Last >April 23rd ESPN+ PPV USA BT Sport BO UK Tyson Fury vs Dillian Whyte
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>April 30th ESPN USA SKY UK Shakur Stevenson vs. Oscar Valdez
>May 7th DAZN PPV Dmitry Bivol vs. Canelo Alvarez Montana Love vs. Gabriel Valenzuela Filip Hrgovic vs. Zhang Zhilei Shakhram Giyasov vs. Christian Gomez
>May 14th Canal+ FRA Tony Yoka vs. Martin Bakole
>May 14th Showtime USA Jermell Charlo vs. Brian Castaño Jaron Ennis vs. Custio Clayton
pretty even, i would give it slightly to fury but its close. almost a draw
Brody Howard
Whyte 1-0
Grayson Bailey
Why are there always so many fucking MILFS sat in the front crowd of Fury fights?
Christian Carter
fury 1-0
Adam Carter
Desperate to use those last eggs
Gabriel Phillips
>be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder “H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence “YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths “FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!” “I’m sorry, madam, we don-“ “I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >raped to death by Pakis
>people unironically got excited for this fight with how friendly these britbums were towards each other
Oliver Phillips
>Tyson Fury trained for 12 weeks this time >still blubberous gut >Whyte looks 3x bigger while weighing 11 lbs less Tyson Fury has no upper body at all his entire body is in his gut what the fuck trainer does he have?
>main event >still more focussed on the /box/ thread than the stream I think I need therapy
Brayden Mitchell
2-0 whyte
Jayden King
>BEATS the GLOBOHOMO >BECOMES the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP of the WORLD >SNORTS the COKE >BANGS the SLAGS >GAINS the WEIGHT >ENTERS a STATE of DEPRESSION >TRIES to TAKE his OWN LIFE >JESUS TAKES the WHEEL >BECOMES the BIGGEST CHRISTKEK >BEGINS the TRAINING for the COMEBACK >GETS BLACKSPLODED on by the GIGANOG >JESUS ALLOWS the RECOVERY >EARNS the DRAW >WINS the REMATCH >WINS the TRILOGY >CRUSHES a few MORE CANS >RETIRES the GOAT
For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.
Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.
the fight is shit anyway its just going to by shyte throwing haymakers until he gasses and fury cruises to a point win
Austin Brown
the ESPN official stream has terrible audio and you cant hear the punches. The two audio sources it has are the commentators and the fucking crowd, it's ridiculous that people paid for his. Even the most amateur matches can mic up properly, but apprently the biggest fight of the year can't
Justin Sanders
Tysoy better stay off the ropes
Jonathan Brooks
1-0 fury black is trash
David Sanders
This buck is getting broken.
not sure if fight starts rd 7
James Hall
Fury is really gonna drive the Ferrari off the bridge now isn't he?
Alexander Sanders
We're seeing the old wiggly Fury that people said wasn't there anymore.
how many rounds do you think they've committed to?
has to be 6 minimum...
John Sanchez
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jordan Ross
i wonder if the trilogy with wilder made fury forget to box
Hudson Evans
wonder what Fury would look like with hair
Carter Ortiz
I was a Fury fan but no more after seeing him wear them St George's shorts. SG's day is no longer culturally appropriate and highly offensive to many cultures and beliefs in modern day Britain.
Jake pauls last fight was more entertaining than this, and imo jake beats both these cans
Dominic King
Jon jones heems both of these two in a boxing match desu
Benjamin Myers
I'd like to see Paris Fury lost and confused in an African jungle. When out of nowhere, hidden behind the layers of foliage she comes across an African village full of 6'6 tribesman. She notices they're equipped with some kind of weapon, a large weapon. Upon closer inspection, she notices it's actually attached to their body. She gasps in horror as they begin walking towards her.
Isaiah Powell
>called Whyte >is Black
What did he mean by this?
Levi Bell
I want to fight Megan Olivi's manlet husband
Adam Wilson
become slave
Jayden Lopez
worship feeta
Josiah Rogers
FUCKING WHO?
Adam Allen
His shorts are falling down STOP THE FOIGHT
Logan Jackson
I want to suck Megan Olivi's cock
Josiah Wilson
"SLURP"....."BBC CREAMPIED PUSSY"
Luke Morales
Jesus, Whyte is so fucking amateurish. This is a ridiculous mismatch.