may have fucked. She may be riding along his cock, but there's no sign of it below his navel. Unless it's small/soft (and how could it be?), then it could be inside her. Angelina divorced Billy Bob soon after, so maybe.

no way she didnt fuck him look at his balls and how they move with her

if he was soft it wouldnt move like that

Moonraker 2.0

You guys actually think they had sex and shit in front of all those people and shit. Come on now

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Toby Stephens is always good.

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Wei Shen from Sleeping Dogs is the main villain and that's pretty cool

I will never forgive them for using CGI to blur and darken her pussy and asshole from her new movie.

Jesus, jags age like milk...

>durr wuz he in her?

>cannot see that brosnan is clearly wearing undies
>cannot see brosan's package is clearly tucked to the side

Good sword fights
great opening sequence
Pike
Decent Hallie Berry

It actually a good film till it leaves cuba, at which point the movie quality drops faster then a actress who finds out you can give her a role.

user i know you can spot dick a mile away but he is clearly loosening his load inside her

DAD is legit way better than TND which turns into a shitty jackie chan movie when he partners up with the gook.

Imagine having such bad taste

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carver is pretty good and his henchmen are all great too, but it doesnt save it from the china pandering trash that makes up like 50%+ of the movie

I'd like to make a cuck joke about you and being able to tell when someone is nutting inside a woman but I cant find the words.

I think I'll call you a fag instead.

Fuck off fag.

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I can't and won't

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Half of that movie or more is legit B tier. Brosnan got fucked so hard Goldeneye was his only good one. DAD is his second best because of the other shit he was in

Even the worst Brosnan films are better than the dreary Craig era, desu.
>hurr durr. What if Bond was unhappy, and played a game of cards for half of the movie?
Why did anyone ever think this was cool?

Okay how about this: Diamond scarred face fashion statement was cool

It is indefensible. It sucks.

Casino Royale is unironically the Craig movie I enjoy the least and watch the least.
Skyfall>Spectre>Qos>CR

you should get an MRI asap because the only explanation for your taste is a brain tumor

The opening hovercraft chase and the sword fight in the Blades Club are two of the best action setpieces in all of Bond canon.

Nigger

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Coming from this shit board that's a compliment, you're always wrong about films

>be 15
>Casino Royale comes out
>everyone saying how clever and gritty it is, and how it's the best Bond ever
>think it's boring, outside of like ten minutes where action things are actually happening, and miss the cool gadgets
>pretend to like it because I want to look intellectual

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I like the villains. They were young and strong and sexy.

Yikes, such language is so 2016.

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Such is the state of having to deal with plebs

I refuse to play by your rules.

It's fun!

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pure kino. the fencing fight. captain flint being the greatest villain to ever grace a bond film.

>It was a proto-REFERENCES film. Basically every scene has some reference to a previous Bond film. Props in particular. Humans love to say, "I recognize that thing."

It didn't work in this case because Austin Powers made referencing Bond films seem laughable.

How can you not love Casino Royale?

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