16 year old me

>16 year old me
OMG FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>21 year old me
overrated piece of shit.
>30 year old me
No wait this isn’t that BAD
>31 year old me
No wait it is
>40 year old me
I’ve wasted my life
>45 year old me
*brap*

ooooohhhh NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*


*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
*ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
*BRAP BRAP BRAP*
*BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*
ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* *wipes*
*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO STOP BOI
*squats*

*inhales*
UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*

UGH
Ugh... fuck... FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CACAAAAA
*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
>50 year old me
OMG FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME

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i hope i get to brap post when i turn 45

AJJJJUHHHHHHHHHHHH ERRR *BRAAAAAAABBBBB* GRRR AHHHHHH EEED ER *BRAAAAP* I lIeK tH3 fIgHt CLub errrrrrRRRRRR *BRAAAAAAAP* GEEE AHHJJ

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I hope I will be dead by then but it sure sounds like a bearable alternative

nice one fren

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Glad to hear you got over your IBS.

anyone want to fight for real?

I remember there was a fight club at my highschool. It got shut down and even the news ran a story on it.

sneed

Yes I'd like to fight OP

absolutely based brapposter

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You should be 36 years old

damn... so this midlife crisis

can I be next?

bases

>Fight Club is 34 years old
hmm

Is this the greatest review ever written?

accurate

year old me
>OMG FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
year old me
>overrated piece of shit.
year old me
>No wait this isn’t that BAD
year old me
>No wait it is
year old me
>I’ve wasted my life
year old me
>*brap*
>ooooohhhh NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
>*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
>*ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
>*BRAP BRAP BRAP*
>*BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*
>ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>*SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* *wipes*
>*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>*stand up*
>oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO STOP BOI
>*squats*
>*inhales*
>UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*
>UGH
>Ugh... fuck... FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CACAAAAA
>*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
year old me
>OMG FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME

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It would be less sad if you were making this post at 50, because you'd have fewer years of utter misery and breakdown ahead of you.

cringe

seething chink

Taking the bait. Fight Club isn't 30 years old, breh.

OP isn't even 16

Why can't people discover the magic of BRAP much earlier? The wind rises, we must try to live!

>His name is Robert Paulson.
>His name is Robert Paulson.
>His name is Robert Paulson.

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Gib milkies

It is one of the greatest films of all time, the book more so than the movie but it's a great story man. Anyone worth their salt wants to be Tyler Durden at some point of their lives.

How did you age 30 years in 20?

Haha, you owned him hard

Autism.

i read this entire post without skimming over a single letter