Helium tank arrived in the mail today

>Helium tank arrived in the mail today

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Shut up dumb fr*g poster.

>1 less frogposter

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when you checking out bro? nervous?

Based
See you in the next life user

You don't have the balls.

>Don't want to die
>Want to live comfortably without having to work
Wat do?

Someone gift this guy a helium tank as well

Please don't waste it. There is a helium shortage.

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why kill yourself today when you can masturbate and get drunk tomorrow?

Make ballons first faggot

Become late-night call taker for hospital. Good pay and you can play games all day. Alternatively you can be a caretaker for an apartment complex. You are on duty for most of the day but you get to live mostly rent free and it's rare people actually need you. When shit isn't going down you can do whatever at home. You won't be rich but you will have a roof and money.

There’s BEEN a helium shortage

God I wish this were me

It's a meme, brother. It's actually painful as fuck and can take 10 minutes to die while your throat convulses.

They have oxygen in them now, it won't work.

>tfw you live in a state with incredibly strict gun control
i just want to blow my fucking brains out

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Ve con Dios, user.

Try a tank of Nitrous you won't want to die afterwards but you will want another tank of Nitrous

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just give us fucking suicide booths already, make it a welfare program, it will save billions

>while your throat convulses
can't this cause orgasms?

you wont do it pussy

Unlikely. Suicide is a sin

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