If only you knew how bad things really are

Those teeth look so unnatural

>I'll take tons of botox on the forehead please
>what about around your eyes?
>no thanks I want to look old from the eyebrows down

correct
this is the real mickey

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SMOKIN

>Don't you just looove Halloween?

if you changed his hair, he would look like a homeless dude.

he looks weird and the only way to unbog yourself is to bog yourself even more. DO YOU SEE?

this fucking picture cracks me up like nothing else, it doesn't look real

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If you take moderately good care of yourself then the superficial symptoms of being old manifest way ahead of the "I feel old and demented and dont give a shit" stuff, and it terrifies them to the point that it becomes a kind of denial which causes them to go on plastic surgery benders.

This is the face of guilt after 30 years of molesting aspiring young male singers

What the fuck happened to his eyes? It's like a totally different person.

kek

>bogg themselves
nice one britfag

It's hilarious watching this ugly unfunny fucker crash and burn into madness.

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EpsteinxBogdon

Jesus, how much alimony+child support is he on?

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>this thing looks at itself in the mirror and thinks, 'damn I look good'
humans were a mistake

how can you be so soft/fat and have abs like that at the same time? are they implants?

>are they implants?
yes

None, actually. He did this to himself, there's no one else to blame.

He's becoming the third Bog

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Is he doing this to impress men or women?? Or creatura?

Is it just me or do these people look like they're living on borrowed time. It's like they know they're going to hell and are trying their hardest to avert their imminent fate.

himself

Jesus those veneers always look so fucking terrible.

They need to slightly de-colourise them so they don't look like fucking bright white tic-tacs filling up your mouth.

>Vaneers
Nigga those are implants.

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ok, I think son of the mask posting has become too prominent, but also HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS JUST LIKE JAIME KENNEDY IN SON OF THE MASK
I think it's that awful smile and the fact his forehead and brow have been botoxed into plastic

What is that he actually had done though? His forehead?

Just fuck my shit all over the place senpai

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no way even boogies look better

That whole guy is implants. Human Ken Doll, if you didn't know.

forever 21

He's had his whole face tightened, but his eyes are fucking re-angled and I'm honestly convinced he's got beard plugs, his shit doesn't look natural.
Pic related is the creepiest for me though.

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Who is that?

any video of him speaking yet?

he was on AGT so probably

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he doesn't even look like the same person
and it sounds like he's having some trouble speaking
youtube.com/watch?v=sfGsBDAAtDk

>mask
why go to the gym

can he not smile?
if you only knew...

Holy fuck that's Cowell? What the fuck.

you can actually see the scar, just left of his eye.

Because they work in Hollywood television & film, where looks are everything

you can tell hes getting sick of it all

Gym is for poorfags

is that william hung at the end?

why the fuck is everyone getting those fucking halloween costume plastic teeth now? it looks fucking terrible.

JUUUUST

thats the blind autistic man that sung and played piano last he wasn't bad actually

exclusive photo from the set of Halloween Kills (2020)

Damn!
Chloe looks like that?

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

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WHEN THE BOGS START TO CALL

You're welcome to it.

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>the absolute state of those teeth
I'd rather have my slightly miscolored real ones instead of those fake ass chompers

they're boogie teeth
also he looks like he deserves to as far as I'm concerned

>All these botoxcucks

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>The mask Michael Myers wears is a Mickey Rourke mask which was painted white. The mask, which was made from a cast of Mickey Rourke's face, was originally used in the 1975 horror film The Devil's Rain.[3][4]

What a disgusting loser.

Based limmy

All these people wish they were as fresh as best Laura

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DR. EVIL HAS NOW STARTED PERFORMING REALLY BAD PLASTIC SURGERY, YOU MUST STOP HIM AUSTIN

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I think he's being fucked over by some fatal blood disorder.

laura only 52

ITT: Hypocrites

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Getting old terrifies me anons.

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t. white woman

facial hair helps

>his ears

wtf

I don't see what my identity has to do with my point.

Only if you dye it. I'm near 40 and when I shave people say I look ten years younger.

i have never in my life heard someone say what the middle panel says

Bullshit. You've never heard people here talking about "the wall"?

Is this your first day, no, first HOUR on this fucking board?

user needs very badly to believe he's "bftoing roastyes". user is an adult btw

An adult virgin.

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>You've never heard people here talking about "the wall"?

You wouldn't equate those screeching Queer Eye faggots with anything occurring in actual exterior life.
(Except Queer Eye.)

It looks like his eyes are melting off his face

I hope he gets bullied for the rest of eternity for this, usually these people are so delusional they think it looks good

Laura Dern really grew into her facial features. She was good looking when she was young but always had the features of an older woman

>no dislikes
>not a single comment mentioning the way he looks

Do normalfags not even notice this? What the fuck.

The wall is not something to worry about unless a woman is trying to look young after 30. Once you hit the wall, no matter what you do, you will not "look young." Not that there's anything wrong with that, I like MILF's as much as the next guy.
If you don't worry about trying to look young, the wall isn't a problem

Don't be a vain metrosexual faggot and it will be fine.

>The wall is not something to worry about unless a woman is trying to look young after 30

It's almost like that's what all these celebrities are trying to do in a desperate attempt to save their career.

And that's why we make fun of them.

You may as well just have said "I'm an adult virgin".

Who is this qt?

extra is a tv show there going to moderate the comments my dude

>there
they're*

have you seen how many hairline threads there are on Yea Forums? now imagine if your image was everywhere online and in public

this

how many roles and how popular you can get are directly tied to your looks, once you get a taste of A stardom it's hard to just simply let go of that

sort by new

if you read this you love cock

thanks my dude

>Exercise 6 times a week
>Drink more water
>Cut down alcohol and other drugs
>Cook your own food than eat fast food
>Have a stress free job

Not that hard. I'm 27 and people mistake me as 21.

Because defending middle-aged millionaires from people saying they're ugly on the internet is a sign of somebody getting frequent sex

It's the eyes, what the fuck is wrong with them. Is it permanent mascara?

I'm excited to see this guy age. He's still somewhat young and is already full of plastic and silicon. He won't live long because I'm sure an addict or will kill himself before too long but it will be fascinating to see how he ages with all that shit implanted in him

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Some e-thot

poor man's nyan

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If you're rich its like the one thing you cant control. You never had to learn to accept things you don't like so you go fucking crazy about this one and only inevitability. It's literally like the tantrum that happens the first time a child is told 'no', but because its a full grown adult they can take it to a much more dramatic level and destroy themselves with medical science instead of just throwing some toys at the wall and screaming.

mask-esque teeth

MOMMY

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It's mainly genetics man. I work with a 27 year old who does the exact opposite of what you listed and he looks 21. Not that a healthy lifestyle doesn't help though you're just lucky as well I guess.

He sounds a little bit drunk

the wall?
age like milk?
I read here in 60%of the threads

give me that babysitter murderer fade senpai

man, adrenochrome is a hell of a drug

Don’t you just love Halloween?

I will never understand how these people whiten their teeth beyond and realistic measure. It just looks ridiculous.

It's literally The Emperor's New Clothes

Probably on a lot of painkillers after the surgery

>I will never understand how these people whiten their teeth beyond and realistic measure
It's veneers but yeah it looks ridiculously fake

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allegedly he's transgender now

You know what gets me most about this interview?? Look how many times he puts his hand in front of his face, that is the sign of someone that is EXTREMELY insecure about his face. Trust me I had heavy acne in high school. I know the signs.

>someone does something retarded
>call it retarded
>"y-you're a virgin!"

>american smile

lol

>He sounds like a drink than ran into a hive of bees

I can't.

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Laura Dern was probably apart of Fleetwood Mac in an alternate timeline.

I don't do any of those things I'm 29 and I still look somewhere between19-22, apart from my grey hairs. As an other user said It's mostly genetics. I've known guys who looked like full grown men at 16. A healthy lifestyle will benefit you in the long run though.

Fucking go home alien! Shoo! Shoo!