Who won?

Unironically Luis

Based

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Allen > Bryce > Bateman > Patten

impressive, very nice

Checked.

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Fuck off. His is the ABSOLUTE WORST.

>shitty gold foil
>shitty green typing
>that garish font
>small as fuck second type
>that white

Paul Allen's business card is the most visually appealing. The spacing is ideal. I think they made the others bad on purpose to make Paul Allens seem that much better in the film.

>Acquisitions spelled wrong on every single card

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Bryce >= Allen > Van Patten >>>>>> Bateman
Called dubs on a Friday, how'd he swing that?

Paul Allen

Bateman
>weird margins
>bottom text looks too busy
>good font

Bryce
>also has weird margins
>nice texture and font

Van Patten
>goofy stencil-looking font for his name
>texturing for paper stock is overdone

Paul Allen
>clean
>well proportioned
>decent font
>maybe a little boring but objectively fine

Carruthers
>multiple colors like how a little kid would design a card
>poor margins
>poor font
>poor use of space

I think pretty clearly Paul Allen's card really was the best one.

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This

why are they all vice presidents

op btfo

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I'm a Van Patten man myself.

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>all these people saying paul
>who uses fucking decimals in the phone number
Despicable

Can we just talk for a second about how that corporate branding is inconsistent as fuck? How is this allowed?

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1) Paul Allen
2) Bateman
3) Bryce
POWERGAP
4) Van Patten
POWERGAP
5) Gold fag card.

Checked and also correct and backed it up.

I think Bateman and Bryce have about equal cards. But yeah Van Patten's card is bad and I would fire Carruthers for being brain damaged.

Bryce

How can they all be VP?

Nice

Wow, I never realized the dubs meme was created because of the numbers on Patrick Batman's business card.

I never noticed that, neat little detail

Bryce would be a win if the top text was slightly higher

How come their firm doesn't have a CI?

In some large corporations every worker drone is "vice president". Literally means nothing.

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they don't end in repeating digits

Bateman had the best card by fucking miles

What was their job exactly? What did they do for P&P?

What kinda dork puts his LAST name first? Not to mention how tasteless the lettering is
Allen's is the best overall with by far the best font, but I prefer Van Patten's texture.
B8man's is just horrible, that aberration thing he's got going on tries too hard and it's giving me a headache

Controversial opinion:
I like Van Patten's just on a first impression. The bold for his name is a good eye draw and the ink is crisp.
Could be the quality of the other photos though. Patrick's embossing is too deep, too flashy for a business card. The all one line for the address lets him down too, Allen's card beats him there.
Bateman and Allen have the higher quality cards though.
Now I'm off to return some videotapes.
Also check 'em.

bateman was managing director of accounts
allen was vice president of operation procurement
bryce was an effector of implementation strategies
patten was a strategic planning liason

So Bryce promoted synergy (like a Baws)?

the bagel technician

I think the point is that it doesn't really matter. Nobody is seen working anyways.

Take the names off the cards and tell me whose card you can identify first.

That’s the mark of a truly great business card. Quads confirm.

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Paul Allen's is objectively the best card. It has the best font and very clean look. I like the periods separating the phone numbers and how the address and fax numbers at the bottom are two separate lines.

Bryce and Van Patten are both a little to try hard with the textured card paper. Van Patten's is actually very nice, I like his font and texture better than Bryce's and I like how his name is bold.

Bateman's card fits him very well. It has kind of a fun font and an off white background to distinguish it. I think the font fits him as you never see him do any work in the movie. The formatting shows how much he wants to fit in as it is exactly the same as Bryce and Van Patten, while the background seems like an attempt to be just slightly better than everyone else without being vulgar about it.

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My nigger Dave

>and an off white background to distinguish it.
That's called "Bone".

>AQUISITIONS
No one won.

Holy shit I've always though that was just a random throwaway line, just something a yuppy would say, but now that I think about it makes perfect sense that a psychotic killer would want a color named bone for his card.

I think i'm going to watch this again, I always pick up on new things everytime I see it.

Allen > Bateman > Patten > Bryce

Good dubs.

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what the fuck someone czech my dubs

fpbd

Witnessed

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