We're currently engaged in a zest-fest of the highest order.
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First for world peace.
Mark Selby, 1
Anime.
You can't comprehend how much this is Yea Forums related.
>Mark Selby one
>and the nastiest snooker ever
Prefer Ronnie to this
xth for mark selby, one
Glad to be here with you lads in such a prestigious thread for such a prestigious frame.
>Mark Selby, one
Mark Selby, 1
He's gonna run out of fuckin reds
We're heading for another hour, lads. strap in, this frame will never end
*heavy breathing
Poor Yan is in the torture rack now
Markus Selbian , 1 (one)
2nd piss break when?
casual
THESE are the frames people remember. Any professional can knock in a century
We will soon reach the number from this pic.
don't need reds if you can torture to victory instead
Hyperzest
Don't need reds ehen you play for snooker after red
The pigeon has died of old age
Any one got the frame time so far
How many breaks of 1 has Selby had this frame?
I'll just preemptively rant about how this really shouldn't be a foul, but miss only.
>10 minutes away from longest ever frame at the Crucible
What kind of fraud needs reds to win a frame? My guy wins them from his seat.
>and a miss
>and a miss
>and a miss
>foul & miss
COME ON REF
Legendary frame already
Polebro's OC is VERY fitting today
Will we witness the historical moment?
The Test Cricket of snooker frames
Ronnie and Judd go suck your mum
Started at 9:16
Five, maybe? I know Yan has had one as well.
Even if Selby clears the table from here it will take more than 10 minutes
THE ZEST THE ZEST THE ZEST THE ZEST OF YOU
Lmao
Mark Selby, 1
ONE (1)
M... S.... o..
Mark Selby, 1
Carbon date this frame
>mark selby, 1
Mark Selby, One
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Selbinho, um
EXALIFTIN
>MS1
>try hard to zest your opponent
>be zested by a fluke
I just had a weird thing where I read your comment without realising it and got "Is someone getting the zest the zest the zest of you" in my head and thought to myself "that'll be a funny thing to post I'll make some of the boys chuckle with that." Luckily I saw your post again and registered it this time or I'd have looked quite silly.
Lame
Has Selby potted a colour this frame?
youtube.com
This frame definitely deserves this video
>Mr Zest's Wild Ride
>That woman in the crowd looking profoundly miserable
Sympathetic lel
Disrespectful escape tbqh
A lot of them, all of them red.
nope
>more points from opponents fouls than from potting balls
>Ah.
K U B O L
This feels like a fever dream
This is snooker not potter.
NOT THE HECKIN' KUBOLERINO
Need to piss so bad lads
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Nooooooooooo
This frame's about to hit second gear.
The only thing that would make this frame better is the presence of a Desi
WHURS
DA
KUBOL
GOIN
HE IS IN HIS WEBS
>this frame
AND ANOTHER ONE
should have gone during the piss break
Holy shit
What a mong
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LELBY
>Where's the cue ball going
Where's the cue ball going
>Where's the cue ball going
Where's the cue ball going
LMAOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice digits for the impending
BEST
OF
T H R E E
H
R
E
E
It's over
i've had three so far during this frame
I did :^)
Mark Selby... one
O N E
N
E
>Selby zest himself into defeat with all those MS1s
LMAO KEK
Mark Zesty............. uno.
Mark Selby, 1
NOT OVER
>ITS NOT OVER
NOT OVER
>ITS NOT OVER
NOT OVER
>ITS NOT OVER
NOT OVER
>ITS NOT OVER
>Selby
Literally can't make this shit up
mark selby, one arrives all the same
Mark Selby, One
Ronny would have won 4 frames by now
Amazing
Fuck this sport. I prefer darts anyway.
Mark? Mark Selby? THE Mark Selby?
1
The year is 2034. Pigeons have evolved so far that they can play snooker to tour level, and this frame is still going on
Even Vikki shaking her head
What the actual fuck. It just never ends.
Now he gets to zest with the lemon ball.
W-which gear is it in now?
Also,
>John Virgo saying "he's left a chance for this yellow" as Yan approaches the table to take his chance
deep
>defeat
27 on the table. It's all calculated.
Sweet lord Jesus, someone kill me. I can't go on, this is absolute lemons
on purpose no doubt
>don't mind me, just pirating these red balls
PLAY SAFE YAN
DONT BE TEMPTED
what's the frame time so far? longest ever is 123 minutes and some
are we close to beating it?
The midway pissbreak was 40 minutes ago
Wouldn’t fix his broken personality
So are we there?!
>inb4 deciding black
In awe at the Selbiums on display
WE MADE IT BROS
>80 minutes
>80 minutes
Ok, who scripted this?
>longest frame at the cruce
>MS1 is part of it
pot-tery
(You)
HISTORY
I
S
T
O
R
Y
>LONGEST EVER FRAME AT THE CRUCIBLE
cheers lads
You'll be telling your grandkids about this moment.
> Longest frame ever
The lemon farmers association
Settle in for another half an hour on the brown
what a shot
CROSS DOUBLE IN THIS FRAME AT THIS STAGE WTF MADNESS
its over
A historic moment
oh god oh fuck
Holy fucking shit every shot is absolute kino
>Drags out the frame to make history
>Finally pots a colour as soon as the clock strikes 8000 seconds
LELBY
>that brown
>almost kubol
WHERE IS THAT KUBOL GOING VIRGO
Juicy double
Lmao what a choke
Please, shake hands on a re-rack.
HOLY SHIT
MY HEART
I'M DED
RIP user
>misses pink
are you kidding me
respotted black
my previous captcha was "n0p0t" fuck i wish i screenshotted it
KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOOOL
JAMMY GET
mentally cooked desu
Depression is real lads
If this was a movie, it would be too unrealistic
This can still be won on a respotted black.
This frame is the biggest meme I've ever witnessed
>80 minutes = 8000 seconds
THIS DAMN FRAME
>standard of snooker has never been higher
AHahaha fucking hell
respotted black incoming
what the fuck are these noobs doing
>THIS FRAME
NEVER AGAIN
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*looks up at vikki*
Lads I've been watching the boxing, what the fuck Have I missed
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Zest gods punishing lelby for that cross double
>vikki is drinking the cyanide already
History.
lmao
zesting for the ages
Shite standard of snooker. Not much
2loopy4me
AAHHHHHHHH HEADING FOR RESPOT
Park.
Make it stop
>there are still up to three frames after this
Madness.
OUTZESTED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*winks to pundits*
Enjoy that one lads?
Selbys tactic is to tire his opponent. It is in fact, him, who is the tired one.
YANITE SNOOKER
IT'S FINALLY, FINALLY OVER
I am absolutely depleted of every last drop of zestosterone.
NOT SO FAST
I love snooker
>was not possible to play any slower
>still lost
lelby bros we got cocky
booo
Did you just use the k slur?
Never ending ZEST
You know when they pot the balls? You haven't missed any of that.
I love snooker, bros
What's up with all the >[666] on the chink stream?
Noooooo
Should never have gone for that black
Pure kino
I survived
that pink ball choke
>" for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”
NOOOO
we needed a rerack
The ref sneaking a cheeky glance at his watch
wrong one
If Selby loses this match he'll be thinking about the 13 frames he lost
But we already won, even if he loses the match.
Yan is so fucking based
>no respot
fucking disappointing
Selby is absolutely broken
Is he paid by the hour?
probably a devil emoji or something
>yan leaves while selby stays
Always can count on based Polebro
>hfw
Puts Selby, one to a whole new level.
(You)
Just as Blair was Thatcher's greatest achievement, Yan is Selby's greatest legacy.
...and that was him with a safety blanket of one frame. This next one's going to take 3 whole days.
>I was just getting started too
For Mark, it was just another frame.
>on suicide watch
kek
Did anyone keep count of the number of "Mark Selby, 1"s?
What’s yan’s bintao’s IQ?
Is it higher than his weight in kilograms?
Yan century incoming
Can't believe we were robbed of the BO3.
>implying any of us can count that high
i was mentally preparing myself for that respotted black
shame it never happened
Is his name Yanny or Laurel?
You think people fucking up pots and positioning play for an hour is "good standard"?
Go away casual
God, I hope not. We need at least one more frame like that.
What are yan’s odds for this championship from here?
I started around four or five, but I didn't know how many there had been at that stage so it was pointless. In the end, I think seven or eight of the reds were not followed by a colour.